╰ ➤ || In which [Name], Saitama's roommate, has their reality shatter at the prospect of Saitama being honest about his over-powered punches!
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| 𝙲𝙾𝙽𝚃𝙰𝙸𝙽𝚂 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙵𝙾𝙻𝙻𝙾𝚆𝙸𝙽𝙶 |
➛ Vulgar Language...⋆
➛ Mature Themes...⋆
➛ Violence & Harm...⋆
| 𝙴𝙽𝙹𝙾𝚈 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝙿𝚃𝙴𝚁 |
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"Are you cooking breakfast today?" Saitama questioned, calmly grasping the watering can from the windowsill.
"You want leftover pizza rolls from last night?" you shot back, reminding him how amazingly horrible your cooking was.
He blankly stared at you in response, noting how you stole one of his hoodies again. "I don't really care, but why do you keep stealing my clothes?"
"Don't change the subject." you crossed your arms.
"Fine, pizza rolls work."
"I'm too lazy to do my laundry." you answered his previous question.
"Figures." he groaned, walking around you to fill the watering can in the sink. "I'mma go water the plants, you reheat those pizza rolls I guess."
And with that, he walked away to water the cactus you bought for sale last year. "He's really watering a damn cactus, what an idiot." you mumbled under your breath.
Did you really feel like digging around in the freezer and heating up cheap food?
You glanced at the microwave dully before turning around, grabbing your phone, keys, and wallet, before flat-out leaving the house to just buy food from the nearest convenience store.
You didn't feel like pizza rolls today.
Back with your not-so-secret-hero-roommate, Saitama...
While in the midst of attempting to slaughter a pesky mosquito, the bald male heard the front door open and close, signaling your leave. That momentarily distracted him, allowing the mosquito to escape. "...GODDAMMIT!!" he seethed.
Soon, he found himself back inside, clicking on the TV to check the news while you were gone.
"The massive outbreak of mosquitoes this year is spreading confusion. I'm an indoor person, but think of the children playing outside." The people on the screen began.
"What's the cause?"
"Today our guest is Mr. Kafetch, an author and mosquito expert."
"Thank you for having me! It is my conclusion that the mosquitoes this year happen to be a new species. So, unfortunately, I cannot say much more-"
"Then get outta here!"
"Wha... Hey... Massive outbreak? Aw man..." Saitama mumbled, scratching his head.
"We interrupt with breaking news!" Saitama felt his stomach sink a little. "A massive swarm of mosquitoes is approaching city Z! Residents are advised to stay indoors! The disaster level is demonic! Attacks have turned livestock into mummies! Contact with the swarm means certain death!"
"City Z.... That's here.... I better close the window- Wait! [Name]! Shit!" Saitama stood up, annoyed by your timing for your sudden outing.
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You simply strolled along the empty streets boredly, a plastic bag with cheap, unhealthy snacks in your hold. "...Huh?" A black swarm then entered your view over several buildings in the distance. "What the fuck?"
Fire then enveloped portions of the swarm in short bursts. It was then that you decided.... Fuck this, and continued on your way home. However, the swarm began rapidly approaching your location, enticing you to speed to a slightly panicked jog.
"No. Hell no! Not today! I'm not in the mood for one of Sai's fantasies to suddenly come to life and murder me!" you snapped, now full on sprinting as you recognized the swarm as bugs. You glanced back, only to see them now much closer. "GAH!! WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU CHASING ME OF ALL PEOPLE?!" you shrieked in desperation.
Just as you were about to be enveloped in the cloud of bugs, a cool to the touch arm circled around your waist, pulling you to the side just before half the crowd of mosquitoes caught ablaze.
"Civilian found. You, get out of the area." you were harshly placed on your feet, the footsteps of your savior moving away from you. Looking back, your eyes went wide as your perspective was met with the sight of a literal cyborg. His hair was blonde, his sleeveless shirt revealing his mechanical arm which powered up to release yet another spout of fire. The other looked as if it had been messily torn off, sparks occasionally flying from its dangling wires.
"[Name]!! Goddamnit [Name]!! You need to watch the news sometimes!! [Name]!"
You stood stupidly as rapid footsteps turned the corner from behind you, catching the cyborgs' attention as well. "It's a demon level threat, come out- Oh.... [Name]..." You turned to see Saitama.
"...Sai...?"
"Here, let's go home. Did you pick up breakfast there? Let's go- Uh, what's that cloud???" He looked up to see the swarm of insects that were a mere inch from murdering you moments before.
"Both of you. Evacuate the area. That swarm has a will, if it notices you, it will attack." The cyborg demanded, judging you and your roommate.
"Seriously...?" Saitama drawled, mild horror written over his face as he stepped closer to you for protection. "That sounds dangerous, you should probably get outta here too-"
His words were cut off as the swarm swooped down onto you three, Saitama jolting forward to cover your body with his own. "WhaT THE FU-!!" Your scream was cut off, the air growing hot, flames swallowing everything.
"She talks, so I figured she possessed human intelligence. However, it seems she's just a bug." The cyborg monotonously deduced. "When I noticed her, I confirmed there was no life within a five-hundred meter radius as to avoid holding back-" He abruptly paused his speech, swiveling around to see if you and Saitama remained alive.
"Oh no!! I caught the civilians in the blast!!" he croaked in a panic.
"Whew, you're amazing. What was that? It was cool! Bug zapper." Saitama commented, completely naked as his limbs sat loosely tangled around your body, only the edges of your clothing being slightly singed. You were utterly dumbfounded.
The blonde reeled back in slight shock, his brows furrowed in confusion. He didn't have much time to dwell on it however, as his enemy, a mutant mosquito girl, appeared above all of you; giggling evilly. "I had no more use for them! You idiots! After all..."
She sped forward, suddenly behind the cyborg to land a lethal blow to his torso. "Look how strong I've become!" And before you knew it, the man was being tossed around, ripped apart, and preparing himself to self destruct.
Saitama then stood, interjecting into the fight to slap the mosquito girl in the face.
Your jaw further dropped as she straight up went flying into a building, its structure collapsing. Your body felt weak as it remained kneeled in the middle of the street, Saitama making his way over to you. "Here, my precious roommate, let's get you home and eat breakfast." He hoisted you up into his arms, the plastic bag still looped around your wrist; somehow untouched by the previous bouts of fire.
"....I... What did I just... see?... Huh?" you were at a loss for words as the bald male comfortingly shushed you.
"Wait!" You went stiff as the shout echoed across the street, Saitama stopping in his tracks and looking over his shoulder at the mangled cyborg in question. "I am a lone cyborg fighting for justice! I am called Genos! Tell me your name!!"
"Huh? I'm Saitama..."
"Take me as your disciple!!" He demanded.
"Oh... okay- Wait, what?"
Your perspective of reality crumbled, leaving you stunned, blankly staring off into the sky.
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➛ Saitama is shockingly not a liar. After witnessing him demolish that mosquito woman with a simple wave of his hand, you're both horrified and baffled. You don't know whether to fear him or revel in the fact that you're kind of his friend; possibly granting you the ability to antagonize whom ever you please without fear of being murdered.
Hi! I love your writing! It makes me feel so giddy every time I see you pop up on my main feed!!!!!! I was wonderin,
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What would the OPM men be like if they had kids? Like Saitama as a girl-dad, Sonic as a boy-dad and Genos as a father of twins and whatnot- I thought the one where you wrote about Y/N’s pregnancy cravings were super cuteeeee and it makes me think about how corny of a dad Saitama would be if he were to become one, like all the OPM men have dad-jokes built up over the years about their dad lore they’re ready to drop at a moments notice.
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Let's think how our men will play out as dads🤭
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Them as dads
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Originally, Saitama had never wanted to become a parent
Having kids is expensive, they cry and poo a lot
No, thanks, it's a pass from him✋
But then he met you...
And here we are:
You have to take care of your baby daughter
And it's difficult for your husband, not gonna lie
Lack of sleep, constant child yelling, no rest, no intimacy, the mess
It's all stressful and exhausting
But he doesn't complain because he knows that you're not feeling any better than him
So he tries to help you by doing household chores
Of course, Saitama helps you with the baby by playing with her, rocking her in his arms, feeding her, etc.
But the only thing that he gladly leaves to you is… changing diapers
So when he has a hero mission or Genos takes him away to work, he finally gets to relax and clear his mind
However, he starts missing his family and all the hustle and bustle of the kid rather soon
He completes the mission as quickly as possible
And he can't be happier to come back home (even if he'll be tired all over again just a few hours later)
When you're the one who needs to go out or just relax a bit away from your daughter, your husband takes care of the kid without question
(and even changes diapers if needed)
If you both feel overexhausted and realise that you need to take a break from the kid (despite loving her so much), you call Genos for backup
Once you come back home, you see how neatly everything is cleaned up, the food is about done cooking, and your baby is nicely sleeping in her crib
You can't thank Genos enough and offer him money
But he rejects your offer, saying that it's the least he can do for both of you
Nevertheless, you try not to overuse Genos' services
Because you're the parents after all
As your child grows up, Saitama takes to raising your daughter more easily
Not that he becomes irresponsible, but that he gets the joy of being a father
(what I'm trying to say is that he's happy to finally get enough sleep, to live without endless crying and diaper changing)
Your husband loves showing your kid different tricks and seeing her surprised face as if she just witnessed magic
He also takes her to kindergarten/school and picks her up from school
(+ definitely carries her on his neck from time to time)
The main reason for that is to be able to protect D/n from a monster in case it attacks
And one day, it does
Saitama leads his daughter by her hand in his, and then a creature appears and lunges an attack at them
The kid cowers, closing her eyes
And your husband? He deals with the monster in one punch with a poker face
Seeing how his child got scared, he pets her head and reassures her that everything is fine
She opens her eyes and sees that, indeed, the monster is gone
Her father defeated it!
With stars in her eyes, she exclaims and jumps, saying that daddy is the coolest, making Saitama smile warmly
D/n even excitedly tells her classmates that her dad is so strong that he kills monsters with one punch
But her peers don't believe her, calling her a liar or a dreamer
This upsets your child
But your husband reassures her and tells her not to pay attention to them
He also tries not to spoil your daughter
And at the same time, he doesn't want to make her always live worrying about money
Genos still visits you sometimes and babysits D/n
She even calls him her uncle, and she's always happy when he arrives
When she becomes a teenager, she realises that she wants to be a hero just like her father and his best friend!
And she wants to join them on their missions!
That's why she also wants to quit studying and start training
As much as it flatters Saitama, he doesn't like the idea
Neither do you support this
Feeling upset, D/n runs out of the house
You exchange glances with your husband as both of you shrug: teenagers
(both of you aren't worried about D/n because you know that she's a smart kid and won't get into trouble)
When she comes back, you propose a compromise: your child continues to study, but she also goes to training during her spare time
(+ maybe Saitama will bring her on safe missions from time to time)
And D/n happily agrees to that
All in all, Saitama is a soft and chill dad, so you might be the "bad cop" parent
I feel like Genos' part will be one of the shortest
Why? Because he's not only a perfect husband, but he's also the best dad for your daughter
He puts all his knowledge from parenting books into practice
Changes your child's diapers, washes her, plays with her, feeds her and even knows the exact conditions she sleeps under
Oh, and he also doesn't forget about household chores!
In other words, he does everything to make parenthood easier for you
(and because he loves his child, of course)
Even though you know that your husband doesn't get tired like an average person, you're still amazed at his energy
You know that Genos takes babysitting seriously, so you're not afraid (as if you would be) to leave him with D/n when you need to go out somewhere
But with time, you notice that your daughter starts doing something strange
She starts clenching and unclenching her tiny fists while trying to imitate some kind of sound, but ending up blowing a raspberry
You could think it's just a normal baby's behavior, but the way D/n stretches her arms out as if asking for something tells you otherwise
Assuming that she wants to be held, you take her into your arms and rock her
But your kid doesn't like it
And moreover, she continues requesting something even when her daddy picks her up
It's obvious that she wants to play, but whatever you and Genos do is not enough
Soon, you start thinking this is just manipulation on her part
And then your husband acts like he fires a shot from his finger, aiming somewhere
D/n starts giggling and clapping as you frown
She wasn't supposed to know about guns and, moreover, about her dad's "abilities"
Later, you confront Genos
Turns out, he brought your daughter to his hero missions several times
You're shocked to hear that
On one hand, you're furious that your husband put your baby in such danger
On the other hand, you know that he won't let anything happen to her
And that if he took her, it was absolutely necessary
Genos adds that he was careful and didn't let D/n see any monsters by making her look past his shoulders due to the baby carrier
Sighing, you just ask him to inform you whenever something like this happens
When your daughter grows, she starts resembling her father
As in she always has that serious look on her face and attentively analyses everything
And finally, Genos can release all the knowledge he absorbed from books:
How to properly teach D/n how to walk, talk, eat, use the toilet
Which games are better for the child's development and her education
What to do in case she misbehaves and throws tantrums
And even (dare I say) telling you how to raise your kid properly
But do you know the real challenge he faces?
Rejecting D/n's every whim
It's easier in theory than in reality
How can he look into her beautiful pleading eyes and say no? And make her upset?
Well, it's time for him to grow as a parent as well (even if it hurts him to sometimes be "bad")
And even when she goes to school, he handles everything
Not understanding the homework? He has a pen and paper in his hands to explain everything
Not liking the school food? He calls the principal to complain
Having trouble with some classmates? He has a 'nice' talk with them
Wanting to invite friends over? He prepares food for them
Wishing to adopt a pet? He weighs all the pluses and minuses and discusses it with you
It's safe to say that your kid has a good relationship with her dad and trusts him completely
D/n admires him for being an S-class hero and always asks more about how he became one, how he can shoot and do other cool stuff, how he met uncle Saitama
(yes, he visits you regularly)
Of course, she's more interested in hearing about his cybernetization
But when you tell her everything one evening, something changes inside her
Yeah, it was obvious that Genos wasn't fully human to her
But she never thought that her dad was a... robot
Not a person
D/n hides her... whatever she's feeling
(shock? disappointment? rejection? all of it at the same time?)
She stands up and goes to her room, not even finishing her dinner
Your husband wants to follow your daughter, but you stop him
Saying that she needs some time to process the information, you kiss him on the cheek and reassure him that everything is going to be fine
Except that it doesn't get better
Since that evening, D/n becomes distant from Genos
Their relationship grows cold
Even if your daughter pretends that nothing has changed
You and your husband notice this because she started avoiding talking, hugging and just being near her father
This upsets Genos greatly
But he waits for her to open up, not wanting to put on more pressure and make things worse
You decide to take matters into your own hands and talk to D/n
She honestly tells you that she doesn't know how to act around her dad
You remind her that Genos is her father who loves and cherishes her, who does everything in his power to make her the happiest girl in the world
And maybe he's a robot, but he still has a human soul
Your daughter agrees with you
But the problem is that on one hand she understands what you said, but on the other hand she still can't accept him for some reason
You perfectly understand that you can't change anything
This situation depends purely on your child and her dad
Before leaving, you suggest trying to talk to Genos tête-à-tête
The next day, your husband picks your daughter up from school as usual
And as has recently become common, they walk in silence with a few meters between them
For some reason, D/n is afraid to start talking
She knows that her dad won't do anything bad to her
But still, she can't gather her courage to start speaking
Suddenly, a monster appears and lunges at your daughter who stopped in her tracks due to immense fear
Genos reacts quickly and kills the monster
After that, he checks on D/n
Maybe it's adrenaline, maybe it's remnants of fear, maybe it's something else, but your daughter hugs her father tightly and starts crying, saying that she got scared
Your husband pats her head, saying that he won't let anything happen to her
His words make her cry harder as a wave of embarrassment washes over her
So she lashes all her feelings and worries out, apologising
Genos reassures her, saying that he wasn't even mad in the first place
Fortunately, things get back to how they used to be (if not better) after this situation
To sum up, D/n's growth and well-being are under Genos' control as he does his best to provide everything for her (and for you, of course)
(alright, Genos' part turned out to be NOT short)
Somewhere deep in his soul, Sonic has always wanted to become a parent
And not just a father, but the best and the coolest dad in the world!
