—you did good, child.

commander shepard. paragade. destroy ending. —Look around you. You're NOT in this ( fight ) a l o n e. We face our enemy TOGETHER (!) and together we will D E F E A T them.

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I’ve just blocked more people in the last ten minutes than i have in the two years of having this twitter account.

edit: tbh im not gonna lie, this is kinda upsetting because i thought i could trust these people. but they all turned out to be r-a-t-s.

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okay yall i just got dragged into this fucking petty ass drama on twitter and it’s honestly giving me so much anxiety i want to actually cry rn. people are such fucking backstabbing snakes. im PISSED. like use your fucking @ button you bitch. no problem sending SCREENSHOTS of my account, but you wont even respond when i fucking call your ass OUT! this girl is such a rat i hate her i have disliked her the moment i followed, i just couldnt block bcs she was in my gc. now she’s fucking “exposing” me and my friends and the shit we said about someone she’s telling to DIE RN. like?? we talked shit about this girl when she was being rude asf to someone in the gc but we AINT PETTY! we never EVER said for her to die, we’re not fucking disgusting like this damn snake. that’s NEVER okay to tell someone to die, esp if they have HIGH ANXIETY? BITCH WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? HOW DARE YOU. like we trusted this fucking asshole and all of a sudden she turned her back on us and went back to the rest of the snakes she’s friends with. lmfaoooo bye you dumb dickhead.ugh. im so upset right now. i never liked her, and i knew she was acquainted with someone we talked shit about a lot bcs (long story short, the girl she’s apparently friends with now has told my friends off and one of my friend who happens to have a lot of mental illnesses and is constantly struggling with her depression fucked up this one time and someone sent this snake the receipts of what she said and then she told her to kill herself. and she almost did.) im over this, im just gonna block EVERYONE on twitter. i’m sorry yall i’m REALLY not in the mood to do replies and i’m probably taking another hiatus because today was awful i can’t believe this happened.  update: just looked on twitter again, another rat i blocked also sent screenshots of my account. bitch im a good person i don’t need this shit, so yeah. i blocked your ass. i have enough actual drama in my personal, home life. dont need ur petty assss shit! xoxo update: “You guys are ugly.” BITCH. YOU TOLD SOMEONE TO DIE. YOU EXPOSED US WITH SCREENSHOTS YOU TOOK WHEN WE THOUGHT WE COULD TRUST YOU. WE’RE UGLY? I. DONT. THINK. SO HONEY

imma straight up fight her.. i will drag her ass to hell and back just watch

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“ …, there is something on your mind, yes? “ way to go wanda. sound weird. “ uh—- well, there is no good way for me to explain my reasoning for that question, i guess. ”

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   Shepard scrunched her eyebrows, her lips pursing into a faint frown. ❝Yeah, there is.. Guess I should work on my poker face a little more.❞

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“who’s there ?? – - i swear to god, if you don’t come out i’ll shoot. trust me when i say i never miss.”

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    ❝You should find out who exactly you’re threatening -   before you threaten them..❞ Her words trailed off and she took a pause. ❝My name is Shepard. Commander Shepard.❞

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                 examine squad                                     accept squad

                                                 mass effect 1 + squadmates

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[chxngefate]

[mvnicheart]

                          ❝ …sometimes i miss being dead. ❞

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    ❝Me too. Life’s a lot less complicated when you’re six feet under.❞

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❛ i ship me and money. ❜ [ summer // summerxxroberts ]

meme, sentence memes from popular tumblr text posts - @summerxxroberts

     ❝-  Pretty sure everyone “ships” themselves with money.❞

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❛ thinking about space fucks me up. ❜

meme, sentence memes from popular tumblr text posts - @notarcght

     ❝Huh, I could only imagine what would happen to you if you actually went out into space.❞

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Why is it whenever someone says “with all due respect”, they really mean “kiss my ass”?

meme, sentence starters: mass effect edition, vol. 1 - @scruffylookingrebel

      ❝That’s a question for the books. It’s probably ‘cause the latter isn’t as civil.❞

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“ just try to guess the answer. ”

meme, six word sentences - @numbersixdanny

     ❝Do you really want to listen to me guessing for the next thirty minutes?❞

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♬

meme, send me a ♬ and I'll shuffle my iTunes and whatever song pops up, I'll use the first line as the starter, ride by lana del rey. - @biiitchisms

      ❝I’ve been out on that open road.❞

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tbh.... shepard/ashley for the ship thing

meme, send a ship and I'll tell you who:

Gives nose/forehead kisses: Ashley gives nose kisses, Shepard gives forehead kisses.

