wouldn't you like to know, weatherboy

[sudafed-up]

Im getting real tired of being able to gauge the current geopolitical climate based solely on how many military recruitment ads YouTube shoves at me.

[sudafed-up]

Appreciation post for how horizontal Jeff Blim manages to get for this entrance in tgwdlm reprise

It fucking sends me every time

[sudafed-up]

crying screaming throwing up. Cant believe she lets me live here

[sudafed-up]

I finally watched Nerdy Prudes Must Die recently and could immediately feel the hyper-fixation coming on. Then I introduced it to my brother and SIL and we watched the other two musicals together and I could see the same thing happening to them.

[unalivejournal]

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

[sudafed-up]

Remember way back when Kathy Griffin posted that picture of her holding Trump's severed head? I think every simpering democrat who clutched pearls over that should fucking apologize to her forever.

[sudafed-up]

This independence day please celebrate your local any other fucking country

[sudafed-up]

Love how you're not allowed to say fuck on the internet anymore, but then websites will shove 30-50 horny AI mobile game ads down your throat.

[rpfwasfine]

it takes 10 layers of the water filter to completely drown a tumblr screenshot if anyone was wondering

[rpfwasfine]

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[depsidase]

[sudafed-up]

A better world is possible! In Vermont billboards have been banned since 1968. Don't let companies convince you that advertising blight is inevitable.

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[sudafed-up]

How dare you bring a snuggie here when you know we're a slanket family

[sudafed-up]

Learning about old home repair and renovation will introduce you to so many materials you've never heard of in your life. Like wtf is vermiculite?

[stromcuzewon]

this is probably my favorite tiktok of all time and I finally got around to showing it to my dad the other day and now he comes home every day and tells me about all the places he saw crumbling concrete and says "guess they didn't add enough chinchilla flakes"

[sudafed-up]

Boy, being sick sure does make you appreciate just how great it is not being sick.