But he knew that it'd be impossible because of his ninja past
Or he thought so
It might sound cheesy or exaggerated, but he actually wakes up happy every day
Or it's better to say when he does that , because your twins make it hard for you to rest
It seems that they got your husband's enthusiastic energy
Because it seems that they don't feel the need to sleep
Luckily for you, Sonic matches their activeness and takes care of them, letting you sleep and relax
But there is also the other side of his liveliness
You feel like you're raising three kids instead of two
(well, to be honest, you sometimes felt like you were dealing with a baby even before the marriage, but let's ignore that)
Why?
Because he also needs your attention and loves games
If that need is easily covered by playing with your daughters, then being noticed by you becomes problematic
Never in his life had your husband thought that his own children would become competitors for your love!
Of course, Sonic understands everything and doesn't take it seriously
After all, being a mother requires full attention to the babies all the time
But he also sometimes whines to get a reaction from you
(in a playful way, he doesn't want to be a burden to you)
He knows that you'll appreciate it if he cleans up the mess after the twins
He's happy to see your blissful smile after receiving a nice massage from him
He smiles like a kid while showing his tricks to his daughters, entertaining them
He hugs you from behind, burying his face in your shoulder, when you feed your babies
Or he holds one of the twins while the other is in your hands
So yeah, your husband tries to be there for you and helps you with anything he can
Though your life gets a bit chaotic when your daughters grow up a little
When they learn to walk and talk, they start running and giggling everywhere
You're already used to it, so it doesn't really bother you
However, you still need to look after them in case they hurt themselves or something like that
And you become convinced that it's an impossible task even with the help of your husband
Therefore, it's not rare for your daughters to get bruises and little boo-boos (even though your furniture is baby-proof)
Don't worry, your twins are tough cookies
They don't even cry if they get hurt
For some reason, Sonic doesn't want your children to attend kindergarten
He justifies it by his worry for them and the fact that you both can take care of them
You try to explain to him why kindergartens are important, but he stands his ground
Sighing, you comply
Maybe his past makes him overprotective of your kids
Together, you prepare them for school
And when your children go there, your husband becomes a worrisome dad
Always concerned about whether something might happen to them, whether they like school, whether they make friends, whether they eat healthy food there, whether they forgot anything, whether they can stand up for themselves..
That's why he sometimes stalks watches them from afar
Just to make sure everything is alright with them
One day, he sees a boy start arguing with them and prepare for a fight
Sonic is about to intervene in whatever is happening when he sees your girls handle the guy by using their dad's tricks
Of course, their moves are not perfect, but he couldn't be more proud of his kids
After that, he starts training them in some self-defense
The twins are only happy to learn how to fight and handle blades
And you? You don't mind it either because it is important to know how to protect yourself
When your daughters grow up more, they get interested in their father's past
You and your husband come up with a legend:
His parents gave him away to a sports foster camp where he learned some tricks and even created new ones
And when he came out of the camp, he... became a personal coach who taught selfe defense
Your daughters are sad to hear that their grandparents rejected their father
But the twins still believe that their dad is the coolest and the best!
Even though your family can be a bit tempestuous, Sonic still loves this hustle and bustle
At first, Garou was scared at the thought of being a parent
Soon, he gained confidence or at least got used to the idea and upcoming responsibilities
When he holds your baby boy for the first time, dread fills his mind
No, not only because of seeing how fragile this tiny human is
But also because of the realisation of being a dad
And god, he's scared to screw up so much
Luckily for him, you're there to help and support him
Just like he is for you
Your husband helps you with anything he can regarding both your child and household chores
But still, he's afraid of accidentally hurting your baby
So if he has an opportunity to not take him into his arms and to take care of him on a surface, he doesn't waste it
Your son tends to cry a lot at night
Mostly because he needs your attention
That's why he calms down pretty fast in your arms
But Garou understands that you need rest too and can't always be there to meet his needs
So he starts going to S/n instead of you
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However, your husband doesn't succeed
When he comes into the room, the baby starts crying even more, getting scared of him
(this deeply hurts Garou, but he swallows the pain)
He does everything: checks the diapers and changes them if needed, remembers when S/n was fed last time, makes grimaces, tries to make the boy laugh
Then he hears you approach, clearly worried
Great, just great
He fails not only as a father, but as a husband as well
You check on your boys and see Garou struggling
When he hears your suggestion to rock the baby in his arms, he hesitates
But you insist, and your husband complies
Soon enough, S/n calms down and falls asleep
After this situation, Garou starts holding his son in his arms more often, and the kid actually cries less
Looks like your baby just needed his father's attention
But when S/n grows up a bit, it seems that he only wants his mom's attention
While he does laugh and play with Garou, he always refocuses on you when he catches a glimpse of you
He loses interest in his dad immediately and lunges toward you, stretching out his arms and calling you
And if your husband dares to kiss, hug, or even touch you, S/n blows up with jealousy, crying and even smacking his father (if he's close)
Garou likes to joke that it's definitely his kid because he's as possessive of you as his father is
But maybe the second child can wait
When your son grows up even more and starts going to school and making new friends, he becomes a big brother
He might not have handled the news well at first
But the moment you brought your baby daughter home, he started cherishing her
Your husband feels confident while taking care of D/n, not afraid of holding her and swirling her around
So it's safe to say that your baby grows up with love and attention from all her family members
At some point, your husband shows S/n the Super Sentai show that he used to watch as a kid
Your son likes it, but he gets upset whenever he sees unfairness towards monsters
Garou supports his son proudly
However, you both agree not to tell your kids about his past
At least not yet
Though you should have known better than to hide Garou's past
One day, your son asks his dad to teach him how to fight when he comes back from school
And of course, your husband is happy to hear that
But what makes his and your hearts skip a beat is S/n's words about wanting to become the second Hero Hunter
It scares Garou more than it scares you because he doesn't want his kids to follow his path and repeat his mistakes
It turns out that your son has learned about this Hero Hunter from his classmates
But he still doesn't know who the real person behind this was
You tell S/n to wash his hands before eating, and while he's doing that, you whisper to your husband that it's time to have a talk
Garou agrees, and when you have lunch, he talks to your son, asking him about the reasons why he wants to become the Hero Hunter
Then your husband tells S/n that it's not an easy path
It consists of constant pain, exhaustion, anger, loneliness, fighting, danger and even near-death experiences
(but he also doesn't confess he was the Hero Hunter... for some reason)
Your kid attentively listens to his dad and seems to be convinced that becoming the next Hero Hunter is not as awesome as he thought
You both feel relieved as S/n finishes eating and goes to his room
However, rejecting the idea of becoming the second Hero Hunter doesn't mean forgetting about it completely
So the first thing he does in his room is look up the Hero Hunter on the Internet… and finds out that his dad was him
Originally, S/n can't believe his eyes and feels excited
But then he realises that his parents lied to him
And moreover, his dad was so cool! Why the hell did he settle for a family? He could have achieved so much more! What a disappointment!
A wave of emotions rushes through him (maybe thanks to hormones), and he goes to confront his parents
Meanwhile, you and your husband peacefully feed D/n some porridge
And then, your son comes with tears in his eyes and accuses both of you of lying in a raised voice
This scares D/n as she starts crying
You begin calming down your daughter as Garou puts the spoon down and stands up
S/n continues ranting, asking why his father lied to him, why he didn't tell the whole truth, why he decided to stop being cool
And why did he exchange being the Hero Hunter for a family?
The last question triggers Garou
If at first he felt guilty, now the anger boils over
He lashes it out, saying that he was miserable and lost to a hero because he was fighting out of hate
And that if he had won, he would have lived a miserable, lonely life, not knowing true happiness
That he still wouldn't have been accepted and loved
That he wouldn't have had someone to live and fight for
When your husband sighs and calms down, he squats down before his son and takes his hands in his
Garou looks into S/n's eyes and tells him all about his past up until he met you
Even though the kid has calmed down by that time, he starts crying all over again
Not because he's angry or upset, but because he feels sad for his father
So the boy hugs your husband tightly while Garou hugs him back, whispering reassuring words
And that's how his quarrels with your children go
He might raise his voice at them (rarely; only when he gets scared for them or feels rather upset about something), but then he manages to patch things up
Undoubtedly, he teaches your kids self-defense
S/n learns how to fight in order to protect himself and his family
And D/n learns martial arts to become a cool hero "just like Grandad Bang"
Your husband frowns a bit every time he hears that, but still lets her attend dojo lessons
Your daughter is a fast learner, so she starts kicking ass in no time
Of course, Garou is hella proud of her and always wears a cocky grin when she's sparring with someone
In the end, Garou's relationship with his kids might be rocky at times, but his love for them is undeniable
There is no doubt that Metal Bat is a family guy
So when your baby son is born, he dotes on him all the time
(of course, he doesn't forget about you and Zenko)
One might find the constant care of a baby exhausting and annoying, but for Badd, it's a peaceful happiness
He swears to himself to never ever let whatever happened to his family happen to you and your child
As you could have already guessed, your husband always takes care of your son whenever he's at home
Plus, he has some experience in raising children thanks to taking care of Zenko
(and he starts missing his family rather quickly after going on a mission or running some errands)
It might sound surprising, but he likes waking up in the middle of the night when the baby is crying and going to calm him down
Not in the way that he appreciates his sleep being interrupted or knowing that something made his kid upset
But in the way that he feels like a good husband and dad
That he helps out the woman he loves and takes care of the baby at the same time
Metal Bat tries to handle your child on his own
But when S/n keeps crying because he wants to be fed or just misses his mum, he has no choice but to bring your kid to you
I don't know why, but I like to imagine that Badd also loves taking walks with the baby
Bonus points if you join them
(and he definitely insists on pushing the baby stroller)
When S/n grows a bit, your husband feels excited as if it's his personal victory whenever your kid makes progress: says a word, takes a few steps, solves a children's puzzle
Now, imagine this:
Your husband is playing with S/n
You're sitting on the couch, reading a magazine or doing something on your laptop and stealing glances at your boys
And then, suddenly, Metal Bat declares that you need to have another baby
A daughter, to be exact
You raise your eyebrows in amusement and shake your head because you're still "coming to your senses"
But Badd doesn't stop and begs you to have a second child for days, weeks, months until you give in
(besides, you weren't really opposed to the idea, you just wanted to be sure that all of you are ready for the next step)
As expected, your daughter instantly becomes dad's little princess
Well, alright, if we're being honest, your husband spoils your kids rotten
So you either have to be the strict parent or have a talk with him
Metal Bat loves family days where you spend time together and go out
He feels like the happiest man alive
By the way, do you remember that one video where a baby is watching something on the phone, and when their dad calls them through a videochat, they answer the call and then immediately end it, continuing watching the video?
That's definitely Badd and his kids
Your son and daughter do it not out of hate, but your husband always takes it too seriously
So you comfort him once he comes back home or when he calls you, sulking
However, parenthood has its problems as well
Metal Bat realises that he, himself, doesn't have a good education
Meaning that he probably won't be able to help your kids with their homework
The bigger concern is that he doesn't want his illiteracy to somehow influence your children
So he decides to try his best: reads books, watches educational films and even tries to learn something with your kids
Another problem of being a father is that you live in a dangerous world where a monster attack can happen anytime and anywhere
So of course, he always walks your son and daughter to and back from school
Or at least stays in touch with them
S/n is almost your husband's copy not only in looks, but in his character as well
He admires his dad and wants to become an S-class hero as well
Even though Badd is happy to get recognition from his child, he doesn't want his son to follow in his steps because he knows how dangerous his job is
So he tries to refocus S/n on something else
And of course, your son decides to become a world-famous baseball player
(all thanks to Metal Bat who regularly played baseball with your kids and showed them different matches)
Your kid also inherited the need to protect his family from his dad
Badd would always tell him that you and D/n need protection, and your son would always agree with that
As for your daughter, your husband shows her the bare minimum of how she should be treated by boys (as if he'll let them near her for the next 30 years)
He also tries to braid your daughter's hair, but fails most of the time
Agrees to let her paint his nails and even do make-up for him
And if she goes to some courses and has a performance? He definitely attends every show
(high chances that he ends up crying, hence you need to calm him down)
By the way, if your son is a copy of Metal Bat, then your daughter is a copy of... him as well, lol
Alright, she has some of your facial features and your character
Like any other siblings, your kids playfully fight with each other
But you and Badd notice that every time one of them gets a hit, they become stronger
You both saw the signs when your children were just babies, but weren't sure if you were right
Now, you understand that you need to have a talk with your kids before they can hurt each other and other people
Your husband does the main talk, explaining to them their abilities and telling them to only use them to protect themselves and loved ones
When they ask about the origin of their power, Metal Bat doesn't know what to say as he doesn't want to reveal his past yet
That's when you step in and lead the conversation in a different direction
But S/n and D/n are curious, so they start bugging their aunt Zenko instead when they meet
She gives them a vague answer, and fortunately, that's enough for the siblings
Badd will tell your children everything once they grow up and he'll be sure they won't get traumatized or something
Speaking about that, I also think he acts extra carefully during battles against monsters
He doesn't want to worry you and your kids, and moreover, doesn't want them to see him all in blood, bruised and beaten up
That's why he has got to think first and only after that get into a fight
Oh, and also: Metal Bat can't go a day without thanking you for your family before going to sleep
Amai Mask was always hesitant to have a family
Both because of his work and because of his monster abilities
Primarily, the latter reason
He doesn't want his kid or kids to be like him
And moreover, he doesn't want to put you at risk during pregnancy
But here we are: you have twins
Your husband keeps working and stays busy at his job because he loves it and doesn't want to lose it
But he also doesn't leave taking care of the babies all to you
Beaut hires a babysitter and/or staff that cooks food and cleans up the house
That's his way of helping you and trying to free you from burdens as much as possible
Don't get me wrong, it's not like he ignores your children and doesn't interact with them
He takes care of them whenever he has free time
(though I can't imagine him agreeing to change diapers, so I doubt he'll be enthusiastic about doing this)
When your twins grow up a little, he starts paying attention to them more
His need to control everything emerges and is applied to your kids
(where was it earlier? good question)
Furthermore, your husband watches how your son and daughter are raised and makes his "adjustments"
Since his work keeps him busy, he compensates his absence by providing your children with the best care and products, expensive toys, clothes, gadgets, private kindergarten and school, etc.
In other words, he compensates his absence with money
And while your kids have a luxurious life, they're still not spoiled
Why? Because their father is strict
He wants them to be successful and follow in his steps
That's why he signs them up for different courses like singing, dancing, and playing the piano as soon as they grow up a little
You try to explain to him that it can be too much for them because they also have a workload from school
Moreover, maybe your kids don't even want to be like him!
