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@ffschris it's chris not christian -- unless you have an extreme desire to get punched in the face

[aestheticrhythms]

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[totallyxmuses]

All I know is that I’m five seconds from punching you in the face, Christian.

[ffschris]

Oh wow, I'm terrified. Though I bet your bark is worse than your bite.

[masonfuckingcloverfield-blog]

Uh, no. Like..I think I see the problem— I don’t know, you look about 5”11… I just didn’t know they stacked shit that high.

[ffschris]

Wow, I bet it took you all night to think up that one. It's charming, really.

[oopsemma]

I know plenty. And you should.

[ffschris]

Yeah, okay. Whatever you say, Princess. Well I don't and it doesn't matter.

[totallyxmuses]

I’m not a bitch, asshole. Don’t call me out of my name when you don’t even know a thing about me.

[ffschris]

Ooo, I'm an asshole. Burn. Yeah, I don't know you neither do I care. All I know is that you're a bitch.

[masonfuckingcloverfield-blog]

No, no, it’s not that. Something is wrong with you, but it’s not me. It’s.. I think it’s something else. How tall are you?

[ffschris]

Oh wait, I know what you're talking about. I suffer from decrensco. It's a disease where I gradually shrink and get younger -- just like The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.

[ohevie-deactivated20140617]

I wasn’t carrying a door, Chris. I hit someone on my way out of the store. You know, that side door that always sticks?

[ffschris]

Oh, okay then. Sounds like the person you hit was either blind or just too graceful. Uh, no? I don't.

[oopsemma]

I’m seventeen and I’m pretty sure I know a hell of a lot more about this than your mother.

[ffschris]

Wow, seventeen, that must mean you know everything there is to know. Well maybe you do, but I don't care.

[masonfuckingcloverfield-blog]

Something wrong with you?

[ffschris]

Yeah, it's you. You're annoying me.

[ohevie-deactivated20140617]

To whomever it was that was hit with a door at the corner store, I’m so sorry. I didn’t see you, and I couldn’t stick around to find out who you were.

[ffschris]

Why were you even carrying a door in the first place?

[masonfuckingcloverfield-blog]

Thought you were someone else. Never mind.

[ffschris]

Exactly.

[totallyxmuses]

Excuse me? What the hell did you just call me? 

[ffschris]

You're excused. Oh, I called you a bitch, like the female dog.

[oopsemma]

Someone as immature as you really shouldn’t be allowed to be making choices like these. Especially when you’re picking the stupid option.

[ffschris]

Wow, you're really starting to sound like my mother -- so shut the hell up already. You're like twelve, get over yourself.

[masonfuckingcloverfield-blog]

Seriously, you’ve got to stop trying to talk to me.

[ffschris]

What? Why would I even want to talk to you?

[totallyxmuses]

Too bad that you are still here then. Please if I had a split personality disorder, I wouldn’t waste it stealing dogs. Probably jewelry.

[ffschris]

Nah, I think you'd be stealing dogs -- female dogs to be exact. Mainly because it'd be symbolic since you're such a bitch.

[oopsemma]

Fine. My name’s Emma Marie Sawyer. Now I’m not a complete stranger and I really think you should rethink.

[ffschris]

Okay, cool. I'm rethinking and my answer is -- no. Nope, no, nein, nah.

[oopsemma]

Agree to disagree. I think a lecture would do you a load of good, but it looks like you don’t agree.

[ffschris]

The last thing I want right now is a complete stranger lecturing me. Yup, agree to disagree, right?