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Summary: One bad decision leads to a cute delivery man saving you from a terrible fate as a monster's gourmet supper. Of course, you can't let him leave without a proper thank you, now can you?
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Yes I did write smut to commemorate the end of the Garou arc era!!!!
You’re pretty sure you got off at the wrong bus stop.
First of all there was no one here, and second of all, there was… Nothing, here actually. Just a long dark road framed by towering cornfields that blocked your vision of anything that may lie ahead from here. In your defence, it was super dark, and you couldn’t tell if that huge tree was the front of the apartment block you were headed to, or just a tree.
Well, you know for sure now but you made that discovery a bit too late for you to catch the bus before it left again.
It was also far too late in the night for you to call someone to help pick you up, so you decide to just settle down and wait.
You clutch at your knees anxiously as you wait for the next bus to appear, and will yourself to believe that the strange rustling you hear from the corn stalks in front of you was just the wind.
Just as you manage to convince yourself of that fact, a figure jumps out, portly and round, with enough teeth that gleamed wetly in the moonlight to mentally scar you for life. It bounds quickly across the road, hungry red eyes fixed right on you. You scream in shock, throwing yourself back so quickly you flop right off the bench and land hard on the cold pebbled ground.
Before you can scramble back up to your feet, you hear the sharp squeal of tires on asphalt, loud enough to drown out the sounds of the chittering creature in front of you.
Headlights bathe the ferocious looking monster in golden light right before the impact of the oncoming van sends it crashing down the road with a sickening wet thump. It lands a few feet away from you in a mess of red and yellow pus, twitching once before it stops moving altogether.
You barely breathe as you try to take in what the hell just happened, tearing your eyes away from the monster to the van that has stopped in front of you.
The front door opens with a groaning click as a man jumps down from the driver’s seat, movements quick and lithe. Without even sparing you a glance the man walks in front of the van, bending down to examine the sizable, monster shaped dent the collision made on its front bumper.
Illuminated by the headlights, you can see the man’s sharp features and the silver of his hair, just barely escaping from the bottom of his work cap. His thin lips twist in a pout as he stares at the dent. He doesn’t even bother to spare a glance at the monster carcass, still oozing at the side of the road.
“Damnit,” he says, his voice sounding deep and tired. “Hope the boss doesn’t notice that.”
You gingerly raise yourself to your feet, wobbling over to him, still somewhat shaky from the shock of the monster encounter.
“Um,” you begin, wringing your fingers together as the man turns to look at you. He raises himself up to his full height as he stares at you, eyebrow raised in consideration. Oh no, you thought to yourself, he’s hot. Even through the stiff looking uniform you can see how broad his shoulders were, his strong chest tapering down to a trim waist and sturdy long legs.
“Thank you,” you say quickly, eyes darting to his face, hoping he didn’t catch you checking him out. “You saved my life there.”
“... It’s nothing,” the man replies, looking a bit uncomfortable with your thanks. He rubs at the back of his neck as if abashed. “I was just driving by. That monster just happened to be on my route.”
At his words, you turn to look past him and the van. The moonlight was only just bright enough for you to see the smoking skid marks on the road, its lightened tracks bending abruptly, as if the van had made a very sharp turn from the main road it was on to barrel down this smaller lane and into that monster.
When you turned back to the man, his lips were set into a staunch pout, as if daring you to call out on his bluff. Although somewhat confused, you decide not to mention it. Maybe he was just shy or something.
“Still,” you say, unable to resist smiling up at him in relief. “I owe you my life. Thank you so much!”
“Whatever,” the man mutters gold eyes looking at the ground, trying and failing, to seem unconcerned. His eyes flicker to your bags, knocked over and in disarray at the bus stop, before finally looking back at you.
“Why are you even out here? It’s like 11pm. Don’t you know monsters roam around more at night?”
“Aha,” you laugh, embarrassed at your own stupidity. “I was supposed to get to my new dorms, but I got off at the wrong bus stop…”
At that, the man stares at you, eyebrows raised high in shock. “Are you serious? What the hell, were you just going to wait for another bus out here in the dark?”
“Umm… Yes…”
“...”
“...”
