*you don't own me

Ind. Selective. Irene Adler. Please read my rules.

[feminaadler]

apologies guys i will get to replies soon, i’ve not been well these past four or five days.. 

[writteninthestcrs-deactivated20]

“My mind rebels at stagnation. 

Give me problems, give me work, 

give me the most abstruse cryptogram 

or the most intricate analysis,

and I am in my own proper atmosphere.  

But I abhor the dull routine of existence.

I crave for mental exaltation. 

That is why I have chosen my own particular profession,

or rather created it, for I am the only one in the world.”

promo credit goes to: @markimoorph

[feminaadler]

@scciopath​ continued

“Well everyone likes tea, but if you don’t want it then I’ll just pour it down the sink.” Irene commented giving a small shrug of her shoulders, “Holmes, I always find you first, you’re not exactly the hardest man to find.” She mused deciding to take a seat on his couch, one leg crossing over the other. 

[writteninthestcrs-deactivated20]

“I’M NOT A PSYCHOPATH.

                       I’M A HIGH FUNCTIONING

                                                                    SOCIOPATH.

                                                                                   DO YOUR RESEARCH.”

[ask-meme-addicts]

Roast my muse. Tell them the hard truths about themselves that they need to hear.

[feminaadler]

“Do you need a hug?” (Zsasz)

Irene had pain all up her side for a few hours now, to say it was painful was an understatement. “..yeah” She commented, trying to sit upright. She had been laying in that position since it started. 

[mangledmenagerie]

“I’m getting you to a doctor.” A hug isn’t going to fix whatever is going on with her, “I’ll hug you in the car.” Keeping any signs of worry off his face.

[feminaadler]

“nope no it’s fine, it’s just a cramp” Irene commented, “I just need to take something for it.. it’s nothing”

[feminaadler]

“Do you need a hug?” (Zsasz)

Irene had pain all up her side for a few hours now, to say it was painful was an understatement. “..yeah” She commented, trying to sit upright. She had been laying in that position since it started. 

[memeasaurus-promptus]

Some Questions Sentence Starters

“Where are you going?” 

“What are you doing?” 

“Where is __?”

“And where, do you think, are you are going?”

“Who do you think you are?!”

“Who are you?” 

“Who is that?”

“Who did this?”

“Where are my __?” 

“How on earth did you manage to hurt yourself?” 

“How did this happen?” 

“How could you?!”

“What the fuck?”

“There’s nothing between us, is there?”

“How can I fix this?” 

“Do you need a hug?” 

“Is sorry not enough?” 

“Is there anything I can do to help?” 

“It’s over, isn’t it?” 

“How can someone of your size bleed this much?” 

“It hurts, doesn’t it?” 

“Is it supposed to hurt?” 

“How can you go off without me like this?”

“You’re not happy, are you?” 

“Why won’t you listen to me?” 

“How can we stop this?” 

“Can you just shut up?!” 

“Why are you bleeding?!”

“Do you think you can help me?” 

“Can you smile for me?” 

“Why are you so sad?” 

“Are you okay?!’

“What are you?” 

?+ Add your own!

[feminaadler]

"They're good names." Victor was actually relieved he didn't have to debate names with her.

“Good, Meave Zsasz and Cain Zsasz sound nice together, are we doing middle names?”

[mangledmenagerie]

Shit. He forgot about middle names, “Do you want middle names?”

[feminaadler]

“I’m really not all that bothered with middle names if I am honest” Irene responded giving a small shrug of her shoulders “just wasn’t sure if you wanted to”

[mangledmenagerie]

“I think middle names would break up the flow of the names. I mean who would be intimidated by Cain Francis Zsasz? Or Maeve Petunia Zsasz?” Nope, he needs his kid to have names that are badass or at least make people think twice about fucking with them, though if they end up with his surname that should be a warning to at least adults…

Hell, Victor didn’t even think about last names, he just assumed but Irene and he aren’t married he’d have to check to see what the state policies are on that, damn this whole process is a hassle. 

