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alex, 17, 💛Hufflepuff💛 not to be dramatic but i would die for draco malfoy 🐍 Harry Potter and Marvel 🖤

[slayer-the]

I just mean he’s not particularly loquacious. Mostly, he watches me study. It’s a bit annoying, actually.

HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE (2005) dir. Mike Newell

[lmaoalien]

plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view

[accioheadcanons-blog]

“i looked in the mirror and cried. i look like an egg”

[its1130andtheclubisjumping-deac]

someone *hurts me emotionally*

me “lmao!! omg”

[fanonical]

trelawney: i see in your future great trouble

harry: ugh, is this another of your grim prophecies

trelawney: no. you didn't do your essay

trelawney: detention for three weeks

[thebootydiaries]

person: u wanna fight?!?!

me: no i want to weep quietly in my blankets because nothing is real and we are stuck in physical entities

[thebootydiaries]

me: why'd u give me an F??

teacher: you haven't turned anything in all semester.

me: but i reblogged the lucky pencil?

[fantasticbeasts]

You never met a monster you couldn’t love.

[fanonical]

hermione’s guilty pleasure music is avril lavigne

[pussydeity-deactivated20151212]

i just want to be touched really hard

like by a car

hit me with a car 

[fanonical]

harry: i wanna steal paintings from hogwarts and hang them on the walls at the dursleys'

harry: just to fuck with them

[shesaware]

*washes hands with my tears*

[thanatos-moon]

If you're a dumbass just remember that Helga Hufflepuff would've accepted you just the way you are. keep being you, you wonderful idiot buffoons. Do it for Helga!!

[selinas-deactivated20251210]

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009) dir. David Yates

[fanonical]

harry: hey

harry: today malfoy looked at me funny

harry: so i'm starting a kickstarter to put him down

harry: the benefit of killing him is

harry: i would get glared at way less

[fandomiconsx]

like or reblog if you use

[francisconi-17]

Slytherin 💚

[wanda-maximxff]

Aunt May

For @little-euro-girl, hope you like it 💛