But all your words fall on deaf ears because Beaut believes he knows what's better for them
You could say that he has a tense relationship with the twins
And even though he tries to improve his relationship with them by taking them out to amusement parks, fancy restaurants, arcades and other fun places, you can't ignore how awkward it is since S/n and D/n don't know how to react around their dad
Amai Mask feels it too, but can't help it
When your children don't manage to handle school and additional lessons and they start getting bad results, your husband doesn't yell at them or punish them physically
He scolds them
And sometimes, his words cut deeper than any blade
You realise that you need to stop this before everything goes downhill
So you finally insist on freeing your children's schedule and don't back down
Surprisingly, it doesn't take long for your husband to comply
He realises his mistake, but still wants your twins to attend additional classes
Soon enough, he finds a compromise where S/n and D/n attend school and continue going to clubs
Yes, he still doesn't let go of his… you could say, a dream
It might sound contradictory, but he doesn't want his children to perform on a big stage or with him until they're fully grown
Not because he thinks they're not worthy or that they sing horribly, but because he knows that they'll lose their privacy* and childhood because of popularity
(*and yet, he hires bodyguards for them in case a monster attack happens or something like that)
Your twins grow up and become teenagers
You and your husband are happy that they don't show signs of being half-monsters
Until one day
Feeling rebellious and getting frustrated with constant watching and never-ending additional courses, your kids decide to skip some lessons at school and walk around
Somehow, they manage to outsmart their teachers and bodyguards and run away from school
They know that they'll be found in a while and that their father is going to be mad, but they don't really care
After all, their dad is always dissatisfied with something
So why not focus on the nice weather, freedom, and tasty ice cream instead?
But all this happiness ends as a monster suddenly appears
An alarm starts signaling, and people run away
However, your children aren't lucky enough to escape and get cornered
The creature lunges in for an attack as the twins stop dead in their tracks
Suddenly, they feel a rush of something
Fear? Anger? Panic? Adrenaline?
No, something else
They feel how their body changes and gets more powerful
Not having time to think, they fight back, and fortunately, defeat the monster
But they still need to hide in order not to be exposed
They manage to run away to some abandoned district
S/n and D/n don't know what to do next as they struggle to return to their human forms, feeling scared and lost
They don't even know how their parents will react to this
By that time, you and your husband are losing your minds with worry about your kids who are missing, and presumably were in the area where the monster attack happened
Then you get a call from your son who is crying and asking you to come to them because they don't know what to do
He's hesitant to tell you what happened, but then shares the truth with you
When you and Amai come to your children, they still have some of their body parts monsterized
The twins try to cover themselves when they see their dad, afraid of his reaction
Seeing that makes his heart ache
And then something unexpected happens: he hugs them, pressing their heads against his chest
Beaut instructs them to slow their breathing, relax their muscles , and concentrate on the sound that they can hear their muscles and concetrate on the sound that they can hear
After a few minutes, they return to their human form
When all of you come back home and your children have a shower, your husband has a talk with them
He tells them about their past, revealing that he's a half-monster as well, and gives advice on how to control their monster form
Surprisingly, he doesn't scold them (he actually lashes out his anger at bodyguards)
This situation made Amai realise that the well-being of his kids is what truly matters
Moreover, he lets them choose their own paths and hobbies, discharging them from the clubs they attended
(if they wanted that, of course)
And that's how he actually started improving his relationship with S/n and D/n
Maybe Amai Mask isn't the best dad, but he surely tries to become one, recognising his mistakes and making up for them
Flashy Flash has never considered himself someone who would fall in love, and moreover, have a family
So if a few years back someone told him he'd become a dad, he'd just scoff at that person
As for now, he can't imagine his life without you and your daughter
When it comes to taking care of your baby, your husband acts like he knows everything and doesn't need help (well, just like he behaves everywhere and all the time)
But in reality, he realises that it's easier to read a book about looking after kids than to put the knowledge into practice
Meaning that Flash needs your help even if he doesn't admit it
Though, he learns fast and gets cocky about it
Like, look at him! Look at how perfect he is at taking care of a baby! Look, what an awesome dad he is! Look, what a great husband he is!
Finally his ego works for your relationship and family
To everyone, the S-class hero is always stoic and collected
With you, he still keeps up this image, but lets his soft side out
And when he's with your daughter? He practically melts
(he tries to hide how much he adores your baby and sticks to his image, but you witness how he softens when he's holding her in his arms and thinks that no one is watching him)
D/n brings peace to his mind
He finally can enjoy a peaceful life (as much as it's possible for him) and leave all his trauma from his childhood behind
Or maybe not all the trauma
When your kid grows up and it's time for teaching how to walk, speak, etc., your husband shows his impatience
He genuinely doesn't understand how and why it takes so long to learn basic things
When he was D/n's age, he could already jump over obstacles and swing blades
(he actually couldn't)
You break it to him that the way he was raised in the Village wasn't humane or proper
And judging by a slight switch in his gaze, he agrees with you
(but still doesn't admit it)
Unexpectedly, Flash watches different kids' movies and shows with your baby
He even takes them seriously, always commenting on illogical parts
(you try to explain to him that it's just entertainment for children, so of course there will be shortcomings, but it's kinda pointless)
You can't help but smile softly at seeing your husband and daughter watching TV because you know Flash lets his inner child out in that way
And in the way he lavishes your child with toys
BBy the way, he is both a soft and strict dad
And the change in his attitude is impossible to predict
One day he's willing to buy anything for your child, and the next he's hesitant to get a hair tie because he thinks D/n has already too many of them and should be grateful for what she already has
Guess he still can't let go of his past🤷♀️
Though, he's a softie most of the time, of course
Your husband loves having spa days with you and your daughter
He wants his child to take care of her hair and skin as early as possible
When it comes to doing homework with D/n, well...
He thinks it's easy and doesn't understand why your daughter asks for help
And then he sees the tasks
Realises he understands nothing
Looks at D/n
Says that she's a smart girl and can do this by herself
And then goes away to do something else
Yeah, he isn't much help
However, he usually walks your kid to school or somewhere else in order to protect her if anything happens
And of course, a monster attack happens one day
Instead of dealing with the creature quickly, he decides to finish it with graceful moves, showing off to your daughter
D/n is amazed by his skills and asks him to train her, wanting to be as cool as her dad
She always knew that her father was awesome
But seeing him in action did something to her
Flash agrees to teach her some tricks
After all, she needs to learn self-defense, doesn't she?
Even though he doesn't make her train the way he suffered in the Ninja Village, his lessons still sometimes appear to be overly intense and grueling
So yeah, please intervene and tell him that it's too much
You might anticipate resistance from him, but he actually listens to you
But still, when he catches your daughter lacking, he starts lecturing her that he wasn't so lazy at her age and faced more challenging activities
That's where D/n gets curious about his past
Judging by his stories, he was raised in hell
But when she asks your husband about it, he shrugs it off, saying that he was just in a foster camp that specialized in sports and "martial arts"
(the full lore drop awaits her in the future when she'll be all grown up)
Flashy Flash might sometimes be unpredictable with his softness and strictness, but you know he loves you and D/n in his own way
Zombieman resigned himself to the idea of having a family
He's a zombie with fast regeneration who is also an S-class hero
A family life doesn't really match that, does it?
At least, that's what he told himself until he met you
And now, you have two little sons to take care of
Your husband still can't believe how happy he is
Understanding that being a mother is exhausting and challenging work, he always takes the initiative to look after your children
Diapers need to be changed yet again? He is already opening a new pack of them
Your sons have a nightmare in the middle of the night and start crying? He's on his way to calm them down
They’re bored? He has a few tricks to entertain them
Your babies are hungry? He's preparing a bottle or a place for you to breastfeed them
(by the way, why does Zombieman strike me as a husband who asks for coffee made with his wife's milk?)
So yeah, your husband showers them with attention and love
Your children are rather calm
It looks like they inherited their father's personality
Your babies have red eyes like him, but their skin isn't pale like his
This makes Zombieman feel glad because he doesn't want them to be just like him
One could say that fast regeneration is cool
However, your husband believes that it's a curse
So he doesn't want his kids to suffer like he does
When your boys grow up a little, they become restless
Thanks to your husband's stamina, he's able to catch up with them
Though they sometimes still manage to outrun him
And of course, they bump into something (despite the baby-friendly furniture) and start crying after feeling the pain
But what concerns you and Zombieman is that there is no trace of wounds, bruises or redness on their skin – nothing
You both get suspicious
But your focus shifts to your daughter once she's born
She's a real sweetheart
Always smiles and giggles, attentively examines everything, and rarely cries
Her big brothers adore her and love playing with her
The twins are actually a big help in raising her
Zombieman doesn't hide that he's an S-Class hero because it's kinda pointless
However, he doesn't want to show his abilities or tell your children about his past in order not to traumatize them
Well, at least until they grow up
He changes the topic of conversation when they start asking more about him
(and of course, he has his axe and guns in a place where your children can’t reach them)
Your husband is a big softie towards your kids, but he also doesn't spoil them
He finds the perfect balance between being a strict and soft father
Why? Because he doesn't yell at them, and moreover, doesn’t punish them
Showing his patience, Zombieman explains to them morals, etiquette and other important stuff
And your children listen to him
Soon, your suspicions turn out to be true
Both of you noticed signs from the beginning
But as your kids grow, it gets more and more evident
They inherited the ability to quickly regenerate
Surprisingly, they don't ask you about this, taking it as something natural
However, when they socialize with other kids at school and kindergarten, they understand that their regeneration is more like a gift
Because their peers can't heal themselves
That's when they finally question their origins
Zombieman still doesn't want to reveal the whole truth, so he simply says that they inherited his ability to regenerate
Fortunately for him, they didn't interrogate him further
Your husband understands that they will learn everything sooner or later
But he still wants to prolong their unawareness because he’s afraid they’ll look at him differently once his cards are revealed
So when he's walking your children to kindergarten and school, he hopes that no monsters appear
Not only because he doesn't want his kids to be in danger, but also because he doesn't want to use his guns that he hides under his coat in front of them
However, all his secrets get revealed in another way
You and your husband prepare lunch together as your children play in the backyard of your house
Suddenly, there is a loud noise as your children scream and start crying
Worried, you both rush outside and see a monster
Without thinking, Zombieman goes back and grabs his weapons as you lead your kids out of the monster's reach
The hero shoots at the monster as it roars in pain
When he's out of ammo and begins reloading his guns, the creature doesn't waste the opportunity to attack… you and the children
Your husband feels his heart drop, but quickly moves, shielding all of you
He manages to take the damage in time and finish reloading his weapons
The monster doesn't even process what has happened as it gets shot and falls to the ground dead
After making sure that the creature is dead, the hero faces you and the kids
Half of his face is burned, his right arm is torn apart, and a hole can be seen in his right side
Fortunately, it all starts gradually healing
Zombieman glances up at you first
You look at him with a soft smile because you’ve seen him in much worse conditions
This makes him feel better
But when his gaze drops to your children, he feels his heart ache
They look terrified of him
That’s what he was scared of
But in the next moment, D/n runs up to him and hugs her father tightly, still crying
Your husband hugs her back with his regenerated hand
When your daughter notices that he’s all okay and healed, she calms down
Aw, poor baby thought that her dad had received fatal wounds
A minute of silence stretches and then gets interrupted by your sons’ excited squeals
They run up to your husband and start bombarding him with questions about how they can be like him
Because what they have just seen was so cool and awesome!
Zombieman can't help but chuckle and tell them the truth about his past and their origins
The twins get even more amazed
After this day, your husband starts teaching your children some self-defense stuff in case of emergencies
And finally, he feels like a weight has been lifted from his shoulders after all this time
Zombieman dearly loves you and your kids and will do anything to protect and make all of you happy
For the most part of his life, King was a hikikomori
So being in a relationship and, moreover, having a family was out of the question
Especially considering his way of life
And when he wakes up and sees you with D/n, he can't help but question the reality he lives in
Like, how is this possible? He's an S-class hero whose reputation is based on rumors, so he's actually just a gamer who shut himself off from the world!
So you'd better believe that he's grateful to you and for your daughter
Hence, your husband gladly stays at home with your baby because, again, he doesn't go out much anyway
Meaning that you can peacefully recover from giving birth and then get back to your usual life
By "usual life" I mean going back to work or whatever you were doing before going on maternity leave
The main point is that King becomes a babysitter and, what you could call, a housewife
As for your daughter, she's an angel
She’s always calm, quiet and can entertain herself
Looks like she's a homebody like her dad
Nevertheless, your baby gets spoiled by her father's attention
Consequently, she can get upset if he doesn't play with her for a long time (15 minutes)
After some time, she actually gets a bit bored with her father
And starts craving your attention as well
Soon enough, you and King realize that you gave in to her manipulations
That's how she grows from being an angel to an attention seeker
However, when D/n grows up a bit and can play with toys, she calms down and starts enjoying spending time by herself
Still, her favourite activity is to watch her father play videogames
Your husband places your daughter on his lap and even sometimes lets her play
Then he realises that his games can be too much for her, so he buys something lighter and kinder
…That's how he ends up playing kids' videogames
But hey, as long as his baby is happy, he’s happy too
The same goes for anime and manga, by the way
D/n also loves it when Saitama visits you all because he always brings her candy
And she gets to have a whole game session when they play together
(+ Saitama's face after a streak of lost rounds is always hilarious to her)
When your kid grows even more, she becomes a full companion for games and joins her dad and uncle Tama
Of course, she mostly plays with just her father
Mostly, they play cooperative games
When D/n gets confident in herself, she challenges your husband in fighting games like Mortal Kombat
Sometimes, King goes easy on her
Sometimes, he reminds her that he’s a pro player
Nevertheless, he “trains” your daughter, and as a result, she even beats Saitama
(imagine his face💀)
As for D/n's socialization, she is an outgoing and friendly kid and has no trouble making friends
You and your husband are relieved to know that because both of you didn't want her to be closed off like her dad
Your child’s relationship with you and King is warm as she trusts both of you with everything
Moreover, she’s proud of her dad
After all, he's the "Strongest Man on Earth"! Isn't it awesome?
Your husband lets out a nervous chuckle every time he hears his daughter brag about her incredible dad
He asks her to be more modest just in case
You suggest telling D/n the whole truth because the longer he stays quiet, the more painful it'll be for her
King agrees with you, but every time he’s about to reveal his secret, he chickens out
Until destiny takes matters into its own hands
Your husband and D/n are on their way to a game store where they will also meet Saitama because a new game is out
As usual, they wear sunglasses, face masks and caps in order not to get recognized
Your daughter understands why it's so important to keep a low profile, so she doesn't complain about it
Besides, she actually likes this kind of look
As they approach the shop, a huge monster suddenly appears
Passersby immediately run away in different directions as King doesn't move an inch
D/n tightly hugs him from behind with her eyes closed
Then she hears a command from her dad to run away on the count of three while he attracts the creature's attention
However, by that time, the monster spots them and walks towards them
Your daughter is about to agree, but then remembers that her father is an S-class hero
So she decides to stay and finally watch her dad in action as fear leaves her body
Your husband, on the contrary, is about to pass out from dread
He insists that she run away, but the kid doesn't listen
She notices how her dad is trembling
Must be because he’s holding back his power in order not to hurt her
But she’ll handle it, so bring it on!