“... You’re fucking lucky you didn’t get eaten.” With a sigh reaches up to lift up his peaked grey cap, the same criminally boring colour as the rest of his uniform, to scrub irritably at his shirt white hair. It was cut close to the scalp, and looked choppy as if he’d cut it himself with a pair of garden shears. You really wanted to run your hands through it to see if it felt as soft as it looked.
“Look,” the man says, seemingly oblivious to your staring. “I’m heading into town to deliver the rest of my parcels. If you want, you can just catch a ride with me. You’d be safer waiting for your bus in town than in the sticks out here.”
You stared at him, unblinking for a moment, still trying to process what he said. Your hero really did come in a cute little delivery van huh.
Despite his size and the confident way he stood, he seemed to sag a bit awkwardly in the wake of your silence. The white haired delivery man shifted from foot to foot. “Uh, you don’t have to take up the offer. It’s whatever. It’s weird to hitch a ride with a stranger right its fine-”
“NO!” you shout, remembering that yes, you have to talk to actually get a ride with the cute guy who saved your life. “Yes, I’d love that thank you so much!”
The two of you clamber into the van without much fanfare other than a short kerfuffle between the two of you when the man insisted on helping you (read: complained gruffly that you were taking too long) to carry your luggages after seeing you struggle with it.
You learn, after some extensive prodding, that his name is Garou, and yes he was a delivery man for Beaver Movers, and was on his way to send off the last of his packages. You were getting a sense that he was shy, or maybe just awkward with all the sudden attention from you, but you didn’t mind it either way. Rather, it was quite endearing.
Now you really had to fuck him.
The town was just as quiet as you imagined it to be, with almost all of the residents already having retreated for the night. Even illuminated by the street lights and the silvery moonlight, the streets were still hauntingly dark, shadowed by the tall buildings. You shivered in your seat, thinking back to the incident with the monster.
There’s no way you’re going to wait in the dark. Especially not alone.
Garou pulls over to the side of the road, just in front of a bus stop. “Alright, do you think you can find your way from here?”
You look up at him, a bit surprised that your comfortable ride was over so soon. “Are you letting me off here?”
“Yes?” he says, eyebrows drawing together in confusion at your question. “I thought you needed to catch the bus or something?”
“Oh!” you recall, thinking madly about anything you can do to get your cute hero to stay with you a bit longer. Looking around quickly through the van’s windows, you spot a small boutique hotel, just a block away from where the van had pulled over. “Actually, maybe I can just catch the bus in the morning! I can just… stay the night at that hotel first.”
Garou’s lips quirked up in a small smile, likely relieved you didn’t decide to keep waiting in the dark.
“Okay, that sounds like a good idea,” he murmurs, driving the van up a bit to stop in front of the hotel. Faster than you would’ve liked, he helped you get checked in, and carried your luggages into the room, before nodding solemnly at you.
“Okay. See ya,” he drawls, giving you a lazy salute before trying to head back into the van.
“Wait,” you call out, grabbing onto his arm before he has the time to leave. Oooh… His arm feels so firm…
He looks down at you, now utterly confused.
“Um, do you want to spend the night with me?” you blurt out, your face flushing.
“...? No.” Oh, instant rejection. A lesser woman would have cried at a rejection that swift, but not you, you were built of stronger, thirstier stuff than that.
At the apparent look on your face, Garou hurried to explain himself. “I still need to deliver my packages.”
“Can’t you just… do that in the morning?”
“Er… I guess, but…” he clears his throat, obviously out of his element at your pleading. “I think you’ll be safe in the hotel. Its safer than out on the streets anyway.”
“No… I’m not worried about that,” you whine, taking care to press yourself into his arm to make your point clear. “I just wanted to thank you for saving me…”
“Huh?” Now he looks thoroughly flabbergasted, gaping at you like a fish. “It’s fine I don’t need you to do anything for me.”
Still blushing you press yourself even closer to him, feeling the comforting heat from his skin, even through your layers of clothes, warming your cold skin.
“But I really, really want to… Don’t you want me to?” you murmur, giving him your best puppy dog eyes.
Garou continues to stare at you, face the perfect picture of confusion. He hasn’t tried to shake you off yet at least, which you considered a victory on your part. “It’s nice of you, but like I can get my own room anyway… And like there’s only one bed… Oh… OH…”
You watch as the dawning realisation of your words settle over him as an adorable blush that dusts a dusky pink on his high cheekbones.