[feminaadler]

Irene couldn’t help but laugh as he spoke it was very true after all. “Middle names are definitely out of the picture “ Irene stated giving a small shake of her head “I want them to have your last name I can’t double barrel it, Adler-Zsasz or Zsasz-Adler sounds ridiculous” they weren’t married yet Irene wanted her child to have their fathers name of course she hadn’t of thought to the legalities of it all. She hadn’t even thought about where she would have the baby, she was a criminal somehow going to Gotham hospital wasn’t going to be on the list.

[feminaadler]

"They're good names." Victor was actually relieved he didn't have to debate names with her.

“Good, Meave Zsasz and Cain Zsasz sound nice together, are we doing middle names?”

[mangledmenagerie]

Shit. He forgot about middle names, “Do you want middle names?”

[feminaadler]

“I’m really not all that bothered with middle names if I am honest” Irene responded giving a small shrug of her shoulders “just wasn’t sure if you wanted to”

[feminaadler]

"They're good names." Victor was actually relieved he didn't have to debate names with her.

“Good, Meave Zsasz and Cain Zsasz sound nice together, are we doing middle names?”

[feminaadler]

"I got the baby a gun harness like mine," Victor was excited, "The guns squeak because they are fake."

“That’s actually quite cute” Irene commented, smiling up toward Victor. “Corny but cute”

[mangledmenagerie]

“Corny? It’s for a baby, I don’t think it’s any cornier than those damn giggling red Elmo demon dolls.” Those things annoy the hell out of him, “This is more practical.” Maybe he was slightly miffed at her calling his find corny. 

[feminaadler]

Irene took hold his face within her hand she could tell that he was a little upset by her calling it corny, “I’m joking hun, it’s lovely” Irene pressed a quick kiss to his lips the smile remaining on her features “Coolest baby toy ever”

[mangledmenagerie]

“Damn right it is,” Allowing himself to be placated with her kiss. “It will go well most of the kid’s outfits.” Well, the ones he bought at any rate. 

[feminaadler]

“Yes it will” Irene responded looking up at Victor with a bright smile “I still like the names Maeve for a girl and Cain for a boy” 

[feminaadler]

"I got the baby a gun harness like mine," Victor was excited, "The guns squeak because they are fake."

“That’s actually quite cute” Irene commented, smiling up toward Victor. “Corny but cute”

[mangledmenagerie]

“Corny? It’s for a baby, I don’t think it’s any cornier than those damn giggling red Elmo demon dolls.” Those things annoy the hell out of him, “This is more practical.” Maybe he was slightly miffed at her calling his find corny. 

[feminaadler]

Irene took hold his face within her hand she could tell that he was a little upset by her calling it corny, “I’m joking hun, it’s lovely” Irene pressed a quick kiss to his lips the smile remaining on her features “Coolest baby toy ever”

[feminaadler]

"I got the baby a gun harness like mine," Victor was excited, "The guns squeak because they are fake."

“That’s actually quite cute” Irene commented, smiling up toward Victor. “Corny but cute”

[feminaadler]

Work has been tough this week but it’s getting back to normal next week so I’ll be around more then! Thanks for being so patient ❤️

[feminaadler]

"At what age do you think the kid will be able to learn to fight with a knife?" (Zsasz)

Irene looked up to Victor and gave a slight arch of her brow “ten at least” she responded simply “that’s how old I was and I was able to get good coordination “

[mangledmenagerie]

“That long?” That seemed an awful long ass wait, “Are you sure because there are like 5-year-olds learning martial arts.” 

[feminaadler]

“well it could be earlier.. it depends on our child” Irene replied “everyone adapts differently you know so he or she could be five or they could be ten”

[feminaadler]

"At what age do you think the kid will be able to learn to fight with a knife?" (Zsasz)

Irene looked up to Victor and gave a slight arch of her brow “ten at least” she responded simply “that’s how old I was and I was able to get good coordination “