As she waits for her father to deal with the approaching monster, she realises that her dad is not going to do anything and is feeling immense fear
And now, he's not the only one who's terrified of the monster
The creature doesn't waste time and launches an attack on them
Screaming Saitama's name, King hugs his daughter, trying to shield her from harm
The only thing that D/n can do is watch the big claws that are about to hit them
And then…
*BAM*
The monster disappears as its remains are splattered on the ground
Her gaze falls on Saitama, who is covered in the monster's blood
He exhales in relief, saying that he was in time to save them
King opens his eyes and looks at his friend, thanking him
D/n can’t understand what has just happened
Why didn't her dad do anything? And since when was Uncle Tama so strong?
She asks these questions aloud, awaiting answers
Your husband looks down, not knowing what to say
Saitama sees it and gets puzzled as well
On one hand, he can say the truth
On the other hand, there must have been a reason why King didn't reveal the truth to D/n
Besides, it’s not his business
So Saitama settles on telling your daughter a lie
He's a low-class hero who wants to be promoted, so King lets him defeat the monsters in order to climb up the ranks
Your child's face lights up at hearing how generous her father is, and she hugs him
He hugs her back, but his expression is filled with guilt
Your husband gives a grateful glance at Saitama, earning a small smile from his friend, and decides to tell D/n everything
King tells her the truth about himself that evening
Your daughter is quite upset to hear that because she idolized her father
Unfortunately, this affects their relationship
D/n doesn’t want to speak to her dad and spend time with him
And your husband doesn’t know what to do in order to make up for his mistake
It hurts him greatly, but he gives D/n space
One night, she wakes up to drink some water
When she enters the kitchen, she spots her crying dad
That's strange – her father never cried
King notices your daughter, wipes away his tears and stands up to leave the room, trying not to make the kid uncomfortable
Something clicks in D/n’s head as her heart aches for her father
She realises that it’s still her dad who was always kind and soft with her
Who always played games and watched different shows with her
Who, despite the lies about his power, shielded her from the monster's attack
Who almost sacrificed himself to save her
Feeling emotional, your daughter lets tears well up in her eyes and hugs her dad
He hugs her back, telling her how sorry he is
D/n apologises as well, and they bask in each other's embrace
After a while, your husband gives her a sly grin, suggesting some snacks and that they try out the new game
And that's how they sort things out between them
So yeah, King is an absolute softie not only towards you, but also towards your daughter, and he worships the family that both of you created
GUYS, I'M DEEPLY SORRY!!! I ACCIDENTALLY POSTED THIS WHILE WRITING HCS INSTEAD OF SAVING IT AS A DRAFT, SO I HAD TO DELETE THE POST! AND I PANICKED, SO I COPIED WHAT I'VE WRITTEN SO FAR, BUT DIDN'T SAVE THE ORIGINAL REQUEST😭😭😭 I'M SUCH A DUMBASS😭😭😭
DEAR ANON, WHO REQUESTED THIS, I'M SORRY, AND I HOPE THAT YOU'LL READ THIS🙏🙏🙏
(here is my answer to you though:)
Heeey, sweetcheeks!👋
Thank you! Reading this makes me really happy🥰🥰🥰
Yeah, it'd be funny if Amai passed out😁 But let's see what I came up with because, honestly, it was rather difficult for me to decide who would have a daughter/son or twins... or... multiple kids in general :)
And thank you for your request and kind words! They mean a lot to me!🫶
(and according to tradition, I'm VERY sorry for taking so long🙏)
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When you're going into labour
T/W: swearing (in Garou's and Metal Bat's parts)
A/N: I believe the anon was talking about this post :) (great, now I look schizophrenic, I guess I just gotta kms✋😔)
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Prepare for possible OOC!
Also be aware of implied fem!reader!
(Sorry if there are any mistakes!)
And, most importantly, enjoy!
I think Saitama's habit of saving money won't disappear even after years of your marriage
Meaning that he won't send you to the maternity hospital until the last second
So one evening you're chilling with your husband and his disciple at your apartment
Then suddenly, your water breaks
"Y/n, I get that you're pregnant, but... Why didn't you go to the toilet and piss on the floor?" Saitama asks confused
"BECAUSE I'M GIVING BIRTH, YOU IDIOT!!!" you yell at him
Your husband immediately starts searching for the bag with your things
Thankfully, Genos helps him
A few seconds later, you're carried by your husband to the hospital
And his student runs alongside you with the bag in his hand
(if you want him with you, that is)
(if not, then he stays at home to clean up the mess)
Soon enough, you're lying on the hospital bed and trying to push the baby out
And Saitama... just stands there beside you and holds your hand
(alright, it's better to say that you're squishing his hand)
He's not in dread nor is he nervous
More like he's focused on what's happening
Your husband doesn't say it aloud, but he's impressed by your strength and your pain tolerance
He doesn't even want to imagine what you're going through
So he settles for supporting and being beside you
He tries to give you some advice like to breathe or reassure you that everything will end soon
(meanwhile, Genos is waiting in the hall or at home, depending on whether you wanted him to come with you or not)
And a few hours later, a baby's cry is heard in the room
Doctors take your baby and do everything that's needed
When they give Saitama your daughter, he actually feels scared because he didn't expect babies to be that fragile
And considering his immense strength, it's so easy for him to just crush this little thing in his hands
But when your child sneezes, it makes Saitama chuckle
"Bless you, little one," your man says, booping D/n's nose
Then he glances at you with a warm smile
"You did great, Y/n. Now rest well, I'll keep an eye on our daughter," you hear before drifting off to sleep due to exhaustion
And that's how a new chapter in your family starts
As with any aspect of the relationship, Genos has read a lot of stuff about pregnancy, giving birth and raising kids
He can be considered your personal doctor
Nevertheless, your husband sends you to the maternity hospital so that you can be taken care of in case he's at work when your water breaks
Though it's not like he planned to skip the whole process
On the contrary, he even makes calculations for your due date
(don't ask me how)
So Genos tries his best to free his schedule at the presumed time
Unironically, his calculations turn out to be right as you start giving birth at the exact time he calculated
Genos is concentrated on you, thinking about how he can help you
He remembers how women on different online forums said that their husbands' support by holding hands helped them
So he does that
The way your hand clenches around his shows him that it was a good decision
However, when your husband starts telling you some medical stuff and explaining what is going on to show his support, you cut him off and tell him that you don't give a damn about that
He goes silent and focuses on making your labor as bearable as possible by swiping sweat from your temples, giving you water to drink, saying encouraging words, patting your head, etc.
Genos doesn't notice how much time has passed before you give birth to your daughter
It takes a few seconds for him to process that everything is over and that you're both parents now
When doctors let him hold your baby, your husband is in awe as he still can't believe this is real
He looks at D/n, gently rocking her in his arms, and then turns his head to you
"She has your eyes," he offers you a small smile
Then Genos walks up to you and kisses your forehead, thanking you
After that, you close your eyes and start resting
Looking at your sleeping form and D/n in his hands, Genos swears to himself to take care of both of you and never let the same thing happen that happened to his family
Sonic's overprotectiveness grew once you got pregnant , as he almost never left you alone even for a moment
So of course he doesn't want to send you to the maternity hospital until it's necessary
When the day X comes, he quickly grabs all the needed stuff and carries you to the hospital
However, your husband didn't get tested and was prohibited from coming with you
Meaning he has to wait in the hallway
And it definitely is torture
Hearing your screams and being unable to help and support you is like deep wounds on his heart
Moreover, he can't even keep an eye on you!
What if doctors don't take care of you properly?
Your husband is beside himself with worry
Everything is spinning around
His hands are shaking
His breath is ragged
His mind is swirling with what-ifs and worry about you
Suddenly, your screams subside, everything is quiet
Sonic assumes the worst as tears appear in his eyes
And then, he hears children's cries
A few minutes later, doctors come out of the room and bring you to the hospital ward
One of them walks up to your husband and tells him that labor went well, and that you and your kids are all okay
Hearing this makes Sonic shed a few tears of relief and happiness
When doctors leave your family alone in the room, your man doesn't know what to do first: check on you or your daughters
Seeing how you fight hard not to fall asleep, he decides to talk to you first
He hugs you tightly, asking about your well-being
After you answer, he gently caresses your cheek, saying that you did great and need to rest now
You don't resist and doze off
Then Sonic approaches your sleeping twins and just looks at them, not believing in his happiness
Tears fall down his cheeks again as he kisses the tops of their heads
"Welcome to the world, my angels. Daddy loves you so much," he whispers, careful not to wake them up
Sonic feels like the happiest and luckiest man in the world and will do anything to protect his family
Garou works hard to earn extra money for your kid just to be on the safe side
That's why he sends you to the maternity hospital in case he is at work when your due date arrives
One day his workload is so huge that he doesn't even have access to his phone
This makes him feel irritated because he can't check on you whenever he wants
So he just hopes that nothing will happen to you while he's busy
When he's done with the work and finally free, he immediately opens his phone and sees... a lot of texts and missed calls from you
Fuck
Trying (and failing) to keep his composure, he reads all the messages
You went into labour a few hours ago
He needs to get to you ASAP
Your husband tries to call you back just in case you can answer
But of course, you don't pick up your phone
Noticing how Garou curses under his breath, one of his colleagues asks him what's wrong
And the man gives an honest answer: his wife is giving birth
The colleague offers to give him a lift, and your husband accepts
Soon enough, he's dropped off at the hospital and rushes inside
Once inside, he doesn't even ask for you and runs to your room where you've stayed for the past days
"Y/n, I–" he starts to speak loudly, entering your room
But you cut him off by hissing
Garou stops midway, looking at you as you point towards a crib
His breath hitches as he steps closer
There is a baby in the crib
Your son
You watch your husband as he examines the baby like a cat that is discovering a new object
He watches in awe as his kid wraps his tiny hand around Garou's finger
You can't help but smile at the sight
Then your husband gently caresses S/n's temple, pecking it before finally taking a seat at your bedside
"I'm sorry, the work kept me busy and I couldn't answer you in time... I got here as fast as I could," he whispers and gives you a long loving kiss
You squeeze his hand in a reassuring way and then softly yawn
"Rest well, angel. I'm not going anywhere," Garou says, kissing your temple
And you fall asleep
Your husband is sad that he couldn't be there for you when you needed him most
However, he makes up for his mistake once you start delivering your daughter a couple of years later
It wasn't even a question for Metal Bat whether to send you to the maternity hospital or not
Of course he takes you there!
He'll be damned if you weren't properly treated
Badd visits you every day and sometimes brings Zenko with him
He doesn't show it, but he can feel his knees shaking at the thought that you can start giving birth at any moment
And when the day comes, his brain short-circuits
"Badd... I'm giving birth..." you say, clutching your stomach
"Are you sure, babe?"
"Yes, haven't you seen that my water broke?"
Your husband glances at the floor and notices that you, indeed, are going into labor
He stands there for a second dumbfounded and then runs to get the doctor
While you're giving birth, Metal Bat doesn't leave your side, saying encouraging words into your ear, holding your hand, giving you water, caressing or massaging you, swiping away any sweat, kissing your temple from time to time
A few exhausting hours later, you're told that the baby will come out rather soon
Badd is happy to hear the news and ready to take the "last leap" with you
Then, suddenly, an alarm starts ringing, signaling a monster attack
"Shit, not now," the hero mumbles, checking his pager
And of course he's the only hero near the creature
Just great
When he gets information that the monster is heading to the hospital, your husband gets furious
"Sorry, love, I need to get rid of that bastard. I'll be back real soon," he says, patting your head and kissing your forehead
After that, he runs off to the monster
"Hey you, fucker!! My son was about to come into the world, but then you ruined everything! I'll make you pay for that! I swear, if I find out that something happened to my wife and kid, I'll bring you back to life and kill you again!!" the S-class hero shouts at the creature
The monster doesn't even get a chance to process what is going on before being bombarded with deadly threats and swearing and getting beaten by a bat
After making sure that the creature is dead, Metal Bat rushes back to you
At the hospital, he's told to go to your room
When he enters it, he sees you with the baby on your chest as your hands are wrapped around him to make sure the baby doesn't fall
Your husband's heart pleasantly aches at the sight as tears start to well up in his eyes
He walks up to you and kisses your temple, thanking you for the kid
Then he takes your son in his hands and pecks his forehead as well
Tears are already streaming down his cheeks
You watch with a warm, tired smile as Badd can't tear his gaze away from his child and keeps crying, seeing how happy and grateful he is
And when your daughter is born a few years later, your husband's tears of happiness get even more intense (well, at least the monster attack didn't happen that time)
Amai Mask is a busy man
And despite trying his best to be by your side, he can't be there for you all the time
Hence, he sends you to the maternity hospital where he visits you from time to time
And of course, he makes sure that you get the best treatment and stay in the VIP room
You like to watch TV on a big screen
And today, you smile proudly while watching your husband's solo concert
Then suddenly, your water breaks
Uh-oh
You're supposed to give birth in like three days
Well, it looks like the baby wants to come out sooner
The pop idol is engrossed in his concert and putting his soul into it
Something tells him that today will be a great day
He catches out of the corner of his eye how his two managers seem to have a little argument about something
Just some organizational nuances probably
Shrugging it off, Beaut concentrates on his show and continues singing
After a few hours, the concert comes to an end
"Your performance was outstanding, Amai Mask!" one of his managers cheers as the blue-haired man was chilling in the dressing room
"Yeah, I think so too. I guess today is just my day," pop idol says, primping. "Anyway, I need to contact my wife."
"About that... She's in labor."
The room immediately becomes chilly
"How long?" the man asks coldly
"For a couple of hours..."
Amai Mask stands up and turns to his managers with a killer look
"I-I insisted on telling you right after we got a call from the hospital..." one of them mumbles
Then Beaut glanced at the other manager
"I-I thought that… it'd be better if you didn't know that! That way you'd be completely focused on the show..." he says
"Are you saying that my wife isn't important?"
"N-no! I just...!"
"You're doing a great job if you're trying to get yourself fired, Kurishimo."
"I–"
"I don't want to hear it. I've wasted enough time on you. I need to get to my wife. Prepare the car for me. NOW," pop idol commands
Soon, he arrives at the hospital and goes to your room
He's informed that you're resting after giving birth
On one hand, he's glad that you and the twins are okay
On the other hand, he's pissed that he couldn't be there for you
He should have cleared his schedule better
When Amai Mask enters the room, he immediately spots your sleeping form
He kisses your temple and caresses your shoulder
After that, he walks up to his son and daughter lying in the cribs and looks at them
"You both have your parents' magnificent looks," he comments with a small smile
Now, he just hopes that the twins don't turn out to be half-monsters just like him
Flashy Flash is… quite tolerant of you while you're pregnant
But his tolerance has limits
So when a doctor asks you if you'd like to stay at the maternity hospital, your husband agrees instantly
Besides, you need to be taken care of, and he can't always be there for you because of his hero work
The hero visits you when he has free time
Much to his surprise, he even starts missing having you around
But then he realises that you'll come back with a baby who would probably cry day and night
Maybe he should enjoy the empty apartment while he can
A phone call brings him to reality
"FLASH, GET YOUR ASS OVER THERE. YOUR BABY IS COMING!"
"Be quieter, woman. No need to be so dramatic."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN?! A PERSON IS LITERALLY COMING OUT OF ME, I'M IN PAIN!!!"
"I heard you. I'm heading out."
"YOU BETTER! OR ELSE YOU'RE NOT THE FASTEST NINJA!"
