Kitty Claws and Fatal Flaws

8 / Male Physical appearance: About three and a half feet tall standing upon four legs; five and a half on his hind legs. See here for a rough reference. Perm M!As: (Muse is split into two beings. Kelvin now has an alter-ego: Kelkio. Kelkio is to be avoided at all times.) (Kelkio can now switch between original forme, which is huge, to the size of Kelvin.) [[ Feral!Signless/Kankri blog. Remake of Feralkelvin! ]] Click the second under this to get to the ask box, relations, and icon pages. Third circle leads straight to the ask.

[feraivantas]

> You smile a little, the tiny wiggling pup in your arms. It doesn’t like being held, and struggles to get out until you let it down. You sigh, putting the little creature down, which runs over and puffs up, looking at Kelvin curiously.

…Hell9.

::You lower your muzzle to the tiny hound, showing them that you mean no harm, that you're like they are. Hopefully, it won't be too hard for you to gain its trust.::

[feraivantas]

9h. Well that w9uld have 6een nice t9 kn9w. It keeps wanting t9 crawl int9 the fire 6ut I’ve 6een t99 scared t9 let it. Can I have y9ur current c99rdinates?

—canineGenotypes sent their coordinates!—

There’s a reas9n my 69dy always feels s9 warm. It needs t9 f9r me t9 6e a6le t9 survive lava. 6ut, anyway. C9me 9n 9ver.

[repentantsinner-blog1]

Alright. I’m 9n my way.

> You grab the tiny pup, much to its distaste, and teleport over.

[feraivantas]

::Your tail is already thumping slightly on the ground by the time he gets here. You haven't seen a pup for sweeps, and you were really excited about this. You chirp a greeting at the both of them.::

[feraivantas]

9h. Well that w9uld have 6een nice t9 kn9w. It keeps wanting t9 crawl int9 the fire 6ut I’ve 6een t99 scared t9 let it. Can I have y9ur current c99rdinates?

--canineGenotypes sent their coordinates!--

There's a reas9n my 69dy always feels s9 warm. It needs t9 f9r me t9 6e a6le t9 survive lava. 6ut, anyway. C9me 9n 9ver.

[feraivantas]

Hey, Kankri?

D9 y9u kn9w when y9u’ll 6e a6le t9 6ring the pup..?

9r, if it’s t99 much tr9u6le, just make sure they have a heat s9urce..

S9mething h9t/warm.

[repentantsinner-blog1]

They’re curling up practically inside the fire right n9w… I can 6ring them 9ver right n9w, if y9u’re availa6le? 

[feraivantas]

C9nsidering 9ur natural envir9nment is usually in 9r near v9lcanic p99ls.. Fire w9uldn't actually harm them. I'm free whenever, th9ugh.

[feraivantas]

Hey, Kankri?

D9 y9u kn9w when y9u'll 6e a6le t9 6ring the pup..?

9r, if it's t99 much tr9u6le, just make sure they have a heat s9urce..

S9mething h9t/warm.

[feraivantas]

Kelvin help I was given a pup and I d9n't kn9w what t9 d9 with it--

A.. pup?

What kind 9f pup?

[repentantsinner-blog1]

It’s tiny. Small en9ugh t9 fit in my arms.

Help? I. D9n’t think I can care f9r it.

[feraivantas]

As l9ng as it isn’t truly tiny, as in y9ur palm 9r less, then there sh9uldn’t really 6e t99 much 9f a pr96lem..

W9uld y9u like t9 6ring it t9 me s9 I can check its health f9r y9u?

[repentantsinner-blog1]

It’s n9t that small. Just… The size 9f a little puppy.

Please? I d9n’t have the slightest idea what I’m d9ing—

[feraivantas]

Just 6ring it t9 me, alright? It’ll 6e 9kay.

[feraivantas]

? ((this won't end well))

I'M SORRY.

ALL THAT SHIT I SAID BEFORE.

I'M SORRY I'M A FUCKING IDIOT.

YOU'RE. NOT THE WASTE OF TIME.

I AM.

AND I'M SORRY YOU HAD TO DEAL WITH MY SHIT BACK THERE.

YOU DIDN'T.

EVEN REALLY DO ANYTHING WRONG.

AND I JUST. I'M TOO SENSITIVE FOR MY OWN GOOD.

I DIDN'T NEED TO TAKE THAT OUT ON YOU.

[weaponizedhawkarchive]

Send me a "?" for something my muse hasn't had the guts to say to yours.

[feraivantas]

IT'S NO USE, ANON. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO EVEN CRACK HIM.

[feraivantas]

hey kar. you dont know me but my name is raven dragomir. i know a couple other yous and...what you said really scared me. i dont want you to stop existing. even if i dont know you personally, i couldnt bear the thought of any karkat not being here. so, sorry to bother you but i thought it needed to be said.

OKAY. LET ME GET A FEW THINGS CLEARED UP.

MY NAME ISN’T KARKAT. PLEASE. DON’T EVEN SPEAK HIS NAME AROUND ME.

