god shits in my dinner once again

talia | 27 | she/her | chaotic dumbass i can’t go to hell, i’m all out of vacation days twitter: @shutuptalia

[blony98]

weird swamp monster

[innerchildabortionclinic]

baking vids like this make me die laughing every time like I know what will happen before the video finishes but it's just so funny to me

[fishbonesart]

little guys...

[farmlesbians]

it’s talking heads kermit friday

[golongbyjoannanewsom]

shinji ikari

[were--ralph]

I wanted to see if there was a longer version of that Sabrina fortnite clip and im glad there is

[bwaah]

pour one out for the guy who just spilled his drink

[bwaah]

situation worse

[stantler]

Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country

[funny-tik-toks]

[nbspacegay]

Wait come back i need to know more

[memorycycle]

brock was smart as fuckk for putting the pan on his head my dumbass wouldve probably hit ash with it and then lost a true friend in the process

[nick-nellson]

DERRY GIRLS | 1.01

[kobyneo88]

[pimientosdulces]

the moon

[get-you-wet]

Daddy im so horny . PLease help me

bitch im tryna survive a category 5 hurricane

[askinnyblackman]

i know i talk about pokemon go a lot but like. the summer of 2016 where pokemon go was released? i’ve never seen anything like it in my life. shit was absolutely insane

[askinnyblackman]

i gave my phone to a stranger who jumped a fence to get a clefairy that was in a restricted area

[riversongandthedaysthatnevercame]

I had a baby that summer and all the pictures we took of him for two whole months include a pokemon

all of them. are. like. this

[wizardpotions]

The reason wizards wear lots of jewelry is for self defense.

I shoot a beam at my wizard nemesis but it reflects flawlessly off of his Claire accessories clip on earrings, killing me instantly.

[frightstricken-deactivated20260]