Soon, Flash joins you in the hospital room
You cry out in pain while trying to push the baby out
Your husband raises his eyebrow, unamused, believing that the pain is not that serious
Then you grab his hand and squeeze it to somehow endure the pain
In the next moment, everything starts spinning in the man's head and then goes black
When Flashy Flash wakes up, he finds himself in the hospital bed
He looks around the room and finds you resting in the bed
And when he stands up, he also sees the crib and the kid in there
Something shifts inside your husband when he looks at your daughter
He's really a dad now
His arm starts gently caressing the baby's forehead, cheek and nose
"She has your eyes and nose," you say after watching your husband for some time
He turns to you, and you can see a small uncharacteristic smile on his face
"I hope D/n doesn't get your character though," you add
"And why is that?"
"Can't have two moodkillers in the family."
"I'm just reasonable and collected."
"Yeah, I saw that when you passed out earlier."
"I didn't pass out. I just… one of my heels broke, so I lost my balance and fell. As a result, I was knocked out."
"Sure, I believe you."
"Go get some rest already."
You chuckle and close your eyes, drifting off to sleep
Flashy Flash watches you and your daughter, trying to wrap his head around the fact that he's a parent now
Never in his life had Zombieman thought he'd have kids
It seemed like something impossible for a man like him
And yet, here he is – visiting you every day at the maternity hospital in anticipation of the day X
Your husband opens the door to your room
"Hey, dove. I brought you your favourite–" he stops in the middle of a sentence as he sees you clutching your stomach and how wet your bedsheet got
"It started..." you mumble through your gritted teeth
The man drops the package he had in his arms and calls for the doctor
After that, he approaches you and caresses your stomach and back, talking you through your pain
Not knowing exactly how he can help you makes him nervous
But he doesn't show it to you because he has to be your support, not the other way around
So Zombieman tries to remember everything he read from articles about pregnancy and delivering babies
It's heartbreaking for him to see you in pain and not be able to do anything about it
So the only thing left to do is to make your labour more bearable by wiping away your sweat, kissing and caressing your head, giving you water, holding your hand, and giving you encouraging words (or getting yelled at, but not taking it personally because he knows you don't mean what you say)
After what has felt like eternity, your babies are born
Your husband sighs in relief and caresses your cheek with his thumb
"Everything is in the past now. You did great, dear. I love you," he says, kissing your temple
Giving birth to twins was exhausting, so you drift off to sleep pretty quickly
Zombieman rocks his sons in his arms and pecks their heads one by one, not quite believing his happiness
When he makes sure that your children and you are sleeping, he goes outside for five minutes
And smokes the whole pack of cigarettes
He quit smoking once you got pregnant
But the labor was quite stressful for your husband
So he can't help but fall back into his old habit for a bit
Zombieman makes a decision that there is no way in hell he'll let you go through this again
...Or so he thought , because years later, he'll be by your side while you deliver your daughter
King is surprised when he hears from you that you don't want to go to the maternity hospital in advance
He thought that you'd prefer to be taken care of by professionals
Though he doesn't mind it because he loves looking after you
Besides, he knows that your pregnancy hormones are raging and you get homesick and start missing him easily
Now, you and your husband try to complete a difficult level in the game
You get killed because you didn't notice a deadly obstacle in the way
And King continues fighting the final boss
You watch your husband, trying to ignore the weird feeling in your abdomen
"I did it!" King exclaims as the boss falls to the ground defeated
You high-five each other
But then your water breaks
"Baby, I know I'm awesome, but not that much-"
"I'm giving birth!!!"
Uh-oh
King panics as he stands stunned, not knowing what to do
"Call the hospital and bring the bag we packed yesterday!"
"Yes, ma'am!"
Tripping over nothing multiple times, your man prepares everything by the skin of his teeth
By the time he's done, the ambulance arrives at your house
You don't remember how you got to the hospital as you try to endure the pain
King constantly caresses your head and shoulder, telling you that you're doing great and everything will be over soon
However, he feels like he's going to pass out at any moment
But fortunately, your husband manages to keep his composure until the baby is born
He blinks surprised, hearing your daughter cry and watching how doctors treat her
Your husband gives you a warm smile after pecking your lips
His heart swells with warmth as he sees how a nurse gives you D/n and you start rocking her in your arms
After that, you give him your baby
As King holds her, he feels his anxiety coming back as he realises just how tiny your daughter is
Worried that he might drop D/n and getting lightheaded, he quickly gives her back to you
And then he passes out
Looks like your husband worried a bit too much about you and your baby
Reader wishes for Saitama to be more romantic, not realizing its already there.
(OMG guys I've never done one of these before!! fingers crossed right?)
It's a quiet afternoon.
So that means movie night!
And you chose the movie this time.
Of course its a romantic movie, and its one of your favorites.
Genos had said something about system updates earlier, so he was probably in the other room doing whatever that meant.
You lay against saitama as his hand wrests on your waist casually on the futon while watching.
You're practically swooning at each word the hero is saying to the heroine, while your partner looks like he's about to doze off any second now.
The movie reaches its climax and the hero practically yells out his feelings to the heroine.
You sigh dreamily and look up at your partner from his shoulder, just to see his head keeps dropping every five seconds.
You huff. “Hey!” you say suddenly which makes saitama immediately jump awake.
“W-what?” he says looking down at you drowsy and confused.
“Did you hear what he said?” you say pointing at the hero who is currently going on a monologue about his feelings for the heroine.
Saitama blinks, staring at the screen blankly.
He looks back at you blankly
“Something about flowers?.... And the sun?”
You stare at him deadpanly.
“He said she smells like flowers and smiles like the sun” you huff.
Saitama shrugs “close enough right?” he says sinking into the futon.
You sigh “you never say stuff like that to me…”
Saitama glanced back at the tv,
He hadn't cared much about the movie before.
But judging by the way you kept smiling at everything the hero said…
…Maybe he was missing something.
The scene plays out and the hero gives the heroin a lavish gift to show his “love in money”
Which he notices makes you quietly clutch the pillow you were holding closer to your chest. Your eyes practically sparkling as the hero continued talking.
Eventually, the movie came to an end, and the two of you headed to bed.
Saitama yawned, muttered a sleepy "night," and was quiet soon after.
You smiled to yourself.
He'd probably forgotten all about the movie already.
Awkward, endearing, and maybe even a little unsettling.
At first, nothing changed.
He still woke up late. Still forgot small things. Still looked half-asleep most of the time.
But then—
One day, he came home with flowers.
Not the pretty, perfectly arranged kind from a movie. Just a slightly uneven bouquet, like he’d grabbed the first decent-looking ones he saw and decided that was good enough.
He stood in the doorway for a second too long.
“…I got these.”
A pause.
He looked at them like they might explain themselves.
“King said people do this…”
He held them out.
Not really nervous. More like mildly confused that this was even a thing he was expected to do.
You took them carefully, and he immediately scratched the side of his cheek, looking away like the job was done and he could move on.
“…You like flowers, right?”
He said it like he was confirming a fact he’d half-remembered from a lecture he didn’t want to attend.
He came in, kicked off his shoes, paused halfway to the couch like something had just loaded in his brain.
.
Then:
“…You’re… looking good today.”
He said it flatly.
Like reading from an invisible checklist.
Silence.
He blinked.
“…That was step two.”
A beat.
“…Genos wrote it down.”
From somewhere in the apartment, there was a sound like something falling again—followed by what could only be described as Genos taking notes aggressively.
“…Just be more intense,” King had said, after a long pause, like he was trying to sound confident before Saitama asked anything else.
Saitama had tried to figure out what that even meant.
So, later that night, he gave it a shot.
For exactly half a second.
He sat up a little straighter.
Narrowed his eyes slightly.
“…I am being intense now.”
The silence that followed didn’t feel impressive.
You stared at him for a moment.
Then laughed.
Saitama blinked.
“…That didn’t work?”
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It wasn’t smooth.
It wasn’t natural.
Half the time it looked like someone following instructions for a version of life he’d never really needed before.
Yet,
Even when it was awkward.
Even when it clearly didn’t land right.
Even when he looked like he’d rather be fighting a monster than figuring out… this…
He kept trying anyway.
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One day you are walking to the apartment.
You were calling him on your way, talking about your day.
About small things. Random stuff.
That’s when it happens.
A monster steps into your path.
And suddenly, it attacks.
You scream, dropping your phone out of fear as you stumble back.
“Dear God, sorry for everything I've ever done, kay?” you think, half-panicking, hands already coming up like that’s going to help at all.
You brace for impact.
…
It never comes?
You look up and the monster is down.
Slowly, you lower your hands.
And you spot a familiar bald head.
Then he turns around and that's when you see it.
That look.
The serious one.
Not the “this sale is 70% off” serious.
Not even the “this might actually be strong” serious.
Worse.
Saitama stands there in pajama pants and no shirt, like he didn’t even think about what he was wearing before stepping outside—just moving fast enough that clothes weren’t part of the priority list.
Before you can even fully react, he’s in front of you.
“…Are you okay?” he asks, eyes scanning you quickly.
You nod quickly “y-yeah im fine” you say softly, still a bit shaken up.
He exhales—relief first.
Then immediately shifts into something sharper.
“…These streets are dangerous. I told you to take the other way.”
His voice is calm, but firm.
Not loud. Just final.
You kind of zone out for a second.
Because Saitama doesn’t really do speeches. He doesn’t do long emotional talks. Not like in movies.
So when he does say something like this, it’s not dramatic.
It’s just real.
And suddenly it clicks. He’s never going to be that guy from the movies.
But that doesn’t matter.
Because he was never supposed to be.
“You understand?” he asks, hands on his hips.
Like the scolding part is done—but he’s still waiting for you to take it seriously.
Suddenly you step forward and hug him,
Making him stop in confusion.
“...huh?”
“Im sorry,” you exhale softly.
Saitama looks down at you confused—not at the apology, but how emotional it was.
“..it's fine…dont feel too bad. Its not like you chose to forget which roads to take..” he says confused
You chuckle,
You weren't really talking about the road.
You kiss his cheek and pull away, taking his hand in the process.
“Lets go home”
He nods, lacing his fingers through yours.
“Yeah”
Still a little confused, but mostly just relieved you’re safe.
Hello! How are you? I hope you're doing wonderfully :]
Can I request you write about Yandere Saitama?
When I read your Yandere Mash writing, it reminded me of him and I'd love to see you write him if you can
Take care!
Idk why but I enjoyed writing this one :]]]
The Hero's New Directive
Yandere!Saitama x Reader
The metallic click of the deadbolt sounded deafening in the cramped, quiet hallway.
Your fingers, slick with sweat, twisted the doorknob. It gave way. Just a fraction of an inch of cool night air slipped through the crack before a heavy, suffocating pressure slammed the door firmly back into its frame.
An oppressive, crushing weight settled onto your shoulders. Right beside your ear, a voice cut through the silence.
"What are you doing?"
You froze, your heart hammering violently against your ribs. Turning your head just a fraction, you looked up. Saitama was standing right behind you. The usual dim-witted, blank expression he wore was completely gone.
You swallowed hard, forcing your racing pulse down, and opted for absolute, unbothered nonchalance.
"Uh, trying to see if the mail came." you lied, letting your hand drop from the knob as you turned around to face him. "But it looks like the slot is empty. Anyway, did you finish the chips?"
The terrifying aura vanished in a microsecond, dissipating so fast it left you dizzy. Saitama blinked, his sharp features melting instantly back into his usual, dopey, egg-like countenance.
"No, there’s still half a bag left." he muttered, scratching the back of his head as he shuffled past you toward the tatami mats. "We should finish them before they get stale."
"Good point."
You walked back into the small living area as if you hadn't just been a hair's breadth away from a panic attack, sinking onto the floor next to him. The television hummed, casting a flickering blue glow over the tiny apartment. You pulled the low table closer, grabbing a handful of chips while a mindless variety show blared in the background.
Within ten minutes, Saitama’s head began to bob. Within fifteen, his eyes were closed, a soft snore escaping his lips as he drifted off to sleep right next to you.
Looking at him now, so relaxed, it was almost easy to forget he was a god-like entity capable of splitting the sky. But as you glanced at the closed front door, the phantom weight of his aura still lingered on your skin, dragging your mind backward into the memory of how your life had devolved into this bizarre nightmare.
--
Before all of this, you didn't even know who Saitama was. You were just a completely ordinary citizen trying to survive the chaotic daily hazards of City Z.
Your brush with the extraordinary had started completely by accident. You had been walking home when a grotesque, towering monster cornered you in an alleyway. You closed your eyes, bracing for the end, only to hear a deafening CRACK followed by a wet, explosive sound. When you opened your eyes, the monster was gone, reduced to a shower of gory rain. You didn't see who did it; you just assumed a high-ranking Hero had passed through.
But your luck ran out a week later. It turned out that specific monster had been carrying a rare, highly volatile bio-engineered pathogen. Because you were the only surviving witness exposed to its residue, you were quietly abducted from your bed—not by villains, but by a rogue, black-ops research division associated with the Hero Association itself.
They locked you in a subterranean laboratory. A twisted, fanatical scientist in a pristine white coat had smiled down at your strapped-down form, preparing a tray of horrifying, oversized needles to dissect how your body was processing the pathogen.
You were seconds away from a gruesome examination when the alarms suddenly blared. A massive underground monster nest chose that exact moment to ambush the facility from beneath. The walls caved in, crushing the scientists and throwing the lab into absolute chaos. Amidst the screaming and crumbling concrete, you managed to break free from your restraints, stumbling blindly through the smoke, heavily bruised, bleeding, and terrified.
That was when the wall to your left exploded into dust.
Through the debris walked a bald man in a ridiculous yellow jumpsuit, followed closely by a blonde cyborg. They had been sent to clear the monster nest, splitting up to cover more ground. The cyborg shot down a parallel hallway, leaving the bald man alone.
He stopped when he saw you, his bored eyes widening slightly at your bloodied, battered state. "You okay?"
But as he moved, a stray piece of falling debris smashed into a highly advanced, experimental machine labeled Project: Aphrodite-9 - a weapon the scientists had been developing to manipulate human brain chemistry and induce absolute, unshakable obsession for psychological warfare. The machine short-circuited, its targeting lens snapping directly onto you and Saitama.
A blinding, pinkish-gold laser beam shot out, piercing through you and striking Saitama dead in the chest.
It didn't hurt physically. The blast didn't even singe his yellow suit. But as the energy washed over him, something fundamental in his eyes shifted. The dull, vacant look he always wore shattered. The laser had cross-wired his dormant, numb emotions, violently locking his brain's reward centers onto the exact image in front of him: you.
Saitama gasped, his chest heaving as a terrifyingly intense light flooded his pupils. Before you could speak, he crossed the room in a blur, wrapping his arms around you. He held you so tightly it almost cracked your ribs, burying his face into your shoulder.
"I'm not letting anything happen to you ever again."
A minute later, Genos came sprinting around the corner, "Sensei! I heard an explosion, are you—"
The cyborg froze, staring in absolute bewilderment at his master.
"Genos," Saitama had ordered, "Find the nearest hospital."
--
A month had passed since that chaotic day. Living with Saitama was undeniably safe, but the weight of his constant, suffocating fixation left you with almost no personal space. You hadn't known him before the accident, but aside from specific personal tasks, he now insisted on following you everywhere.
Genos was acutely aware of your existence. At first, you felt defensive; you knew that strangers shouldn't just barge into someone else's life like this. But you understood his concern. You were fine with it, eventually agreeing to cooperate with Genos in secret. You promised the cyborg that you would help find someone to study, fix, and reverse the device, or build a new machine entirely to return Saitama to normal.