I JUST. I GUESS I TYPE LIKE HIM. WHICH, WITHIN ITSELF IS INFURIATING.

MY NAME IS KELKIO AND I SHOULDN’T EVEN EXIST IN THE FIRST PLACE.

AN ANON SPLIT ME APART FROM KELVIN—I’M. PART OF HIM. WITH ANOTHER BODY. I GUESS I’M JUST THAT LITTLE BIT OF RAGE THAT WAS IN HIM.

BUT, UNFORTUNATELY, I JUST HAD TO GET ALL HIS DAMN FEELINGS, TOO. AND I’M REALLY NOT GOOD WITH THEM.

[positivesecrets]

[idontusetheinternetanymore]

Our psychological state allows us to see only what we want/need/feel to see at a particular time. What five words do you see?

[cutestjewiethissideofstlouis]

this scares me a little

[feraivantas]

Kelvin help I was given a pup and I d9n't kn9w what t9 d9 with it--

A.. pup?

What kind 9f pup?

[repentantsinner-blog1]

It l99ks like y9u— That’s why I messaged y9u, I have n9 idea h9w t9 care f9r it…

[feraivantas]

9h.

9h, dear. If it’s a hellh9und pup, y9u will have a literal hell 9f a time trying t9 raise it, unless y9u live near an extreme s9urce 9f heat.

H9w 6ig is it?

[repentantsinner-blog1]

It’s tiny. Small en9ugh t9 fit in my arms.

Help? I. D9n’t think I can care f9r it.

[feraivantas]

As l9ng as it isn't truly tiny, as in y9ur palm 9r less, then there sh9uldn't really 6e t99 much 9f a pr96lem..

W9uld y9u like t9 6ring it t9 me s9 I can check its health f9r y9u?

[feraivantas]

TO WHOMEVER BROUGHT ME INTO THIS SHITHOLE OF A WORLD.

PLEASE. DO ME A FUCKING FAVOR AND TAKE ME OUT OF IT.

I DON'T KNOW HOW MY OTHER HALF DEALS WITH THIS SHIT.

ALL THE FUCKING TIME.

BUT I DO KNOW THAT I CAN'T AND I REALLY DON'T WANT TO ANYMORE.

IT'S BEEN LIKE A DAY AND I'M ALREADY FUCKING EXHAUSTED.

THERE'S NOTHING I WANT MORE THAN TO JUST LAY DOWN AND STOP EXISTING.

[feraivantas]

[crustatum-deactivated20150122]

OH I’VE SEEN MORE INSANE THINGS HAPPEN. TRUST ME. HOW ABOUT THE FACT THAT YOU EVEN TRIED TO TALK TO ME AT ALL?

PLAYING WITH YOUR EMOTIONS? HAH! I WOULDN’T EVEN WANT ANY FUCKING EMOTIONS FROM YOU OF ALL TROLLS. I’D BE MORE THAN GLAD IF YOU JUST BLOCKED ME RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW.

THAT SOUNDS FUCKING KINKY THEN. WHY DON’T YOU COME DO IT? I’LL SURE LOVE EVERY FUCKING MOMENT OF IT CONSIDERING THAT, OH WAIT.

I CAN’T FUCKING DIE.

DOES IT LOOK LIKE I GIVE TWO SHITS THAT YOU BLOCK ME OR NOT? GOOD LUCK FINDING ANYONE ELSE THAT WOULD TALK TO YOUR ASS.

SO HOW ABOUT YOU HAVE FUN FINDING ME WITHOUT MY COORDINATES?

GOOD FUCKING LUCK.

[feraivantas]

fine.

--cataclysmicGenotype logged out!--

[feraivantas]

Kelvin help I was given a pup and I d9n't kn9w what t9 d9 with it--

A.. pup?

What kind 9f pup?

[repentantsinner-blog1]

It l99ks like y9u— That’s why I messaged y9u, I have n9 idea h9w t9 care f9r it…

[feraivantas]

9h.

9h, dear. If it's a hellh9und pup, y9u will have a literal hell 9f a time trying t9 raise it, unless y9u live near an extreme s9urce 9f heat.

H9w 6ig is it?

[coastalcapricorn]

Anonymously tell me your assumpmtions about me and I'll confirm or deny them.

[feraivantas]

send me a: "✎" and i'll handwrite your url

send me a: "✉" and i'll handwrite a little message for you

send me a: "✈" and i'll handwrite the one place I most want to go

send me a: "★" and i'll handwrite my favorite color

send me a: "♥" and i'll draw you a picture

send me a: "☀" and i'll handwrite my favorite season

send me a: "✦" and i'll handwrite my favorite animal

send me a: "☮" and i'll handwrite my tumblr crushes

send me a: "♪" and i'll handwrite my favorite genre of music

send me a: "♫" and i'll handwrite my favorite singer or group

send me a: "✂" and i'll handwrite something I find attractive

send me a: "✔" and i'll handwrite my favorite movie

send me a: "✮" and i'll handwrite my favorite food

send me a: "☾" and i'll draw something of your choice

send me a: "☁" and i'll write something of your choice