“I… Well… You don’t need to… Why would you even want to…?” he splutters, looking wildly from you to the comfortable looking queen sized bed behind you.
"I dunno," you pout, confused. "You're hot, you saved my life… So I just like you."
"Really? You think I'm hot?" Garou asks incredulously.
"Is this the first time someone told you that?"
At your question, Garou straightens up, looking decidedly away from you. "Of course not. Loads of people have told me that."
"So… Am I not your type then?" you ask, your brow furrowing in worry.
"NO! Uh, no I mean, well, aren't you everyone's type?" he splutters, the beginnings of a blush blossoming across his high cheekbones.
"I don't want to be everyone's type," you whine, nearly stamping your foot in frustration. "I want to be your type."
The blush on Garou's face was starting to look very, very prominent. "I er, yeah fine you're my type. Happy?" he sighs, tacking on that last part as if it were a challenge.
A challenge you felt on the road to winning.
"Very happy," you giggle, finally getting back your courage to cross the room back to his side. You slide your hand down his chest, and even though you can hear the hitch of his breath and feel the rapid beating of his heart through his chest, he doesn't move to stop you again.
Your wandering hands find purchase with his belt, jiggling it amusedly as you listen to his sharp intake of breath, before finally reaching down to palm at his crotch.
Pressed up against him as you were, you could feel the hard planes of his chest, warmth emanating from him even through his scratchy, stiff uniform.
You could feel him growing hard in your hand, faster than you thought he would, considering his hesitance earlier. Regardless, it made you giddy with joy that he was reacting to you like this. You couldn't wait for him to hold you in his strong arms…
"Okay," Garou interjects, voice just barely strained. "Go lie on the bed."
You look up at him, eyes wide with surprise. You were kinda hoping to give him a blowjob actually.
"Cmon," he mutters, pushing you forward. "Or did you change your mind?"
"No!" you protest instantly, climbing up on the bed obediently for him.
You hear him grumble something unintelligible behind you before he walks over to you. Reaching over you, he pulls you over to the edge by your hips, so that your legs dangle on the floor. Steady hands push your dress up quickly, letting it pool at your waist.
You watch as his eyes widen at your lacy panties, gaze zeroing in on the growing wet patch on it. It was now your turn to blush hotly under his gaze, moving to press your thighs together. At the movement, Garou scowls, but he doesn't look up at you, almost as if unable to tear his eyes away from the sight of your pretty pussy, tucked away behind that thin layer of damp lace.
"Don't move," he growls, a little half-heartedly.
Strong hands come to rest on your knees, gently but firmly pulling them back apart.
"Wanna see you," he mutters, voice low.
You tremble slightly under his burning gaze. You're about to beg him to touch you when he moves, his hand letting go of your knee, and swiping a long finger up your clothed slit. You whimper slightly at the sudden movement.
Seeming emboldened by your response, he hooks a finger into the band of your panties and pulls them down, gently manoeuvring you out of them.
You watch his throat bob as he drinks in the sight of your bare, glistening pussy. He slides two fingers up and down your slit, as if trying to memorise your body.
You let out a whine as he finds your clit, circling it and rubbing it with strong calloused fingers. He looks up at you and watches your pleased reactions as he rubs confident circles on your clit. You could feel your pleasure mounting as he touches you, his big, warm fingers feeling so much more exciting than your own. You couldn't wait for those long fingers to slide into you, and reach spots you never could on your own.
He ignores your whimper as he pulls his fingers away, examining your juices that have gathered on them, before abruptly sticking them into his mouth.
You watch, almost light headed, as he pulls them back out of his mouth, sucked clean, with an amused smirk in your direction. God you wanted to eat that smirk off his face with a spoon.
"Are you gonna put them in?" you ask, trying, and failing to keep the desperate whine out of your voice.
He laughs then, seeming much more chipper at your wanton attitude. "Do you want me to?"
"Yes," you whine, trying to plead him with your best puppy dog eyes.
He hums for a moment, considering it. "Okay."
Returning his hand to your wet pussy, he wastes no time, sliding his middle finger in, right up to the knuckle. Gold eyes flicker up to you to check your reaction, before pumping slowly. He waits for you to get wetter before adding another finger, scissoring them.
