Fey

She/Her, professional deer in headlights

[baoxie]

hong hua / eshmel

[lea-knows-the-devil]

teach your friends this NEW secret handshake! it goes like this:

touching tips

scissoring

foxgirls kissing

[textsfromtheemblem]

"I have something to ask of you."

[strange-aeons]

FATHER STRANGE !! DELTARUNE FANDOM MASS FOOD POISONING EVENT JUST HAPPENED IN TORONTO

SO I HAVE HEARD

[feycourtlibrarian]

[tgirl-tamag0tchi]

Transfem peter parker

[catraposting]

This...?

(found it here, no idea who the artist is)

[screenshotsofdespair]

[loveridden1999]

shell of a person is such an apt description like yeah i feel exactly like that rn

[cleanturnssmartgirlsdumb]

you need daddy to complete you

[loveridden1999]

daddy needs to be euthanized

[mewsmeme]

marina

[pyrogina]

im fuckin crine he DID IT!!!! 😭

[sobblefan]

This was a cold open to a youtube video and I am crying LOL

(video here)

[whereserpentswalk]

Fuck hostile architecture, I want unhostile architecture. I want benches to be designed to be as easy as possible to sleep on. I want little places for pigeons to nest to be purposefully put on buildings. I want people designing public spaces to think about what they'd be like to skateboard on. I want "Please loiter" signs. I want people to be kind. I want...

[cosmicretreat]

[dee-the-red-witch]

This is just how magic works, honestly.

[terrifiedmouse]

The beach scenes gave me a terrible idea

[mx-trap-house]

gideon vs cytherea fight was literally hydrogen baby vs coughing bomb if you think about it

[mclennonyaoi]

reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney

[mclennonyaoi]

Elon Musk Didn’t Want His Latest Deposition Released. Here It Is.

Musk is being sued for falsely suggesting a 22-year-old Jewish man was part of a neo-Nazi brawl.

Elon Musk Deposed In Lawsuit For Falsely Linking Jewish Man To Neo-Nazi Brawl

Elon Musk was deposed in a recent lawsuit for falsely linking a 22-year-old Jewish man to a neo-Nazi brawl. Musk, who attempted to keep the

PLEASE read this

[mclennonyaoi]

[mclennonyaoi]

[mclennonyaoi]

[mclennonyaoi]

bankston is my HERO he’s tearing these people apart

[mclennonyaoi]

damn

[mclennonyaoi]

HE LEFT

[mclennonyaoi]

????

[mclennonyaoi]

oh my god

[mclennonyaoi]

KILL HIM

[mclennonyaoi]

he is DONE.

[mclennonyaoi]

HELP ME .

[mclennonyaoi]

wow. ok.

[mclennonyaoi]

[mclennonyaoi]

genuinely first two pages he says that he thinks ben’s lawyer is the one who is actually suing him and admits he has no clue what the lawsuit is about .

[mclennonyaoi]

doing a reread now this is so cunty

[mclennonyaoi]

goddamn .

[cryptotheism]

fun fact: the Mr. Bankston here is Mark Bankston, the same lawyer who absolutely ruined Alex Jones during the Sandy Hook trial.

[ex-libris-craux]

how in the fuck did the muskrat's attorney pass the bar

[ruffboi-mags]

Mark Bankston is gonna make me fucking SWOON.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

I don't think Mark can ever top "INDEED, MR. JONES, INDEED" and "AND THAT IS HOW I KNOW YOU LIED TO ME" from the first Sandy Hook trial in Texas (not to be confused with Chris Mattei, the attorney in the Connecticut trial), but this part

MR. SPIRO: Do you give these lectures at all of your depositions? MR. BANKSTON: I do, and you can watch them.

is ESPECIALLY hilarious to me having listened to multiple depositions Mark has had to take in the Sandy Hook case, where he has needed to lecture EVERY. SINGLE. ATTORNEY. at some point in the case about how they're violating Texas Rule XYZ, because they all, to a one, did something seriously ethically questionable during the deposition.

like, YOU CAN WATCH/LISTEN TO HIS DEPOS. HE DOES HAVE TO GIVE THOSE LECTURES EVERY TIME. IT'S NOT EVEN A JOKE.

[runasulienadanika]

it's Pal's "i can't bear the thought of using you" vs Cam's "Totally Ok With Being Used. Extremely Fine With It. Willing, Even." gigant forehead tatoo.

meanwhile Harrow holds a huge sign saying "i don't want to eat another soul can i please not have another soul on my conscience i already ate you alive i don't want to do it again" and Gideon wears a tshirt with "EAT ME. eatmeeatmeeatmeeatme" printed on it. they're both blindfolded.

[c-53]

Its kind of adorable how Lapp is like so insistent that no matter what you’ll be best friends forever, and is so sweet and vulnerable with you and then the second he gets his memories back he’s like. UM, FORGET I SAID ALL THAT <3 and makes the most nothingburger attempt on your life with no chances of actually hurting you or putting you in peril. Like its 100% an ‘its not you its me’ break up

[c-53]

I see you doing the greirat squat, representing a desire to emulate him and his kind selflessness. I know you took the blank slate as an opportunity to embody the sincerity and bravery that you were subconsciously jealous of. I know you were cute and nice and meant it, you dibshit

[c-53]

he kicks you down the ONLY way forward that otherwise would be a pain in the ass to distinguish from all of the other drops. On my third run thru the area I realized he’d been brusquely making sure I solved a tricky maze. Like ok. Getting your memories back made you tsundere GOT IT. He’ll even help with the next boss. RIDICULOUS BEHAVIOR