Felix Puckerman

Felix Puckerman. 17.

[itsjeffthomson]

[itsnot-anselelgort]

[masonxanderson]

I like it cold, I can only sleep with it’s freezing. That depends, are you gonna haunt me if you die?

[felixpuckerman-blog]

So do I but that's when I have my Spongebob blankets. I can't even feel my feet right now. Yes, I'm never gonna leave you alone. I'll haunt you every second of every day. 

[addischue-blog]

Why? 

[felixpuckerman-blog]

Because I don't have any blankets. 

[masonxanderson]

There is also something called bringing your own blankets from home.

[felixpuckerman-blog]

There was only so much I could carry. I didn't think this place would be so cold. Are you gonna let me die? Can you live with that? 

[masonxanderson]

I’ll be sure to write idiot on your tomb stone.

[felixpuckerman-blog]

Don't be mean, You know, there's an easy solution to this. It's called cuddling.

[notalionleo]

Why didn’t you bring blankets, dude?

[felixpuckerman-blog]

Because I'm dumb and I thought my instruments were more important. I was wrong. Guitars aren't very warm.

[notalionleo]

Are you sleeping outside? Should I call you, Hobo Felix?

[felixpuckerman-blog]

I'm sleeping in my new place but I didn't bring any blankets with me and the bed sheets aren't doing a great job at keeping me warm. 

[felixpuckerman-blog]

I think I might freeze to death tonight. Please remember me. 

[itsabigailpuckermanbitches]

I didn’t want to take part in any stupid carnevals anyway.

[felixpuckerman-blog]

I got you a corn dog if it makes you feel better. 

[azaiahwilliurs-deactivated20161]

You’re working a fucking kissing booth. Is it not going to?

[felixpuckerman-blog]

... It's a kissing booth. I'm not becoming a prostitute. 

[azaiahwilliurs-deactivated20161]

You volunteered, dude. Pucker up and take it like a man.

[felixpuckerman-blog]

That sounds sexual. 

[masonxanderson]

I never think about that, just the kissing, and other activities that lead from it. You want me to go to an event with a bunch of teenagers? Will there be alcohol?

[felixpuckerman-blog]

It won't be french kissing, just a peck. There'll be lots of adults but I don't think there'll be alcohol. What do you need alcohol for?

[kayliegh--ks-deactivated2016061]

Don’t open your mouth and stay sanitized.

[felixpuckerman-blog]

And how does one stay sanitized?

[livie-lopez-blog]

Why did you volunteer if it makes you feel that way?

[felixpuckerman-blog]

Because I wanted to help and I can't bake and this sounded fun at the time. 

[masonxanderson]

Because it’s fun. I’m 26, man, I should be hanging around with people my age.

[felixpuckerman-blog]

It's not fun. It's gross. Think about all the saliva and bacteria. You should be supporting charity... and me. I might give you a kiss for free if you come. 

[masonxanderson]

Sounds like fun, I’d do it for free, have fun.

[felixpuckerman-blog]

You'd smooch a bunch of strangers for free? What would be the point? You should come. It's for a good cause.