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• change da worl, my final message

Thanks for stopping by, beans!

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Hi again, beans!

To anyone migrating from my old blog, hello bean!! It’s good to see you!

I will never delete anything on my old blog, I know some people like to reread some of those old fics, so fear not! FF-imagines lives on in our hearts, and reblogs lmao. Going forward I’m just gonna write whatever fandom pops into my noggin. Hopefully I’ll be more consistent than I used to be, but shit happens.

I’m gonna look through my old inbox and write some fics/headcanons based on those and post it all here to start with. Hate how I kinda left you all hanging for like 2 years, but I know you guys get it, adult life just keeps fuckin coming lmao.

Thank you to everyone who enjoyed my writings, I really hope you’ll continue to do so.

- lichen (momma tofu) <3

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Hey there guys!

It’s been a very, very long time since I’ve posted here. I think you guys can tell from the longer and longer hiatuses that I’m just not really feeling this blog anymore. Food fantasy will always have a place in my heart, but it’s just not what I’m wanting to really write anymore. Along with just the lack of time for fun stuff that comes with being an adult.

BUT! I still want to write, of course. And so, I started a new blog that’s gonna be multi fandom. That way I won’t get burned out like I did here. If you wanna follow me there, I’d love to see some original beans pop up there. If not, no worries. I’m just glad you all enjoyed FF-imagines as much as you did, truly. I won’t be deleting this blog or anything, so fear not if you still have some favs on this blog.

As the final post on this blog as “momma tofu”, I just want to say: I’ll miss this blog, and foodfan in it’s hay day. I really loved interacting with all of you over a shared thirst for anime food, no matter how funny of a concept all of it was, lmao. Thank you, baby beans. It was a pleasure exploring the world of Tierra with you.

- momma tofu <3

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I definately noticed, i reread it every so often (its my favorite FF fanfic) and was surprised! 👉👈 It was good before but now the pacing is so much better!

fr???? That’s so sweet!!! 🥺😭 Im glad you like it better, I generally like most of my stuff but sometimes some of the lines just make me kinda cringe a bit in hindsight lmaoo

I’ve also gotten a bit comfier writing nsfw fics bc before it was just a bit awkward for me I guess lmao. Now a days I’m freely horny and on the loose tho

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Can I share my nsfw headcanon here (minors dni lol)?.. I'm just thinking about how Whiskey uses his snakes during sex like... Tentacles. It's a very cursed hedcanon, but I wanted to share it

Ok ur a genius, ur brain is so large bean holy shit

I have no idea how that would work but now im going off the rails a bit and thinking ab naga whiskey,,,,,

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Hey I'm just curious what other works besides here kitty kitty have you rewrited?

Uhhh I’ve just been kinda going down my masterlist and fixing up things I don’t like, I couldn’t name them specifically bc it’s been quite a few now. Mostly the hc lists bc that’s a majority of my content!

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What attracts and interests you in those characters you wrote about (blobster, tofu twins, gluten, peking, whiskey, and so on)?

Hmm. I think it’s because they were some of the originals and/or mega important story wise. That’s what first made me aware of them. Character design also has to do with it. I have an ick with the more recent characters where their design is very complicated and intricate, which isn’t a bad thing! It’s just not what I personally prefer. I prefer more simple designs, with a limited color pallet. I also just tend to like villains, lmao.

I think the size of this fandom also has something to do with it. We’re a small fandom and it’s much more fun to build up a fun characterization with the limited content we’re given from this game with you guys! I’ve just been playing around with the tofu twins, Boston, and whiskey since….. well… since 2019. Wow, crazy to actually think about how long it’s been since I started this blog, lmaoo.

In short, I love these guys because you guys do, and it’s much more fun to play around with my writing with a small, respectful fandom. Love you beans!

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Which of all the characters you wrote about was the hardest to come up with something about? Who was given more difficult in writing and in getting into character?

Hmmm. I haven’t tackled soufflé a lot because to me he’s pretty hard to write, because in his very nature he’s unpredictable. It can make some of the twists in his character… ironically…. Predictable in a way. If there’s one thing you can expect in an unstable character to be- it’s unstable. It makes some of that characterization uninteresting because well, he just becomes another unpredictable unhinged guy. It’s a hard balance I’m not sure I’ve even managed to do well!

I think it took me a while to land on a Blobster characterization I liked too, I honestly don’t know why he took me a sec. My best friend also writes and I consulted him on a lot of what he thought, and we both loved the final product for the nsfw alphabet lmaoo. Ily bestie mwuah.

