Making Lucifer watch Love Island HCs
- “I cannot believe I am watching this.”
- “Why are they all dressed so scantily clad?!”
- He pretends to be loathing every second but is always the first to comment on things that happen
- “Well he doesn’t seem genuine at all.”
- gives MC, many, many, disapproving looks because what on Earth were they thinking making him watch such a show
- “MC, this truly pains me.”
- “why does nobody know the difference between ‘generally’ and ‘genuinely’?”
- “what do these people do for jobs?” “They left them to join the show” “so what will they do when they leave?!” “Become influencers I guess.” “I’m sorry???”
- complains at the lack of romance and slow burning
- “are they sleeping together already?!”
- questions what MC watches when they’re in the human realm because surely there’s better things to watch than this?
- is absolutely HORRIFIED during the heart rate challenge
- “do their parents watch this?!”
- “don’t show this to Asmo. I can’t afford to face the embarrassment of seeing him on this show.”
- “there’s a £50,000 prize? Don’t show Mammon either then.”
- had he been watching with ANYONE else he would have absolutely left the room long ago but because it’s MC he stays put (reluctantly)
- “that was the most unintelligible sentence I think I have ever heard”
- is completely BAFFLED when one of the islanders reveals they have a genuinely high ranking/difficult job
- “hm, this woman stands her ground and has morals; I somewhat respect her.”
- “why do they get so dressed up just to sit around by a pool every evening? Am I missing something? Is this beyond my brain capacity or has this show just numbed all brain cells of mine?”
- “why do they keep putting eggs in different baskets?”
- rolls his eyes pretty much every time one of the guys speak
- “Lucifer, I think you’re secretly enjoying this.” “I certainly am not.”