But until that day came, you had to manage his intense possessiveness.
Just yesterday, you had needed to go to the local market for groceries. Wanting a moment of reprieve, you had looked Saitama in the eyes and said, "I'm going out to the market with Genos to get some food. You should stay home and rest."
Saitama had simply blinked, "Oh. Okay. Sure."
But he hadn't stayed home.
The moment you and Genos stepped onto the bustling street, you caught sight of a yellow-and-red blur hovering at a "reasonable" distance behind you.
The trip quickly became an exercise in absurdity. When a pushy street vendor stepped into your path, trying to aggressively wave a coupon in your face, a tiny pebble suddenly ricocheted off the concrete with the force of a bullet, striking the vendor’s shoe and causing him to trip backward into his own stall.
Later, when a distracted shopper almost bumped into your shoulder, the wind pressure inexplicably shifted, blowing the man's hat off and sending him scrambling away in confusion.
Even Genos wasn't immune. At one point, the cyborg reached a hand out to guide you away from a puddle. The moment his fingers brushed your elbow, a small rock whizzed through the air, perfectly striking Genos's wrist joint with a loud CLANG.
Genos had paused, his glowing eyes darting toward a nearby rooftop where a bald head quickly ducked out of sight. The cyborg simply let his hand drop, exhaling a soft whir of exhaust. "Sensei’s tracking parameters are... exceptionally vigilant today."
By the time you both finished gathering all the necessary groceries, you finally made it back to the apartment building. As you walked up the stairs, Genos carried the heavy bags effortlessly, casting a rare, analytical look toward you.
"This excursion was remarkably efficient," Genos admitted, "spending this time with you wasn't bad. You were highly cooperative with the itinerary, which made the task optimal."
You couldn't help it. Genos’s absurdly straightforward way of paying a compliment was deeply endearing. You let out a gentle, soft laugh, shaking your head. "Thanks, Genos. I try my best."
The door to the apartment suddenly swung open before you could even reach for the handle.
Saitama stood in the doorway, already back inside as if he had never left. But his eyes weren't dopey anymore. A dangerous, sharp spark of jealousy flared in his pupils, his gaze locking intensely onto the lingering smile on your face, and then darting to Genos.
He didn't like you laughing at someone else.
--
The low hum of the television faded into the background as the tension in the room thickened. That single spark of jealousy from the market had shifted something inside Saitama. Over the next few days, his behavior mutated from a suffocating, shadow-like clinginess into something far more active.
You didn't know what was firing in his brain, but he began making requests you couldn't easily shrug off. You denied him at first, and to his credit, his baseline habit of listening to you made him back off. But overtime, you couldn't stop him from trying. The boundary lines were blurring, and he was pushing through them with the slow, unstoppable force of a glacier.
It culminated on a rainy afternoon. You were nestled deep inside the warmth of the kotatsu, trying to lose yourself in a book. Saitama had been sitting across from you, staring with a heavy, unblinking intensity that made the hair on your arms stand up.
Suddenly, he crawled forward on his hands and knees, sliding under the heavy blanket until he was right in front of you.
"Give me a kiss."
A kiss? You didn't even have a crush on anybody in your normal life, let alone the terrifyingly overpowered stranger who had essentially hijacked your existence.
"Saitama, no," you said, forcing your voice to stay level as you pressed your back against the wall behind the kotatsu. "We shouldn't do things like that. We're not... we aren't together."
"Why not?" he asked plainly. He tilted his head, his face looming inches from yours. There was no innocence in his expression; it was completely dark, consumed by the artificial obsession pulsing through his veins. "I protect you. Why can't I have that?"
Before you could scramble out from under the table, his hands shot forward.
With terrifying ease, Saitama pinned your wrists down against the tatami mat. He didn't use enough force to break your bones, but the sheer, absolute immobility of his grip was paralyzing. You struggled, throwing your weight side to side, kicking beneath the kotatsu, but it was like trying to move a mountain. He didn't even sway.
He leaned in further, hovering directly over you, casting your face in total shadow. Desperate to avoid his gaze, you squeezed your eyes shut, twisting your head violently to the side.
"Saitama, stop!"
He didn't listen. His lips pressed against yours. Losing your mind to pure survival instinct, you used your one shot. As his mouth moved against yours, you clamped your teeth down, biting his lip as hard as you could.
The metallic tang of blood instantly flooded your mouth. You gasped internally, expecting him to pull away in pain. But Saitama didn't care. The small smear of blood only seemed to heighten the dark intensity pinning you to the floor. He shifted his grip, trapping your hands more securely, and went in for another kiss, completely swallowing your protests.
You felt entirely helpless, trapped beneath a force nature itself couldn't stop, your heart hammering a frantic, desperate rhythm against your ribs.
Click.
The front door slid open, followed by the heavy footsteps of his disciple. "Sensei, I have returned with the component upgrades.."
Genos walked into the living area and froze. His glowing optics scanned the scene: you, pinned flat on the floor beneath the kotatsu, eyes squeezed shut, and Saitama, fiercely hovering over you with a line of blood tracing his lower lip.
A heavy, agonizingly awkward silence descended upon the room.
"I... apologize. I will return when the parameters of your... interaction... have concluded." Genos blurted out and turned on his heel and walked right back out of the apartment, slamming the door shut in sheer embarrassment.
The sudden distraction worked. Saitama finally pulled back, his grip loosening just a fraction as he looked toward the door with an annoyed twitch of his brow.
The moment you were free, a massive wave of relief washed over you, so intense it made your head spin. You scrambled backward into the furthest corner of the room, drawing your knees to your chest, your heart still thudding wildly as you wiped your mouth with the back of your trembling hand.
Saitama just sat there, wiping the blood from his lip with his thumb, staring at you with that same terrifying patience.
--
Thankfully, the suffocating atmosphere broke the next evening when an uninvited guest practically burst through the front door.
Fubuki swept into the apartment in her expensive fur coat, ready to pitch another demand for Saitama to join her faction. Instead, she halted in her tracks, her jaw dropping.
You were at the stove cooking a massive batch of stir-fry, and Saitama was quite literally glued to your side. He was wearing his goofy, blank, egg-faced expression, but his hands were firmly clasped around your waist from behind, chin resting lazily on your shoulder as you tried to chop vegetables.
"Saitama?!" Fubuki stuttered, her usual composed aura shattering into complete bewilderment. "What on earth are you doing? Who is this?!"
"Oh, hi," Saitama muttered, not letting go of you. "We're cooking. Don't bother us."
"I made quite a lot of food," you called out over Saitama's shoulder, desperately clinging to any semblance of normal human interaction. "Would you like to stay for dinner?"
To your surprise, behind her haughty hero persona, Fubuki turned out to be incredibly nice. Once she sat down, she polished off two bowls of rice, complimenting your cooking with genuine warmth. You both actually got along incredibly well, chatting about regular civilian life outside of hero business.
Seeing a glimmer of hope, you leaned in closer to her across the low table. "Actually, Fubuki, I wanted to talk to you about something... Saitama has been acting really strange because of-"
"Hey, don't eat all the pork!" Saitama interrupted loudly, shoving a piece of meat into his mouth. He deliberately nudged a plate between you and Fubuki, physically cutting off your line of sight. He wasn't going to let you tell her a thing.
Fubuki clicked her tongue, "Honestly.. Have some manners! You should learn to give people some space, you bald freak!"
"Hah? Who are you calling a freak? You're the one who barged into my apartment for free food." Saitama bickered back, his face twisting into his classic, comical cartoon irritation.
Watching them argue, a wild idea sparked in your mind. Fubuki was beautiful, powerful, and a prominent figure. Maybe, you thought, if I play matchmaker, I can redirect his obsession onto her instead.
You smiled, leaning forward. "You know, you two actually look really good together. You argue like an old married couple."
The bickering stopped instantly. Fubuki’s face flushed bright red, completely flustered. But Saitama didn't look flustered at all. He turned his head slowly, his cartoonish annoyance vanishing. He looked right through you.
"Don't say stupid things," Saitama said, "I don't care about her. At all."
The absolute finality in his voice crushed your matchmaking plan into dust before it could even begin. He knew exactly what you were trying to do.
--
After a deeply awkward farewell, Fubuki left. You carried the stacked plates to the sink, your hands slightly trembling from the residual adrenaline of his intense gaze. In your distraction, a ceramic plate slipped from your soapy fingers.
SMASH.
It shattered violently against the floorboards. "Ah!" you gasped, immediately kneeling down to pick up the sharp pieces.
"Don't touch it!" Saitama’s voice boomed. In a fraction of a millisecond, he was on the floor beside you, his hands swatting yours away. But in his uncharacteristic rush to keep you away from the glass, he carelessly shoved his hand down into the pile.
A sharp tink echoed. Saitama blinked, looking down at his index finger. A tiny shard of glass had managed to find the perfect angle, pricking his skin. A single, small bead of blood welled up.
"Hold still" you said, scrambling over to the cabinet to grab the first-aid kit. Back at his side, you carefully cradled his enormous hand and wiped away the tiny bead of blood. After dabbing the prick with antiseptic, you smoothed a brightly colored band-aid over it, treating the minuscule wound with all the seriousness of a life-threatening injury.
Saitama watched you the entire time, his expression completely softening.
Before you could pull away, his grip on your hand tightened. He stood up, effortlessly pulling you with him until your back hit the edge of the kitchen sink. He stepped into your space, cornering you completely, trapping you between his sturdy body and the counter.
"Why do you always do that?" he asked, "You always try to push me away. Don't you get it? My whole head is filled with you. Every single thought. It's only you."
"It's because you were hit by a machine, remember? This isn't true love. You aren't yourself."
Saitama leaned in close, his breath brushing your cheek.
"I don't care what it is. Right now, you're what I want. And I'm keeping you."
The air grew impossibly thick, your heart hammering against your ribs as he leaned closer-
Click.
The front door slid open again. Genos walked in, carrying a fresh grocery bag. "Sensei, I realized we forgot the green onions for tomorrow's—"
Genos stopped dead in his tracks.
"I... see." Genos turned right back around, walked out, and closed the door.
You let out a breath you didn't realize you were holding, your shoulders sagging in immense relief as Saitama sighed, completely annoyed by his disciple's timing.
--
Later that night, the hum of the refrigerator was the only sound in the dark apartment. Saitama was dead to the world beside you, his breathing heavy and even.
Bzz.
The sudden vibration of your phone against the tatami mat made your heart leap. You carefully slipped it out from under your pillow, the screen illuminating your face. It was a text from Genos.
Genos: I have bypassed the main research protocols. Dr. Kuseno has successfully constructed a prototype of the reverse-resonance device. It is a test version, but the calculations are optimal. We should deploy it immediately.
You stared at the glowing text, a complex wave of emotion washing over you. You agreed. It was for the best. Saitama needed to return to the way he was, and Genos deserved to get his beloved sensei back. As for you? You’d finally be able to return to your normal life. Granted, looking back, there wasn't much about your old, mundane routine that you particularly cared about. These past weeks had been terrifying, yes, but they had also been strangely full. Still, your conscience won out—you couldn't just sit back and let someone have their entire life artificially devoted to you.
You texted back a single word: Okay.
Forcing your breathing to remain shallow, you faked being asleep. Minutes later, the balcony window slid open. Genos slipped into the room, a sleek, rifle-like machine cradled in his hands. You slowly opened your eyes, giving Genos a tight nod as you glanced at Saitama to ensure he was still sleeping soundly.
Genos raised the device. A faint, low hum vibrated through the air as the barrel began to glow with a pale blue light. The beam was just about to shoot out-
Snap.
In a fraction of a microsecond, Saitama’s eyes flew open.
Before Genos could even pull the trigger, Saitama’s fist moved. He didn't even stand up; he just threw a casual, backhand punch from his position on the floor. The sheer wind pressure from the strike didn't just shatter the machine, it completely tore through the ceiling, blowing the entire roof off the apartment building and scattering the debris into the upper atmosphere. The night sky was suddenly completely visible above you.
"What do you think you're doing?" Saitama growled, sitting up. "Both of you..."
You shook violently from the residual shockwave. You knew, with absolute certainty, that if Saitama had intended to aim that punch directly at Genos instead of just swatting the air around him, the cyborg would be nothing but a pile of melted scrap metal right now.
Before you could utter an apology, Saitama’s hand wrapped firmly around your waist. "We're leaving."
In a blink, the apartment vanished. The sheer speed of his movement left your vision blurry and your lungs gasping for air. When your feet finally touched solid ground, you realized he had carried you to a desolate, abandoned warehouse district on the outskirts.
He set you down but kept his grip tight on your arm. "You want me back to normal so badly?" Saitama asked, his eyes gleaming in the moonlight. "You want to get rid of this? Let me show you what exactly it is you're trying to fight."
Right on cue, a massive, grotesque monster tore through the concrete walls of a nearby building, roaring at the sudden intrusion. It didn't even get a chance to posture.
Saitama didn't look at it. He just threw a single, careless punch.
BOOM.
The creature instantly exploded into a massive shower of gore, the shockwave splitting the clouds above the district in half. It was over in a blink.
Saitama turned his head back to you, his face cast in terrifying shadows. "See? That's what you're going against. The whole world is like this. But as long as I'm like this for you, none of it can touch you."
You swallowed hard, the sheer display of absolute power driving his point home. You did know what he was about. You knew exactly how terrifyingly invincible he was.
"Hey! Hey, mister!" a slurred voice suddenly called out. A drunk businessman, who had apparently been hiding in the alley, stumbled out into the open, clutching a bottle. "Did... did you just kill that thing? Thank you... thank you for saving-"
The man stopped dead in his tracks. Saitama turned his gaze toward him. It wasn't a hero's look. It was the cold, predatory glare of a monster far worse than the one he had just killed. The sheer aura radiating from Saitama made the drunk man choke on his words, drop his bottle, and flee into the night, screaming in pure terror from the gaze alone.
But Saitama had made a fatal mistake. He thought he had destroyed the only threat. He didn't know that you and Genos were already one step ahead.
You hadn't just stood by while Genos brought the machine to the apartment. Genos had given you a compact, emergency secondary trigger—a small, palm-sized cylinder hidden right inside your sleeve.
While Saitama was distracted by the fleeing drunk man, you whipped the device out, pointing it directly at his chest, and slammed the button.
A sharp, concentrated pulse of blue light shot out, hitting Saitama. He gasped, stumbling back a step. Because he was only wearing his flimsy, well-worn pajamas, the explosive force of his earlier punch combined with the energy blast caused the fabric of his shirt to completely tear open, leaving him standing in the cool night air with a tattered rag hanging off his shoulder.
Silence stretched over the desolate lot. You held your breath, your heart hammering. Did it work?
Saitama stood perfectly still for a long moment, staring down at his tattered pajamas. Then, his face suddenly slackened, his eyes losing that terrifying, hyper-focused glow. He rubbed his nose, his shoulders slumping into a deeply familiar, bored posture.
"Achoo!" he sneezed loudly, rubbing his head. "Man... it's freezing out here."
A massive wave of relief washed over you.
"We should... probably get back" you suggested.
"Yeah. Definitely. I think there's a sale on hotpot ingredients tomorrow morning anyway." Saitama muttered, turning around and walking back toward the city.
While walking a few steps behind him, you quickly pulled out your phone and shot a hurried text to Genos: It worked. He's back to normal.
You slipped the phone away, letting out the longest sigh of your life. For the first time, the crushing weight on your chest was gone. You were finally free.