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what do u think about brandy?

I like him! He’s cool looking and his voice lines are p interesting. I don’t know his lore so some of his likes don’t have a lot of context but lyke uh well lmaooo.

Also what’s with Elex dropping a bunch of rly possessive souls lately??? I’m here for it, they’re feeding me well 👹

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Did you update your "Here, kitty kitty" fic? Or am i imagining things? I could swear its better than when i read it last?

Lmaoooo I actually did!! I’ve been trying to slowly do some rewrites, I didn’t actually expect someone to notice! Glad you like it better, I do too!!

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I'm so glad you're back, to be honest, I thought something had happened to you, but it's good that you're all right. Good luck to you in college by the way.

Im all good here, just mentally tired but that’s expected of college lmao. Thanks bean!!

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What do you find interesting about yandere characters? I'm just curious

That’s a pretty good question, and tbh one I’ve kinda asked myself a few times as well. Honestly I couldn’t tell you for sure what it is about specifically yanderes that I like so much, but I’m someone who’s always been drawn to topics that you could consider dark or morbid -like yanderes ofc- but I’ve also been a big fan of horror games and slasher movies for years. Thomas Hewitt is my fav slasher, if anyone’s wondering lmaoo. I think it’s just fun to imagine being in bad scenarios that you would never want to actually be in because you get to explore the them in a safe way.

I’m a big fan of the Dan Olsen, he’s a youtuber who runs the channel Folding Ideas, and he had a great way to sum this up in his first video review of Fifty Shades of Grey. (they were very funny reviews, love u Dan.) He mentioned the game Lady Killer in a Bind, saying “in a video game you effectively have the ultimate safe word- you can exit the program at any time and it will stop instantly.” I’d like to think of my love of yanderes the same way, exploring the dark side of fiction in a way that me and my readers have the ultimate safe word- choosing to stop reading and close the app.

There’s prolly some study on this stuff and some interesting writings on why people enjoy imagining themself in awful situations, but that’s just my (very unscholarly) two cents. Anyway, thanks for this question, gave me some good food for thought!

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Yandere HC: Spicy Gluten

My take on a yandere Spicy Gluten. Just a heads up, yandere Gluten is…. Well, she’s not very nice.

Mature content, Minors dni.

The basics:

• ok she’s mean. Straight up she’s a meanie.

• she’s the type to really try her best to push you away.

• like, not in a “haha nooo Jason stoppp haha” kinda way in a “go away I legit hate you” way.

• if you’re an actual saint and still extend an olive branch for a friendship, she’s intrigued and impressed.

• still mean though.

• her liking to you starts as just an acceptance that you want to be in her life.

• eventually the thought process goes to “well, if they wanna stay with me so damn bad, I guess I’ll just make them one of my personal possessions.”

• the more time she spends with you, the more she gets a taste of what it’s like to be treated nicely… she’s keeping you. End of story.

• the whole reason she likes you so much is because she likes being needed, it’s nice to have a little human need her protection and her attention, it’s nice to coddle someone who depends on you.

• she does her best to degrade to a point where you need someone to build you back up- and luckily for you, that’s when she steps in with her silver tongue.

• a unique trait is that she sees you as her actual possession. A person, yes, but a possession none the less.

• she does not feel the typical “yandere obsession” that you’d expect, she just doesn’t like when peope fuck with what belongs to her.

• surprisingly she’s also extremely jealous. possibly even more surprisingly, she doesn’t ever blame that jealously on you. The other party gets her full punishment, while she whisks you home where she can worry over you in her own condescending way.

• god forbid the offending party touched you. If they are ever found it would be in pieces.

• it’s less of a trust in you as an assumption that you could never be stupid enough to think that would ever accomplish anything.

Do they kidnap?

• sorta. She isn’t above kidnapping, but she’d much rather you stay close to her according to your own wishes. It just kinda feeds her pride.

• if you start to fight against her she has no qualms taking you away from everyone else and keeping you in the Anti-Human League hideout- which means more of her friends can keep an eye on you.

• which means Boston lobster in gonna be your baby sitter. And he can be even meaner than she is, if you’re not careful.

• for your own interest, be careful lmao.

What are their rules?

• She has an extensive list of what she expects from you, but the list is mainly there just to wear you down.

