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Tell me that you feel this, and I won't give up.

[gdistylez]

I don’t think Cujo is all that bad — but maybe it’s just me.

[ffsjesy]

Teach me your ways, Harry. How can you even start to handle that movie well?

[anselhmu]

Is it normal for a twenty year old guy to lie in bed having a Dance Moms marathon?

[ffsjesy]

It's really not. But, being normal is vastly overrated, dude. Haven't you ever seen Halloweentown?

[ffsjesy]

I'm a horror movie fanatic. So much so that they don't even phase me anymore. But there's one movie that will forever be the death of me. I watched it once; I refuse to watch it again. Cujo. If you can handle Cujo, I applaud you. 

[goodishmusic]

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[elfck]

No doubt about it. Clumsy gals unite! Right? Otherwise it’s like you’re dating a brick wall.. how boring. Well, if you wound up in jail, it’d be like Orange is the New Black! And yes, that looks extremely unpleasant at times, but.. it could be worse.

[ffsjesy]

You're always right. I'm learning to accept this. I don't even like Orange is the new black --  yet here I am agreeing with you, anyway. You're so agreeable, curse you.

[dimply-ash-deactivated20141212]

Alright, who has seen the new TMNT movie? I need someone to fangirl with.

[ffsjesy]

I cannot say I have, if I wanna be honest. But would it make you feel better if I said I did?

[elfck]

I’d say that I’d love to meet her too, but knowing my luck, I’d probably trip and fall and the embarrassment would only be worse because of my company. All because a girl tripped and fell? Quirks are so fun, though! At least, I tell myself that. You so should’ve. How fun would that have been?

[ffsjesy]

We are one, it's official You're right, quirks are fun. Definitely when that's all you have. I might have ended up in jail, so not as fun as you would think. 

[jaiiisms-deactivated20160116]

Jessica Nelson; since when did you become a Negative Nancy?

[ffsjesy]

I'm not negative! I'm just trying to find reason for my love life being -- well, shit. I'm sorry. I'll be chipper from here-on-out. How're you George?

[jaiiisms-deactivated20160116]

I guess coffee shop dates are just a no-go. I spilled hot coffee on a girls lap once. Needless to say I never heard from her again and she left her hand print on my cheek.

[ffsjesy]

Maybe it's not the coffee shops. Maybe we're just cursed, right?

[jaiiisms-deactivated20160116]

Wait, what? That’s not a proper date then. Did he pull your chair out or anything?

[ffsjesy]

It's no big deal, George. Although I can't say I've had worse dates. I'm just glad it's over.

[elfck]

You’re not alone at all, trust me. I’m pretty sure every girl has been there. And if they haven’t been there, then they’re clearly the most poised lady in the universe. Oh my god, are you kidding me? Ridiculous. You should have him reimburse you for your coffee and your time.

[ffsjesy]

I'd really like to meet the most poised lady in the universe. Maybe she can teach me a thing or two about not making a fool of myself. Eh, it's no big deal. He said he would call me but I have a feeling he was just trying to get out of there for I bit his head off -- for the record though, I wouldn't have done it in public.

[jaiiisms-deactivated20160116]

  Well did you at least get your coffee?

[ffsjesy]

Uh-- yeah. I did. We still went on our "coffee date", but I ended up paying. I know how to pick the winners, don't I?

[elfck]

Why does Jesy sound so much like this girl I know? Her name is Eleanor and I’m pretty sure she’s been in the exact same situation. But let’s be real here. If a guy lets a little stumble ruin a date, then he’s stupid, especially if the date is at Starbucks yet he still finds fault with it. Regardless, no dates means more Starbucks for yourself, so that Jesy chick should think of that and treat herself to a scone.

[ffsjesy]

I'm so glad I'm not alone, but you're absolutely right. I even bought his drink, like? If a guy can't appreciate that then he's definitely not a guy I want to associate myself with. I'll definitely tell her, thank you.

[ffsjesy]

Gather 'round ladies and gents because I have the shortest, most embarrassing story to tell you. Once upon a time there was a girl named Jesy walking with a guy she liked to Starbucks for their coffee date. Somehow, out of nowhere a stick appears in front of Jesy and she ends up tripping and falling to her knees. On the way down, she mutters "Oh dear" like the old lady she is. And that was when the date went down hill -- before it officially began. The End. If you get one thing from this story, feel lucky that you aren't that Jesy chick. Because this is a reason she doesn't date.