You walked alongside Saitama in the quiet night, completely at ease. Which meant you didn't notice the way his eyes cut sideways to look at you through the dark. And you certainly didn't see the tiny, faint smirk playing at the very corner of his lips.
It was so easy to trick you. You actually thought a little piece of plastic could fix it all.
He let you walk a little closer to him, pretending to be cold, secretly relishing the fact that you weren't trying to run away anymore. Let Genos think the machine worked. As long as you stayed right by his side, he would play whatever part you wanted him to play.
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Saitama has heard about periods, so he isn't surprised when you tell him your menstruation started
But do you know what actually surprises him?
Prices of personal hygiene products
The first time he goes to buy some pads for you, he's indignant
Why are women's products so expensive?!
This isn't fair!
Your boyfriend even complains to you about that
Yeah, he's quite frustrated
I know I wrote that the period topic is not new for Saitama
But that's the case: he only knows that women bleed every month and feel pain because of that
That's why you still need to explain to him stuff like what pads with or without wings are, their sizes, etc.
And you need to tell him what kind of care you need from him: cuddles, a hot water bottle, junk food, and so on
Your boyfriend also learns not to piss you off because your anger is even scarier than usual
(and maybe because he doesn't want to deal with that)
So he decides to settle on the tactic of not bothering you unnecessarily until you ask something of him
Oh, and Saitama definitely cooks your comfort food🥘
This man knows about menstruation perhaps more than you do
I'm not kidding
He takes your relationship seriously
Meaning he reads a lot of articles about menstrual cycle, hormones, healthy food during these days, hygiene products, pain causes, possible diseases, and taking care of you...
E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G
Your boyfriend even downloads a calendar app to keep tabs on your menstrual cycle
He thinks of everything in advance
Buys pads/tampons beforehand
Prepares your comfort food
Warns you about the upcoming period
Gives you massages
Warms you with his body
Gives you medication if needed
Always checks on you
Comforts you
Well, you get the drift
This level of care is rather nice
However, it sometimes gets overwhelming
For example, you want some junk food, but your boyfriend gives you healthy products, saying they make your "suffering" more bearable
Or you just want to lay curled up in bed, but he actively suggests doing some physical activities, telling you about how they affect muscles and ease pain
So you need to explain to him that sometimes, you just want to relax and eat greasy food to make yourself feel better
Genos listens to you, wanting to take the best care of you🌸
Considering that there were no girls back at the Ninja Village, Sonic doesn't have the slightest clue that periods exist
Now imagine this: one night, you're having a nice dream
Then suddenly, you're woken up by your boyfriend who is violently shaking you
You blink in confusion, trying to come to your senses
"Y/nnie! Tell me where it hurts!" Sonic almost cries as his hands spread your thighs
The blanket is already on the floor, and the lamp is turned on
"What the heck are you doing?" you brush the man's hands away, sitting up
"But the blood..?"
"Huh?" you give him a confused look
And then, you feel it
So instead of going back to sleep, you spend an hour cleaning up, changing the bed sheets, and explaining to your boyfriend what menstruation is
And let me tell you that he is such a drama baby about this
What do you mean that his precious girlfriend has to sufffer every mouth?! This isn't fair! She has to be cherished, not be in pain!
Sonic decides for himself that he'll do all in his power to make you comfortable during these days
You need some painkillers? He's already preparing some
Ran out of pads/tampons? He''l be back with them in one minute
Want some junk food? He'll join you in the meal
Having crazy mood swings? He'll be there to comfort you
All in all, your boyfriend tries his best to make you forget about your period and feel comfortable🥰
There weren't any girls in Bang's dojo, so Garou knows little about periods
Maybe he heard of it somewhere and saw ads for pads and tampons on TV as a kid
(he thought these products were for diseases or something like that)
So one day, you're sitting on your boyfriend's lap, making out with him
His hands caress your back as yours are wrapped around his neck
Your lips part as both of you exhale to get for some air
Feeling wetness between your legs, you shift slightly
And your eyes catch a glimpse of a spot of blood
Oh-oh
Seeing your expression, Garou raises an eyebrow and asks you what's wrong
How embarrassing
You tell him that your period has started
"Huh?"
Looks like you'll also need to explain to your man what menstruation is
When you stand up and Garou notices blood on his trousers, he immediately gets concerned about you
After cleaning your clothes and his, it's time to tell your boyfriend about periods
He's glad to know that it isn't something life-threatening, but the mere idea that litres of blood come out of you every month still makes him feel uneasy
In addition, you are in pain
That's like a punch in the gut because Garou hates to see you hurt in general
And when you're in pain due to your body and he can't do anything about it? He feels useless
Like, what is he supposed to do?
If he could, he'd fight this damn menstruation!
(by the way, your man believes you're really strong for surviving these days every month)
Your boyfriend tries his best to take care of you
In his own way, of course
He'll run to the shop and buy (maybe steal) whatever you need
But in the first months, he'll need to be reminded what brands you use, what sizes to get, and so on
At least he's great at giving you massages and cuddling with you
And also, Garou always tries to distract you from the pain by telling you different jokes or stories, playing with you – literally anything that will make you smile😊
Even though Metal Bat takes care of his little sister, she's too young to have menstruation
And we don't know anything about their mom
So my guess is that Badd doesn't know about periods
And he finds out about it when you ask him to buy pads/tampons when he's on his way back home from hero patrol
Since he doesn't understand what you're talking about, you just send him some photos of hygiene products as examples
...Your boyfriend returns with tons of different pads and tampons, saying that he didn't know which ones you needed exactly
A few minutes later, you tell him about periods
He's left speechless
First of all, you have to endure pain and discomfort every month and have been doing so since you were a child
Moreover, these things end at what age??
Secondly, Zenko will have to go through this too?
Metal Bat actually feels sad that women suffer from this
But he swears to himself to do his best to take care of you (and his sister in the future)
However, he needs some time to learn about some nuances and can be overbearing sometimes
So please, don't be mad at him!! He just wants to help you!
He hugs you, caressing your abdomen and asking if you need anything from time to time
This man spoils you in general, and his doting on you gets even more intense when you're on your period
He loves buying junk food for you and, of course, cuddling with you
Badd also likes to cook comforting homemade food to make you feel better
And if you "leak" in public, he'll just wrap his jacket around your waist🫰
Amai knows the basics about periods
How? Well, that's a good question
I'll leave it to your imagination :D
Anyway, he notices how tense and uncomfortable you feel at your date
He asks you what's wrong, and you tell him that your period started
Your boyfriend just hums in acknowledgement, saying to tell him if there is anything you need
That's the principle by which he takes care of you during these days
He buys you only the most expensive and the best hygiene products
Keeps spoiling you by buying any food you ask for
And cuddles with you... only when he returns home after work
Yeah, unfortunately, your boyfriend can't be there for you much
Though he sends you texts, checking on you (when he has free time)
And he even orders you food/products
For some reason, I think Amai'll still be a bit grossed out if he sees any blood spots you leave, despite perfectly understanding that accidents happen
No, he isn't the type to say "Ew, cover yourself, woman!"
He silently helps you out, covering your rear with his jacket
If anybody accidentally witnesses the small mess, he'll give them a death glare, making the person want to run away as far as possible
In general, Beaut tries to provide you with the best care even when he's busy with work💁♀️
Again, girls weren't trained in the Ninja Village
So Flash doesn't know about periods
When he hears from you that you're tired and not in the mood for a date because of your period, he's confused
What the hell does it mean?
Instead of asking or googling, he just thinks that you're lazy
When you feel better the next day, you explain to him what menstruation is
Your boyfriend believes that you're just dramatic
And he continues thinking so
However, he changes his mind when he sees how bad you feel during the next period
Flash doesn't show his concern for you
But you feel it when he gives you something warm
When you think you're running out of pads/tampons, but you always find new packages in the bathroom
When your boyfriend comes home, and it just so happens that he has your favourite snacks
When you soak in warm water in the bath, and he doesn't say anything about it
When he caresses your abdomen, trying to soothe your pain
When you just lie together in bed, forgetting about the world
In other words, Flashy Flash doesn't think that menstruation is a weakness anymore and tries to take care of you, but in his own way, of course⭐️
Zombieman knows what menstruation is and how it works
So when he gets a message from you, asking to postpone your date because of your period, he doesn't get upset
Understanding that you need to be taken care of, he asks you how he can help you
And that's basically how every period with him goes
Your boyfriend constantly checks up on you and asks if he can help you somehow
So yeah, he'll do anything you wish for
(within reason, of course)
Need some junk food? He'll get it for you
Wanna stay in and not go anywhere? He'll join you
Need his hands on your abdomen? He'll give you a massage
Ran out of pads/tampons? He'll buy them for you
Feeling sad all of a sudden? He'll give you his shoulder to cry on
Want a new plushie to cuddle with? He'll pick the cutest and the softest one for you
(though he's always happy to offer his service as a cuddler)
Need to be alone? He won't bother you
In addition, Zombieman reads some articles on the Internet, trying to find anything useful for you that might help you
And he sends you some lifehacks that can ease your pain
Your boyfriend doesn't necessarily download a calendar app because he keeps the approximate dates of your cycle in his head
My main point is that Zombieman hates seeing you in pain, so he does his best to make your suffering more manageable🧸
I think King has heard about periosa from memes, manga, anime and games
All he knows is that women bleed every month, that this process is painful for most of them, and that they also tend to be emotional during these days
And your boyfriend realises that he'll have to support you when you have periods
He surfs the Internet in order to learn more about menstruation and how he can help his girlfriend
After reading details about bleeding, he almost bursts into tears
What do you mean, the uterus sheds the endometrium?!
That sounds terrifying and more painful than he imagined😭
So the next time you see each other, King hugs you tightly, saying that all women are strong and promising to take the best care of you
And he sticks to his words
Your boyfriend buys you all the hygiene products and medications you need
He tries to make some comfort snacks or order your favourite food
He's definitely only up for junk food
Loves cuddling and watching funny videos or anime with you
Lets you choose the game to play together
(or if you want to play by yourself)
As you could have already guessed, he's only happy to chill at home with you
Oh, and King also spams you with different memes while you're sitting on his white throne (in the toilet)🤭
I love your headcannons and Text posts, and I have a totally weird idea: what if the OPM men find out that the reader is a half monster? Would they do what their duty demands of them? Or hide them away from the world? (Possibly Yandere?) and it’s totally okay if you don’t want too! This is just a shot in the dark. Thank you for reading this!
HEEEEEY, CUTIE PIEEEE!👋
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And thank you for the request! You might have thought that I'd never do it, but... here we are! I'm sorry for making you wait for so long!!!😔
(like, this request was sent almost 1.5 years ago... I'm super ashamed🥲 Again, I'm sorry🙏)
If something is not right, please let me know, and I'll fix it. Have fun!💕
When they find out that you're a half-monster
A/N: guys, I wanna share my happiness with you: my dream for 8 years has come true! I was given a PlayStation 5 for a while, and finally, I get to play Detroit: Become Human by MYSELF!!! Ahh, I still can't believe it!!🤩
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Prepare for possible OOC!
Also be aware of implied fem!reader!
(Sorry if there are any mistakes!)
And, most importantly, enjoy!
It was an accident
You're doing your chores, humming to music in your headphones
Thanks to your monster ability, you can grow some tentacles and do multiple tasks at the same time
It's rather useful
Especially in housework
You turn around to fill the watering can
And suddenly, you spot your boyfriend standing in the doorframe with an awed expression
You quickly retract your extra limbs and stop dead in your tracks
"...You can grow tentacles and use them?" Saitama asks after a few moments
You hesitantly nod
"So, are you a monster?" he asks
Your gaze falls to the floor, your tongue tied
He is a hero who kills monsters
Meaning his job is to get rid of you right now
Are these really your final moments?
"That's cool!" you hear your man's excited voice
Surprised, you lift your gaze to him
He's smiling excitedly like a kid who just got a new cool toy
"You won't kill me?" the question leaves your mouth before you can think
Saitama gives you a confused look as if you've just said the most ridiculous thing in the world
"What are you talking about? Why would I even do that?" he scratches his nape
Since you don't attack civilians, you don't pose a threat
Not to mention that you're his girlfriend, duh!
So of course he won't kill you
Saitama also reassures you that he won't tell anyone and will protect you if anything happens
However, you are forced to tell Genos and King about your monster side since they hang out at your place most of the time
Your boyfriend introduces you to a friendly monster, Manako
She's a sweet girl, and you become friends
All in all, you're happy to know that Saitama supports you and you trust him completely <3
He figured it out by himself
Genos is a perceptive and attentive man
He always watches you
Not in a creepy way, but in a caring approach
However, he can't help but notice how some of your characteristics are beyond regular human ones
His alert system activates when you approach him
Your reaction is faster than the average one
It seems you're stronger than others
(he notices how easily you lift up heavy things when you think that no one is watching)
You heal fast
Moreover, some injuries that usually hurt people don't harm you
Your nails easily rip off product packages
You have no problems with navigating in the dark
Your senses are sharp
One day, you're having dinner at home
"Y/n, are you a monster?" he asks you all of a sudden, making you choke on your food
You try to downplay his question, chuckling nervously
But he stands his ground and lists his observations
You realise that there is no point in hiding your secret anymore
And still, you're afraid because you can't predict his reaction
On one hand, he takes his job as a hero seriously
On the other hand, he is your boyfriend who worships you and would move mountains for you
You look into his eyes to find some reassurance
But you find none
His expression is unreadable
"If you're a monster, I will keep this secret and protect you", he adds, making you sigh with relief
A few tears appear in your eyes
You admit your monster side and thank him for understanding
Genos tells you that you're way more important to him than his hero work
And he'll make sure you're safe and no one will touch you
If anything, he'd eliminate them
Now, you have no doubt that Genos has your back and will always be there for you🥰
He was worried for you
You and Sonic often stroll around in the forest, holding hands and talking about everything and nothing
Today, your boyfriend takes you to a picturesque spot that he found a couple of days ago
He's sure you'll like it
And you? You're more than happy to spend time with your man
Soon, you approach a rocky downhill
It's dangerous to go down there because if you slip, you'll fall and crash against sharp stones
You hesitate, pointing out how risky this is
Sonic tells you that it's the only way to reach the spot and reassures you that he climbed over it hundreds of times to find the safest route for you
He begins to lead you by taking your hand, carefully stepping onto rocks and supporting you
Everything is fine in the beginning until you stumble over your own legs
You start falling down, losing your grip on your man's hand
Your head is hitting stones, your bones are crashing somewhere, your whole body is in pain
After a few moments, you reach the ground with a hard thud
Sonic feels his heart stop beating
Dread fills his body as he sees your blood everywhere and your motionless body
No-no-no, this can't be real! You can't be.. dead!
He is such an idiot! Why he thought this was a good idea in the first place???
Your boyfriend quickly jumps from rock to rock and lands beside you
He sees how you hide your face in your hands and turn into the ground
Sonic thinks you're doing this because you must be in hellish pain
At least you're not dead
When his arm reaches your face, you turn away from him, begging him not to look at you
Do you actually believe that he'll find you ugly because of your injuries?! No way! He needs to take care of you!
Ignoring your request, your boyfriend forcefully moves your hands away from your face and...
Sees that it's healing
A few minutes later, you're completely regenerated
Sonic stares at you, shocked, and you don't look in his direction, afraid of what is going to happen next
"I thought I lost you!" he hugs you tightly and sobs into your shoulder. "Never do something like that again!"