He knows he found your sweet spot as you gasp loudly, hips jerking under him.
"Don't move," he repeats, not slowing down. His long fingers rub your sweet spot relentlessly as he pumps and scissors them through you. You're so wet at this point, you'd be embarrassed at the sounds coming from your pussy. Luckily, you were too busy focusing on the feeling of Garou's long, skilled fingers to care.
Garou leans down, licking off your dripping juices, lips sealing over your clit.
You cum hard and suddenly, the feeling of his lips and fingers just too much for your body to bear.
Garou climbs over you, smirking smugly. "Good?"
You nod, still feeling too breathless to talk. Shakily you reach out to paw at his belt, only for his hands to slap yours away.
“Relax,” he mutters, gold eyes not meeting yours. “I’m getting there.”
You watch impatiently, wrapping your legs around him as he pulls himself out of his stiff grey work pants. He’s already hard, the tip flushed a dark, angry red. Muttering something you don’t catch, Garou pumps himself once before he positions himself at your entrance.
“Say something if it hurts,” Garou murmurs as he finally, finally begins to push in.
You sigh as you feel his hard length push in, stretching your walls deliciously. He’s bigger than anyone you’ve had before, and as worked up as you are, you can't help but want to feel all of him in you as fast as possible. You squirm under him, trying to push him in faster.
His hands fly to your waist, holding you down firmly.
“Stop moving,” he growls, the lowered gravely tenor of his voice sending a shiver up your spine.
You still at that, trying desperately to remain unmoving as he pushes in slowly, inch by excruciating inch.
“Good girl,” Garou murmurs at your reaction, and you can’t help but whimper in response.
You feel a few tears spring to your eyes as he finally bottoms out, the feeling of your tight pussy drawing out a soft curse from him.
“Hey,” he calls out to you, messy eyebrows drawing together in concern at your reaction. “You okay?”
“Yes,” you reply quickly, your voice a desperate whine. “It feels so good… Just please come on and fuck me, please.”
At that Garou snorts, lips quirking up into a lopsided smirk that really had no business looking as sexy as it did.
“Fine. You asked for it.”
He wastes no time, his pace starting rough and fast, nearly knocking the breath out of you. You clutch onto his his back desperately for something to ground you, hands fisting into the material of his work shirt. You could feel the deliciously firm muscles he was hiding beneath that shirt as your hands splayed across his back.
You had a feeling that he might not have been the most experienced in this, but boy was he a fast learner. It didn’t take long for him to find your sweet spot, eyes never leaving your face to gauge your reaction.
He grins as you keen on his dick, back arching at the sensation. You moan with wanton abandon as he bucks up into that perfect spot. Your hands rove his back, catching in his hair and drawing his head down urgently to meet your lips. You sigh and moan into his mouth as his tongue darts out to meld with yours, twisting and tasting.
You don’t notice his wandering hand until you feel it at your clit, rubbing the already sensitive bud even harder. You break away from the kiss as you come, crying out his name.
He fucks you through your climax, hunching over you as he comes with a snarl.
The two of you stay in that position, gasping, trying desperately to take in air.
With a groan, Garou pulls out and flops down beside you on the bed.
You giggle, absolutely breathless and spent. “Well, did you like it?”
Garou hums, as if considering. “It’s alright.”
“Just alright?!”
“I mean,” he says, intense gold eyes finding yours, their molten gold burning straight into you. “I need to try it out a few times to really tell.”
“Well,” you giggle, already reaching over to unbutton his crumpled shirt. “You can try it out with me as long as you want.”
POST+ succeeds, would you still stay here? Or move on to Pillowfort?
I recently found out about Pillowfort from a blogger I followed and it intrigued me. I want to know your thoughts.
Hi!!❤️❤️ Wow hmm haven't really thought about it! But I guess I'd rather stay here for now. I think the option to put content under a paywall is optional, and I'd rather my content stays free so everyone can enjoy it together!!
