Feminist Rugby Songs

because if I have to watch smart, strong, otherwise kickass females sing S&M Man one more time... [submit your own verses via tumblr, or email your friendly Ithaca Avengers Women's Rugby team: [email protected]]

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Sally Yates can play rugby ‘cause she’s really good with rules.

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Members of the Ithaca College Men's Rugby Team – full of feminists and topnotch ruggers – at a Take Back the Night Rally. The right kind of locker room.

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Neko Case on Twitter

“All straight people who said "I won't marry until every human has the right in this country.." totally pooped their pants in fear today ;)”

If I were the marrying kind...

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Lori Petty can’t play rugby ‘cause she’s busy on Orange is the New Black, in a recurring role this time THANK GOODNESS. 

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Brittney Griner can play rugby, but Glory Johnson probably shouldn’t – at least not after the first trimester, though evidence-based research shows only 1.6% of rugby injuries are sustained in the abdominal area.

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(courtesy of reddit)

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Yogi Brownbear

Kansas has an awful governor – Brownback, Brownback

Slashing public services – cutbacks, cutbacks

Tax breaks only for the rich – cashback, cashback

Incentivizing corporate greed – kickback, kickback

Secretary of State is just as bad – Kobach, Kobach

Abstinence-only sex ed classes – bareback, bareback

Promise increased revenue – then backtrack, backtrack

Rescinding LGBT rights – setbacks, setbacks

This used to be a progressive state – throwback, throwback

Where did Kathleen Sebelius go? – come back, come back

Kansas has an awful governor, Brown-brown-brown-brown back

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Andrea Gibson can play rugby because how is slam poetry not already a staple of women’s socials?

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If I were the marrying kind–I thank the Lord I’m not, sir–the kind of rugger I would be would be a rugby center, sir.

Center, sir? Why’s that, sir? Because it's 2015 and females have been marginal figures for far too long.

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Hillary Clinton can’t play rugby ‘cause she’s busy running for president, betches.

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Sojourner Truth can play rugby ‘cause ain’t she a woman?

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CJ Cregg can play rugby as long as she wears her designer pantsuits to the socials.

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Dottie Hinson can’t play rugby ‘cause she might drop the ball with ambiguous intent at a crucial moment, allowing the other team to make the go-ahead score, and we don’t have time for that melodramatic crap.

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