You're shocked that he completely ignores your regeneration
Later, you ask him about it
Sonic doesn't understand how you can heal yourself, so you're forced to tell him the truth
Much to your surprise, your boyfriend yells excitedly, saying that his girlfriend is the coolest
And you're glad that he thinks about you this way
Sonic finds your monster side amazing and sometimes even asks you to spar with him
In other words, he's thrilled to have such a partner🤩
It wasn't a coincidence
You know that there is a monster guide book besides the hero one
(let's pretend that it actually exists, alright?)
And knowing your boyfriend's attitude towards creatures, you gift it to him one day
Just a small present
Garou likes the present and thanks you, already opening the book with a smile on his face
While reading it, he makes comments about how cool monsters are
And you're just happy to see your man excited
However, he doesn't find himself there
What a bummer
Nevertheless, it was kinda expected
Another thing that catches his attention is that one of the monsters resembles you
No, really! It looks like as if you were a monster!
Garou points this out, showing you the picture
You laugh it off, saying that it looks nothing like you
But your boyfriend can't just ignore this coincidence
He starts looking for more information and finds more and more details connected to you
For example, this monster mostly appeared in your area
It was defeated by a hero who punched it in the chest
And you had a strange scar there
Moreover, you wouldn't tell him about how you got it, telling him you didn't want to talk about it
The more your man reads, the more he believes that it's not just a coincidence
"I know that you're this monster", he bluffs, making you stop doing whatever you were busy with
Hesitantly, you turn to him and tell him what happened to you
One day, you were so frustrated with the world that you became a monster
A dangerous creature that was blinded by its fury
You can't really remember what happened because you felt like you were in a daze
The only thing you know is that a hit to the chest by a bald man was fatal for you
You thought you were going to die
However, you woke up in your human form a few hours later
And there was a scar on your chest that didn't heal
Later, you found out that you still could transform, but you didn't lose control
Though you try not to use your monster side
"Why didn't you tell me about that?" Garou asks, pouting
After hearing you say that you were afraid of his reaction, he shakes his head and calls you a dummy, ruffling your hair
How could he feel something aside from pride and thrill after finding out that you were a monster and had beaten up many heroes? That you basically lived a part of his dream? Not to mention that he went through almost the same?
And of course, he promises not to tell anyone about this
Even though you try to forget about your past as a monster and be better, Garou is proud of you and probably starts loving you even more (if that's possible)🤪
It was supposed to be his normal day out with you and Zenko
It's Saturday, you and Badd both have a day off, and Zenko doesn't have school or piano lessons
Meaning that you three can go out and spend time together
Badd takes you shopping
And as usual, his little sister doesn't waste the opportunity to get new clothes and toys for herself
As for you, you just snuggle against your boyfriend, kissing him while the little girl can't see the two of you
Metal Bat insists on buying something for you as well because he wants to spoil his girls
And if he sees your eyes linger on something for more than five seconds, his hands take the item, handing it to you to try on or to take it to the cashier
After hours of wandering in the mall, you go to a nice café where you eat big bowls of ramen
On your way back home, Zenko notices a cool playground and asks to play there
How can you say no to her?
Sitting on the bench, Badd wraps his arm around your shoulder and peppers your face with kisses
(yeah, he's kinda needy for you)
Suddenly, a monster appears
You don't even have time to react before Metal Bat leads you and Zenko to a safe place
Once he makes sure that both of you are out of danger, he commands you to wait for him there and kisses your cheek before running back to the monster
You patiently wait for the hero to come back, having no doubt that your boyfriend will take care of it
However, another monster appears and spots you with the little girl
It launches an attack on you
Metal Bat can't save you
He simply doesn't have time for that
The only thing that can save you and Zenko is... turning into a monster
You don't want to do it because you know you're gonna lose the love of your life and his amazing little sister
Your boyfriend is a professional hero whose duty is to kill monsters
And when he finds out that his little sister isn't safe around you, he won't hesitate to kill you
It's so painful to accept, let alone think about this
But protecting Zenko matters more
Maybe your time has come?
You partly turn into a monster to block damage, having no doubt that it won't even hurt you due to your protective plating
When the monster's claw ricochets off your skin, you hear Metal Bat screaming your name and Zenko's like a madman
In the next moment, he takes down the monster with a single punch, making it shatter into different pieces
Seeing that both of you are safe, Badd rushes to you, letting go of his bat
But he stops halfway, noticing the plating on your skin
(it didn't have time to disappear)
You look away from your man with a sad expression and glance at the girl behind you
Zenko is standing with her eyes closed and hands pressed to her face as if she's hiding from someone
At least everyone is safe
You notice the dust clearing and a crowd gathering around you
Out of reflex, you try to cover your face with your hands
But is there a point in doing that? You're clearly going to be exposed
"Zenko, take my bat and follow me" is what you hear before feeling your face being pressed against Badd's chest, his jacket wrapping around your shoulders and head, his strong hands lifting you up and carrying you somewhere
When you reach an alley where no one can see you, Metal Bat stops and puts you down, checking your face
All plating is gone, but your cheeks are smeared with tears
Your boyfriend immediately thinks that you're crying because you got scared
So he tries to reassure you
"I'm crying because you're going to kill me!.. Please, don't hate me... I have nothing against people... I didn't even want to be a half-monster..." you interrupt him, sobbing
"Love", he cups your face, making you look at him, and brushes away your tears with his thumbs
Badd tells you that he didn't even think about "getting rid of you" because he knows you, and that you're not a monster who kills people
"And you protected me! That was so cool!" Zenko added, hugging you from behind
You continued crying
But this time, it was out of relief and happiness
When you calm down, the three of you return home
Later in the evening, you and Metal Bat have a conversation about what happened
He admits that it feels strange to know that you're a half-monster, but he's sure that he'll get used to it pretty quickly and that he still loves you a lot💕
The last time he felt such shame was a long time ago
Amai Mask is a half-monster himself
So he has an excellent sense of smell
And from the start, he suspects that you're not human
It's quite troubling for him
On one hand, you might be a monster and pose a threat to humanity
Yeah, he has a monster side, but he works for the greater good!
But what about you..?
On the other hand, he knows how nice and kind you are
And for crying out loud, he loves you!
Maybe he's just getting paranoid?
However, your smell bothers him greatly
So Beaut decides to make a few experiments on you to see if you're a monster or not
Of course, he is not going to take you to a laboratory!
He'll just put you in some situations that will require you to unleash your monster side
He has everything under his control, so if you're human after all and can't help yourself out of danger, he'll save you
He won't let anything hurt you
Well, these were his plans until he got exposed in public
Now, Amai is walking around Z-city, not knowing what to do
His fans hate him
And you? What do you think of him? Glad that his secret was revealed? Or scared because you're half-monster too?
If you have a monster side, that is
Suddenly, he hears a movement and sees someone approaching him
It's you
But how did you get there unnoticed?
Beaut just stands there
And then suddenly... you hug him
You support him, saying that he did the right thing and that it must be hard for him now
"But there is also one thing I need to show to you. I think it'd be only fair that way," you glance up at him, taking a few steps back
After that, you start transforming into a monster
So he was right after all: you're a half-monster just like him
You tell him that he did something that you had dreaded to do
And you were also afraid of revealing your secret to him because you didn't know how he'd react
You were sure he'd kill you, knowing his attitude towards monsters
But now, you want to be there for him and face whatever comes together
A tear streams down Mask's face
He can't understand why he's like this
A shame for suspecting you of something bad and wanting to "experiment" on you?
Remorse for his hypocrisy?
You're an angel, compared to him
He doesn't say anything, but you don't need words to understand everything
Pulling him into a hug, you reassure him that everything will be fine
Now, your boyfriend realises that he doesn't deserve you, but he'll change for the better, and promises himself not to let go of you💫
He thought you were just shy
It's no secret in your relationship that Flash takes spa procedures seriously
He spends hours in the bathroom, following his skin care routine and brushing his golden curls with special oils
Your boyfriend would often invite you to join him
(because sharing his cosmetics is his love language)
But you'd decline, finding different excuses
The hero thinks that you're just shy and still not comfortable with being naked in front of him
When you're at the beach, you straight up refuse to go to the water
Maybe you have hydrophobia?
But you take a shower by yourself just fine
So, what's the case?
Little does your boyfriend know that you're a half-monster
And that your gills appear when your whole body is covered with water
That's why you don't want to be in the bath or swim in the sea with him
You understand that you'll have to tell him about it at some point
But you're not ready
How will he react? He'll probably slash you into pieces before you can even realise that
Fortunately or unfortunately, destiny makes the decision for you
Your man is on his hero patrol and should be back in a few hours
You decide to take a bath, forgetting to lock the door
Flash comes home earlier than he planned because he ran into some disgusting monster that was constantly puking
...And now, he is covered with its blood and vomit
He needs to clean up ASAP
Without thinking, he enters the bathroom
Your boyfriend doesn't even question the turned-on light in the room and, moreover, doesn't notice you
Surprised, you gasp and try to cover your body (your gills, to be exact)
Flashy Flash turns his head towards the noise and finally realises that he's not the only person at home
Not paying attention to your appearance, he quickly takes off his clothes and joins you in the bath
When he cleans off all the mess, he spots your closed-off pose
"I've literally seen you in underwear many times. Do you actually believe that I'll look differently at naked you?" he bluntly asks
You're not sure what to say
"Y-yeah..." – that's not really a lie since you're actually afraid he'll see you as a monster and kill you
If only he knew what you meant by that
"You really like making problems out of nowhere", he says, rolling his eyes
You sit in silence for a while
"Are you that uncomfortable around me? Do you want me to go away?" he asks
His gaze stops at your neck as if he's examining something on your body
Then his eyes widen a little as if he found something
Your boyfriend must have seen it
Looks like there is no point in hiding anything
Sighing, you pull your hands away from your body, revealing gills
However, the hero's eyes remain on your neck
And you notice that they're lower than your gills
"I didn't think that I'd leave such a hickey", he states
What?
You realise that he's talking about the mark he left earlier
So he didn't see your monster parts?
You want to cover yourself quickly, but it's too late to do that
Flashy Flash notices your gills
That's it
Silence falls between you as your boyfriend keeps looking at you with a thoughtful expression
"So, you're a monster?"
"A half-monster."
"Have you killed anyone?"
"Of course not. I didn't ask aks to have my monster side."
"I see."
Then he goes silent again, still examining you
And you? You continue sitting, not daring to move
"Are you connected to God?"
That's definitely not something you expected from him
He doesn't strike you as a religious person
But alright
"No, I meant God as an entity that gives supernatural power to the worthy ones."
"Nah, never heard of it."
"I see."
And again, you two sit quietly
"Are you going to kill me?" you finally ask
"You're not a threat to people. Thus, you're my partner. So I won't tell anyone about this."
Tears of relief fill your eyes, and you hug your man, thanking him
He just caresses your back a bit, saying that you're dramatic
(but you know he isn't trying to insult you)
Later in the evening, Flash asks more about your monster side, being determined not to let anyone know about this🤲
He didn't expect his investigation to lead him to this
Ever since Zombieman encountered Dr. Genus, he couldn't stop thinking about the House of Evolution
Something bothered him, but he couldn't understand what exactly
Maybe he thought that investigating experiments that were conducted in the House of Evolution would help him and the Hero Association with the God case? Or that they could learn something new about monsters and their transformation?
Anyway, he has been trying to gain information for days
But he didn't make any progress
So he decided to pay Genus a visit again
He walks to a familiar takoyaki shop and enters it
Dr. Genus is sitting at the table as if he was expecting his subject to come
Zombieman is straightforward and immediately demands answers from the scientist
And when the hero is asked in return about his motives, he doesn't answer
Because he can't give himself an answer
So of course Genus refuses to grant Zombieman's request
However, he gives him a flash drive
"What's on there?"
"You'll see once you access it."
Both of them know that it's pointless for the hero to try to take down the scientist with these files
The bastard probably has copies of these files and more
The hero leaves the shop, understanding that that's everything he can get
At home, he plugs in the drive and sees that it contains files of Genus' experiments and his subjects
He starts scrolling through the files
There's him, Carnage Kabuto, Armored Gorilla, Mosquito Girl and... you
Zombieman doesn't believe his eyes
He rereads your profiles and looks at the photos over and over, trying to find something that will prove to him that it isn't you
But it really is you
You're a half-monster
A wave of emotions washes over him
He's shocked to learn about this
Sad that you had to endure the experiments
Mad at Genus for making you go through everything
Hurt that you didn't trust him enough to tell the truth
The next day, you're both sitting in a café on your date
You happily enjoy your drink, not suspecting anything
Meanwhile, your boyfriend doesn't know how to start the conversation about your monster side
For some reason, he can't bring himself to do this
It's kinda ironic, considering that you both were in the same organization
"Why didn't you tell me that you were also a part of the House of Evolution?" he suddenly asks, being surprised at his own spontaneity
Your face goes pale as you put down your drink
"I... I..." you start opening and closing your mouth, feeling your mind going blank due to stress. "How do you know?"
Zombieman tells you the truth and that he himself once was a member of this organization
"I didn't know you were from there too... I was afraid you wouldn't accept me..."
He gives you a confused look, pointing out that he's literally a walking corpse
That he's pale, his heart doesn't beat, his eyes are red, and his body regenerates itself
Of course he'd accept you! How else?!
He apologises for causing you stress and reassures you
"Another reason why I didn't tell you about this... is that I want to leave everything in the past. I want to live a new life as a normal person. With you", you add
The hero can only understand and respect that
He's more than happy to leave everything behind and start living with you from scratcht❤️🩹
It was the day you both revealed yout deep secrets
You and King are on your way back home from the anime shop
Happy about getting new merch, you discuss your plans for the rest of the evening
But you're interrupted by a monster that appeared out of nowhere
People run away to a safe place
You want to join them, but when you see your boyfriend standing in the same spot, you decide to stay
After all, King is the Strongest Man on Earth!
He'll easily defeat the monster, so you shouldn't be worried
Hearing King's Engine, you smile confidently and wait for your boyfriend to finish dealing with the creature so you can go home
"Do you know that I'm King, the S-Class Rank 5 professional hero? Known as 'The Strongest Man on Earth'?" he threatens the monster
But it doesn't care, preparing its attack on the man
"So the monster chose death", you think to yourself
It launches an attack, but King doesn't move an inch
Soon, you realise that he isn't going to defend himself or attack the creature
What the hell?
In the next moment, you transform into a monster
Luckily, you're quick enough to protect your boyfriend
And then you kill the monster with one punch
After transforming back to your human form, you turn around to check King
His legs give out, and he falls on his rear
His pants are wet
His face is twisted with fear
His body is shaking
His breath is erratic
Tears stream down his cheek
You start approaching him in order to reassure him
But he hugs himself more, begging you not to kill him
"Huh? Why would I hurt you?"
"Because you're a monster!"
You grimace, hearing these words
It stung
You kneel down in front of King and explain that even though you're a half-monster, you're friendly and don't want to harm anybody
Soon, he calms down and tells you the truth about himself too
This surprises you, but at the same time, you kinda suspected that
Then both of you realise that people might see you and question you about what happened
Because the hero is lying on the ground and shaking with fear
And you're covered in monster's blood
So you decide to run back home so no one will witness you
Later at your shared apartment, you have a talk and apologise to each other for hiding the truth
Both of you want to protect each other, and that's why you'll never let anyone know about your secrets😽