I checked out Pillowfort after you mentioned it, but there's a registration fee there and I'm cheap, so I'll just stick to good ol tumblr 😂
Random headcanons for Zombieman and Atomic Samurai
These aren't romantic, its just some headcanons I have for these old men that just won't leave my head!!!! lmao
Zombieman
- doesn't have any memories of a life before he was in the House of Evolution. I’d like to think the whole genetic modification process wiped his brain clean n smooth
- he wasn't very worried about it though, took it in stride to build a whole new him
- when he escaped he realised he didn't actually know what he wanted to do with himself, and wandered around, watching snippets of tv shows from the windows of shops and houses. A recurring children's tv show featuring a cool and aloof noir detective is what he ended up seeing the most, and it was a great inspiration for his later aesthetic
- has obviously no actual detective training or experience but he's not going to admit that to anyone
- he only has 2 sets of pants that he rips on the regular, and has taught himself how to sew just to save money
- being “on the run” after escaping the House has given him a very bare essential mindset, so he’s really on about keeping very few things with him, and always conserving money and resources
- even so, he spends a god awful amount of money drinking expensive coffee and has not much left over to buy new pants (someone teach him how to budget his finances please)
- before he joined the Heroes Association he managed to get a part time job at a travelling carnival as one of their scare actors
- weirdly serious about looking the part, so he actually maimed himself so that he could have a knife in his head and actual blood on him
- has traumatised many, many carnival goers, kids and adults both because of it
- his bosses loved him though and were sad to see him go
- his experience working at the carnival has made him fond of kids though
Atomic Samurai
- got his ass handed to him the first time he met Bang and has respected him ever since
- he lives in a totally normal apartment but decked out the inside to look like a replica of a traditional japanese house
- we’re talking fake wood paneling on every flat surface, breaking down walls for new sliding paper doors, the WHOLE works
- he just likes the aesthetic but doesn't actually want to live in a house because he prefers the compact apartment space
- yet he’s got some pretty high tech stuff like smart locks, and a tv he can use voice commands for
- he prefers it because he actually loses his keys SO often and despite how he looks he’s p tech savvy
- mans would die by his aesthetic. Dedicated af
- he used to dress in like modern clothes, but switched to the samurai look daily to match his vibe as a hero
- sewed on the atomic decal on his cape himself
- when he showed it to his disciples they were too nice to say what they really thought LOL
- he pushed his disciples to get their own ‘hero costumes’ as well
- Bushidrill was inspired to dress similarly following his master, Iaian, being a responsible adult, chose something that would protect him in battle, and Okamaitachi said no <3 to any hero costumes
- takes him like an hour every morning to do his hair
But on a serious note, you good fam? Feeling better than before?
I genuinely believed you wouldn't finish your fics(cuz yknow youve been gone for a long time), it makes me sad everytime I think like that.
But I feel better everytime I re-read your Metal Bat fic, it puts me in a good mood :)
- youre alive?!?! anon
I lov u... I hope you've been well as well during these tough times anon!!!!
I'm good!!! I was running a really taxing full time job and part time uni, so I legit had no time to even think about writing for a while 😢
But I left that job so I've finally gotten some me time LMAO!!
I'm so touched you feel that way about my fics omg... U're too sweet!!!!! Knowing that you like it so much makes me wanna tear up!!
I rlly wanna finish Tuition but I cant find the best inspiration to take the story where I want it to go at the moment 😢😢 I hope you'll come by and read it when I update it tho (one day...)!!!!!!!
Hello, I am your fan from Russia. I really love your work and I would like to ask if you will continue the Metal Bit fanfiction? Or may I not check again? In any case, I wish you health and apologize for my English.
im so sorry it took me so long to reply!! thank you for your kind words!! I hope you're doing well and are keeping safe! 💗💗
I'm really sorry but the story is on hold for now because I haven't had good enough inspiration to continue it... 😭 but i definitely will finish it in the future!!
This is a general headcanon dump for what I think they'd be like in a relationship LOL
Garou
- I think he’d definitely be awkward af at the start, but a surprisingly sincere person all things considered.
- He places great emphasis on his internalised sense of justice and morals so he’d be the type to take dating you really seriously
- Definitely ends up treating you like porcelain! He doesn’t wanna accidentally hurt you, and he’s not really sure how tough you are, so he doesn’t wanna get too rough
- The type to really want to take the next step in the relationship but doesn’t want to vocalise it or act on it because he doesn’t wanna seem like a creep. He’d be super relieved if you took the first step yourself though and will be very responsive to you!