Gets jealous the most: They’re both 2 chill for that.

Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive: Sigh, Shepard.. u MESS. Ashley picks up Shepard.

Takes care of on sick days: They both take care of each other when the other is sick.

Drags the other person out into the water on beach day: Shepard drags Ashley out - she knows how deeply invested Ash gets in her work, and she knows that she needs that occasional mini-vacation, just to clear her head and reset.

Gives unprompted massages: bOTH.

Drives/rides shotgun: Off duty, Ashley won’t let Shepard even LOOK at a driving wheel. Driving up mountainsides in a Mako is bad enough -   driving up mountainsides in a Mako with SHEPARD as your driver? That’s even worse. Ashley drives, Shepard rides shotgun.

Brings the other lunch at work: Shepard so brings Ashley some expensive takeout for lunch, she’s gotta make sure her boo has something good to eat, and she would probs slip a  “have a good day” note in the bag, too.

Has the better parental relationship: Definitely Ashley!!

Tries to start role-playing in bed: HMM, I feel like Ashley is the more “adventurous” one in this relationship.

Embarrassingly drunk dancer: SHEPARD. ALWAYS SHEPARD.

Still cries watching Titanic: Ashley cries, but Shepard is there to comfORT her.

Firmly believes in couples costumes: ASHLEY.

Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas: Both! 

Makes the other eat breakfast: Ashley is always looking out for her Commander, even when it comes to little things like making sure she ate breakfast.

Remembers anniversaries: Both!!

Brings up having kids: No doubt that Ashley would bring it up!! She’s obviously the more family oriented person in their relationship.

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miranda and shepard ( idk their ship name Woops )

meme, send a ship and I’ll tell you who:

Gives nose/forehead kisses: Shepard gives both nose and forehead kisses, usually when she’s comforting Miranda.

Gets jealous the most: UM?? They both get jealous. On one hand, you have the lady that saved the galaxy multiple times and is charming af when she wants to be, aND on the other hand u have like?? one of the most beautiful woman in the galaxy who could also Kill you. So yeah, they both can get pretty jealous.  But they’re also supes pretty and badass, and loyal -  so they know they have nothing to actually worry about. 

Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive: Miranda picks up Shepard.

Takes care of on sick days: Miranda is used to taking care of Shepard, spending long nights making sure she’s alright. So obviously Miranda would take care of Shepard on sick days.

Drags the other person out into the water on beach day: Miranda drags Shepard out to the beach, she convinces her they both should get some well-deserved downtime. 

Gives unprompted massages: Miranda!! She’s 2 good for Shepard.

Drives/rides shotgun: Shepard drives, Miranda rides shotgun.

Brings the other lunch at work: Both.

Has the better parental relationship: UH??? Shepard IG??

Tries to start role-playing in bed: Both. 👀

Embarrassingly drunk dancer: SHEPARD. She’s an embarrassing dancer, always.

Still cries watching Titanic: Ok but like neither would cry? They would just get EMOtional together and then go cuddle afterwards to ward off the memory of a super, super sad movie.

Firmly believes in couples costumes: Neither -   neither of them care for that overly sappy stuff. And lbr, Miranda wouldn’t be caught dead wearing an pepper costume that would match Shepard’s salt costume. 

Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas: M I R A N D A.

Makes the other eat breakfast: Gosh, both. 

Remembers anniversaries: I mean.. Miranda is probs more organized and timely than Shepard by a landslide. They both would remember, but Miranda would probably plan some expensive dinner surprise ahead of time and buy a bunch of gifts, while Shepard would be like ‘o shit it’s tomorrow.’

Brings up having kids: Omfg I don’t think either would. If someone were to bring it up, it would be Shepard, but she would talk about adoption options. (since yknow that orphan background hits home w her)