I AM NOT CONFUSED ANYMORE.

i have nothing to tell you, humans.

[mementomoriiv]

Naoko Ito

[yvfu]

there’s gotta be a better way to store branches

[vittyyluvscookies]

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

[submissivefeminist]

I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha.

[chaotichowlite]

‘Vagina-owners’

[anxiousnerd]

Tune in next time for: Are these menstrual cramps? Am I pregnant? Is it just gas? I wouldn’t have to ask these questions if I didn’t have a damn uterus

[sexylibrarian1]

Next week: Is it a bladder infection? An ovarian cyst? Do I have endometriosis? Oh God please do not let it be cervical cancer! A 20/20 special

[occupyvenus]

Y'all are forgetting the all-time classic: Is it just my period or is my appendix about to burst? Some nice tea and a heatpack or 911 and emergency surgery?

[phantoms-lair]

There is actually a test for that last one!

Place your hand over the pain, press down slightly and release. If the pain doesn’t change by any great margin, you’re fine. If it suddenly becomes some painful you can barely stand, Get thee to an Emergency Room

[taysweetbae]

reblog for the safety of vaginas and their owners

[greedyagain]

The appendix test works with or without a vagina so reblogging for everyone.

[justwritingscibbles]

Reblogging because I didn’t know this and it needs to be shared.

[skyinide]

[afronerdism]

This might be the funniest reply I’ve ever seen in my life

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

“Anxiety disorder” sounds so morose from now on I’m telling people I have Clinical Heebie Jeebies

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Chronic Scaries

[landscape-stories]

[oceansoftheworld]

(Photo/Info)

The Common Sydney Octopus (Octopus tetricus) is found on intertidal rocky shores and in the ocean. They are typically grey to mottled brown with orange-rust red arm faces that taper to the tip. The eyes are usually white, and their skin consists of many small pavement-like patches and large papillae which can be raised over the body to produce a spiked appearance, common when imitating seaweed.  It has been suggested that Octopus tetricus are associated more commonly with rocky reef habitats during the breeding season, but tend to spend a considerable portion of their life in soft-sediment habitats. It is a territorial creature, sitting in a lair during the day surrounded by rocks and rubble that it has collected to defend its home. Lairs can also be recognised by the scatter of freshly drilled shells of its prey.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[rotgospels]

girl help my womb is wandering around upsetting my balance of humours 

[sushigrade]

that’s hysterical

[konoko]

[rebelwhodoesntknow]

Me in the span of approximately two seconds

[storyoflight]

[zombeesknees]

#can people stop hiring paul bettany to be ice cold and whispery  #and hire him again to be A HYPER CON ARTIST STAND-UP EMCEE AGAIN  #pls and thnk u

[dancinbutterfly]

drunk, queer, naked, slutty, loud, and completely full of shit truly, the greatest role he has every portrayed

[carolxdanvers]

The three genders: lords, ladies, and not-sitting-on-a-cushion

[philosophomoric]

“the ways you have learned to survive may not be the ways you wish to continue to live“

[aka-maggie]

@sleepybitchcity tags on point

[henryscavills]

Romeo + Juliet (1996) dir. Baz Luhrmann

[soviet-uwunion]

Oh my god those are heelys

[rythen]

I want people to remember that, iirc, this is still considered the most faithful movie version of Romeo and Juliet

[wiltkingart]

gay astronauts on a romantic honeymoon space adventure (oil on canvas 10" x 10")

[utopians]

Can’t stop thinking abt what happens to salmon when they get horny

[raymondcest]

aight ill bite what happens when they get horny

[utopians]

They literally transform into a new, unbelievably fucked up creature

[bongwater-jpeg]

[aceofsquiddles]

A lesbian couple were smoking weed together.

One was a high femme, the other was a stoned butch.

[you-know-its-actually-funny-dea]

[anxietyproblem]

[helenmilesmosaics]

These ancient mosaic fragments,  slightly submerged in the sea, can be found on a deserted stretch of minor road on the East coast of the Greek mainland, untended, unsignposted, unnoticed.