• most of the rules are really weird, sometimes contradict, and most importantly- virtually impossible to achieve all of them daily.

• that’s the point though, she’s just looking for an excuse to punish you and get her point across.

• that point being, fall in line and do what she says.

• with time the list simply becomes be good, don’t fight against her, don’t run.

What are punishments like? Would they ever purposely hurt you? Would they regret it?

• yea like I said she’s fuckin mean.

• most of her punishments come in the form of degradation, or at least, harsher degradation than usual.

• the worst of punishments are really only reserved for the worst of behavior, like physically attacking her or trying to run.

• then it gets to physical punishments, she doesn’t carry a whip around just to be scary. She knows how to use it.

• she feels no remorse for giving you punishments. In her eyes you simply should have known better than to test her.

How do they react to escape attempts?

• …. Poorly.

• I fear for your kneecaps. Legitimately.

• lots of guilt tripping and very sharp words, and eventually she just… ignores you.

• no degradation, no more punishments, no attention.

• she waits for you to break out of loneliness and apologize on your own. She’ll feign like she’s thinking about whether or not to forgive you, but she always will. She likes you too much, unfortunately. (For her, it’s very fortunate for your situation lmao.)

Nsfw hc?

• oh boy

• she is the ultimate teaser/edger.

• she tends to really tie you tight, rile you up to a point of desperation, and then just… leave for a while.

• she really likes to drive the point home that you need her, for everything.

• she likes to inflict a little pain, but it’s not as extensive as you’d think.

• she prefers to save intense pain for actual punishments- speaking of which, she isn’t above giving painful sexual punishments.

• impact play, candle wax that’s just a little hotter than usual, and overstimulation to the point of actual pain are her go-to’s.

• wouldn’t reject knife play if it gets her point across.

• overstimulation is fairly common, but never to the… degree it’s given in punishments.

• she’s a dacryphilliac for sure.

• her ultimate kinks are that she loves to make you go brainless, and she loves to make you beg.

• adores getting you to point where you can’t even babble one coherent word and then demands you to beg her for more. It’s just so cute seeing how you sputter for a grasp on basic language.

• loves toys. whatever tool gets you to cry faster, she’s using it.

• she loves to ghost her fingertips and lips around your neck and shoulders to find all the little places where you’re most sensitive to attack with bite marks. The bruises she leaves are intense, she likes them to last a while.

What are the quiet moments like?

• quite nice, all things considered.

• as time wears on they happen more often too.

• as long as you behave, of course.

• she loves to feel your shock as she touches you kindly, giving a rare word of praise.

• even if she’s cold hearted and mean, the moments where she gets to build you back up and savor your need for gentle affection is what she really basks in.

Her skin always ran warm. Like holding onto a mug of lavender tea in the morning. You let your eyes fall closed as her hands came to brush a lock of hair that has fallen in front of your face, perfectly relaxed as your head lays on her lap.

You breathe slowly, enjoying this moment of respite. Sighing deeply, you felt your conscious mind slipping away from you as Gluten ghosted her fingers down your side to rest at your waist, tracing little patterns into your side.

Peaceful. She thinks. So peaceful, comfortable. How had you let yourself ever get comfortable within her grasp? You don’t think even you know what had drawn you to the woman who loved to degrade you, to own and control you.

Or perhaps that is precisely what it was.

You’d been exceptionally good lately. Despite a voice in the back of her mind chastising her for this moment of softness, she couldn’t bring herself to punish you for finding comfort with her.

Whispers of venom lingered in her thoughts as she stroked your skin with her thumb. Humans leave. Humans die. Humans live to hurt you, hurt others, hurt other humans. The familiar image of a girl, a simple orphan looking to help those around her conjured within her mind. A familiar image of other humans taking the girl away from Gluten, of inflicting immeasurable pain, of the girl she knew fading away before her eyes.

Her arrival to your restaurant was unexpected, your acceptance of her even more so. She found herself even more aggravated by the notion that you didn’t hate her, that she couldn’t hate you for everything she tried.

The insults, the fighting, the many, many times she’s simply given you a cold shoulder. None of it worked. You always… tried. Always tried for her.

She’s remembered the first time she allowed you to come close to her, truly close. She’d found you outside, sat in the grass with your knees tucked to your chest, even from afar she could see the way you shook from the force of your sobs, through your obvious attempts to be silent.

