tbh.... shepard/ashley for the ship thing
meme, send a ship and I'll tell you who:
Gives nose/forehead kisses: Ashley gives nose kisses, Shepard gives forehead kisses.
Gets jealous the most: They’re both 2 chill for that.
Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive: Sigh, Shepard.. u MESS. Ashley picks up Shepard.
Takes care of on sick days: They both take care of each other when the other is sick.
Drags the other person out into the water on beach day: Shepard drags Ashley out - she knows how deeply invested Ash gets in her work, and she knows that she needs that occasional mini-vacation, just to clear her head and reset.
Gives unprompted massages: bOTH.
Drives/rides shotgun: Off duty, Ashley won’t let Shepard even LOOK at a driving wheel. Driving up mountainsides in a Mako is bad enough - driving up mountainsides in a Mako with SHEPARD as your driver? That’s even worse. Ashley drives, Shepard rides shotgun.
Brings the other lunch at work: Shepard so brings Ashley some expensive takeout for lunch, she’s gotta make sure her boo has something good to eat, and she would probs slip a “have a good day” note in the bag, too.
Has the better parental relationship: Definitely Ashley!!
Tries to start role-playing in bed: HMM, I feel like Ashley is the more “adventurous” one in this relationship.
Embarrassingly drunk dancer: SHEPARD. ALWAYS SHEPARD.
Still cries watching Titanic: Ashley cries, but Shepard is there to comfORT her.
Firmly believes in couples costumes: ASHLEY.
Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas: Both!
Makes the other eat breakfast: Ashley is always looking out for her Commander, even when it comes to little things like making sure she ate breakfast.
Remembers anniversaries: Both!!
Brings up having kids: No doubt that Ashley would bring it up!! She’s obviously the more family oriented person in their relationship.