- Definitely loves getting your opinion on anything and everything. He thinks you’re great and values your opinion! Will call you to talk to you for hours no matter what time it is. Not very good at emotional advice though and is defo the sort of person that gives you a solution rather than try to comfort you.
- AWFUL at flirting. But he thinks he’s amazing at it. Expect a lot of weird one liners from him. Cut him some slack though, he probably got all his tips from either TV shows or Bang lmao.
- All his compliments are totally genuine though! And he doesn’t even do it to flirt, but more of just a matter of fact observation he makes. If it makes you blush though, he’d get excited.
- He’s the sort who if you fall asleep on his shoulder or something, trust that he’d be too worried about waking you up to move even a muscle. He’ll act like its whatever once you actually wake up though lol.
- The type of guy who just straight up refuses to do things he doesn’t like. He’d never judge you for doing or liking things he doesn’t, but he’s just too content to say that you can do what you like, and I’ll do what I like. Stubborn to a fault because of it. Will at the very least try it once if you keep insisting though, although he might get cranky through it.
- DEFINITELY the sort of guy who gets prickly with other dudes who check you out though. You’ll never catch him in the act but he’d be sending death glares to any guy who spends too long checking you out.
- I’d see him as devoted in a way that if you ask him out, or send him to do something for you. No matter what happens, he’s doing it. It doesn’t matter if he got attacked on the way or if a meteor falls in his path, he’s going on that date or getting you those donuts you asked for damnit!!!!!
Badd
- Supportive af!!
- He gets really into things you’re into, sometimes getting even more obsessed than you. He just likes that you like it and wants to experience that joy together!!!
- Fun to go shopping with! He’s got style and he thinks you look great in everything, so you two can spend hours in the store trying on new clothes and things!
- The type of boyfriend who loses games to you on purpose so that you feel good about yourself but denies it if you ask. He just loves looking at your excited triumphant face!!
- Claw machine PRO. This man can and will catch anything for you, just say the word. Arcades know and fear him.
- A big cuddler! Loves having his arms around you, and isn't afraid of any amount of PDA. He’ll hug you anywhere, don’t test him!
- Great at remembering special occasions like birthdays or anniversaries. He might not always make it on time with his schedule, but he’ll be damned if you didn’t know he remembered and is trying to be with you!!!
- I think he’ll get over the initial shyness of a new relationship relatively quickly. He’s an adaptable person, and he already has come to terms with the fact that he’s in love with you! If you're trying to get him to blush, you gotta work for it, this man takes everything in stride
- Can be a bit overbearing in a good way! He canonically is known to be a bit intense what with the giant bouquet he bought Zenko and all. And that side of him gets even worse with you. Expect overblown displays of affection like wagons of roses sent to your house or office!
- Forget walking home alone too! If its late he’s coming along, no matter where you are. Its not that he doesn't trust you to take care of yourself, its that he doesn't trust anyone else. There's monsters and thugs everywhere! He’d just rather you be safe. If he really can't make it though, expect to get your phone blown up until you can really reassure him that you're safe.
Saitama
- A trusting man! He loves you and knows you well enough to understand and treat you with respect.
- He wont get jealous. Like why would he! He trusts that you love him!
- He's not the type to treat you any differently from when you were friends. Will probably show his love in low key ways, like sitting closer, cooking together.
- I see him more as the homely type, so he'd rather have dates at home or at quiet diners or small restaurants rather than anything fancy.
- Blushes a LOT. He cant help it!! He's not used to shows of affection, so things like compliments or surprise kisses really gets him all shy.
- What can he say! He loves your attention, as much as he doesn't want to admit it out loud! Low key but not so low key tries to impress you on the daily. Be it from opening jars for you to carrying your bags to beating any monsters for you. Thrives on your compliments because of it.
- A good cook!! Knows a lot of recipes and is always on to cook for you!
- Absolutely 0 fashion sense but LOVES it when you dress him up. He has no clue but he thinks anything you pick out for him must look amazing on him.
- This boy is definitely a judger. He’s raising eyebrows if you’re the type to be a bit spendthrift. Why would you buy anything other than the suspicious brandless canned food?! Its a whopping 50 cents cheaper than that prego can you’re holding. Shopping anywhere other than the sales rack? Damn Saitama thinks you’re bougie af.