She has no idea why she approached you, why she lowered herself to sit next to you in the disgusting mud and brought your head to rest on her chest. She hasn’t the slightest clue why she didn’t sneer and laugh at you for how much harder you cried as you clung to her, feeling an arm snake around you to pull you closer while the other hand brushed away the strays hairs that clung to your tear stained cheeks.

She should have laughed. Should have watched as you sniffled and cried at her feet, she should have made you cry even worse.

Something twinged in her chest as she felt her skin grow wet from your sobs. She didn’t know at the time who had made you upset, but she would. And they would never get the chance to make you upset again.

Another sigh left you as your mind finally slipped into a calm slumber. Looking down to your sleeping face, she traced her finger along your jaw, slipping a hand under your head to gently reposition your neck into a more natural angle.

You weren’t fading away. Not like the others. She wasn’t wrapped around your finger, no. You were wrapped around hers. She’d made sure that you’d needed this, needed the feeling of her skin. She’d made sure that when you thought of fear, when you thought of anger and despair, you thought of her. She’d made sure that when you thought of gentleness, when you thought of warmth and softness, you thought of her. Gluten had made sure that every thought and feeling you had relied on her. Living without her would never grace your mind again. And while she’d never tell you, living without you would never grace hers again either.

It's just such a nice feeling to be totally and utterly relied on, Gluten internally remarks to herself.

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Cannot stop looking at this meme and thinking ab how this is absolutely something the tofu twins would wear

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,,,,, hey I'm so sorry if I'm bothering u but how about Lobster with innocent MA. 👉🏻👈🏻👉🏻👈🏻👉🏻👈🏻

Plssss. He’s having the worst day of his life.

Also in my mind innocent MA means they’re hopelessly clueless ab romance but still affectionate bc hey, they’re just a cutie like that.

• mister Dommy McDommerson who lives on Dommerson lane is NOT having a good time for one simple reason

• most people recognize that he is not to be fucked with, and he is not someone who lets people order him around.

• enter: some random human without a thought in their head coming to pamper him bc they just find him so cute

• ????????? Bruh he’s killed ppl????? Who cares new skrunky just dropped

• now, this is the worst possible time line- however, flirting with you is equally funny and frustrating

• funny for other people that is. Spicy gluten is mostly who “other people” refers to.

Boston curls his lip into a smirk as he corners you into the restaurant, letting your eyes flicker to the inhumanly sharp canines he swipes his tongue over before he lets a huff of amusement leave his chest.

“Do you smell that?” He raises an arm to the side of your head and leans down to reach your height, chuckling again before continuing, “this intoxicating fragrance is my secret weapon of seduction.” He lets his voice lower and he knows you can feel the way the air buzzes between the two of you. He’s never met a human he couldn’t sway to give him his way, he wasn’t intending to let that streak end now. As his eyes met yours, looking between your widened eyes and parted lips, he knew he’d fina-

“I dont smell anything but my damn bread burning. Now move, you overgrown sea spider!”

Slipping under his arm, you raced across the restaurant to reach the kitchen before the now sleeping pancake could leave the abandoned loaf to start a fire… again. Boston, still in his original position, recovered slowly with widened eyes- eyes that snapped to find the source of the muffled laughter to his side. There he finds Spicy Gluten, hand covering her mouth as she desperately tries to conceal her laughter. Boston straightens up to his full height, turns from her and opens his mouth to bark an insult at her, but in his embarrassment he can only give a weak “you saw absolutely nothing, Gluten.”

He leaves the room just as Spicy Gluten breaks into a fit of laughter.

• if anyone adores you for having this clueless quality, its Spicy Gluten and Green Curry. As much as they adore and admire Boston, its a rare treat that anyone leaves him completely speechless.

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ayo i see you're back, how are ya? plan on writing anything anytime soon or ya just gonna vibe a bit? either way, it's nice to have ya back.

Oh yea. I’m actually bacc baybie. I do have writing plans! At the moment I’m avoiding writing smut, no particular reason, just haven’t been in the mood to write that stuff. I’m more feeling like I’m gonna be on a fluff streak.

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I was wondering if you had any comfort characters in Food Fantasy! I would like to draw them (although my drawings arent the best) and uh show you the drawing-- (if i find out how tumblr works out)

Oh i for sure have adopted salt and pepper shrimp in my little skrumpky comfort character corner. Gotta love boston too, he’s just such a softie. (Once you thaw those walls down, ofc.)

Id love to see your art work! It doesn’t have to be FF either, id just love to see what the beans are cooking up these days.