frogwent

where did he go?

[wokedogs]

system blog, if im fancy with it i will get overwhelmed and avoid it forever

so people exist maybe, and they may or may not talk

mostly we will annoy our friends

[theterribletenno]

I'm not going to fuck my computer

[forcekenobi]

as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

[forcekenobi]

sorry. only semi-related but i simply wasn't ready for "the sun is a distant gorilla". thank you NASA

[hyperchaotix]

[icarus-suraki]

[wokedogs]

@biblically-accurate-brother

[kosmogrl]

sorry I can’t hang out tonight. yeah I’m busy freaking out over things that might not even happen. yeah it’s gonna take a while

[discoursedrome]

The opposite of “the elephant in the room” is “the centipede in the room”: something that’s not actually an issue but everyone is freaking out about

[the-supernatural-atheist]

"riding my biggest dildo imagining it's you" ok i ah. hm. i don't quite know how to say this but. perhaps instead consider a thimble

[the-supernatural-atheist]

thats right folks. my peonis? cold and made of metal as fuuuuuck

[kairithemang0-fm]

Reblog if you're transmasc, support trans men, or want a chocolate chip cookie

[wokedogs]

i would like to bite

[wokedogs]

i can be trusted around limbs

[wokedogs]

i would like to bite

[morningstarwrites]

dropping hints

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[splattergutz]

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

[turnipfritters]

[stockholmgf]

Thanks for remembering that small detail about me. I am going to devote my body soul and spirit to you for the rest of time now

[wokedogs]

Shoutout to my friends who would never steer me wrong, like getting me to play dbd instead of trying harder to sleep

[wokedogs]

Me and my one hour nap vs this opening shift lets go

[6mayhem]

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon

[nekosaws]

reblog this to be an annoying faggot at ur followers

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