Afire Love

@fckkristi: Guess it's true, I'm not good at a one-night stand

[ffskristi-blog]

lol back here again forever missing this

i can't believe i didn't get all of your aims when this died i'm an idiot

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sometimes i just come on here and miss this rp

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shit shit shit i have a driving lesson tomorrow so i need to go to sleep like now because i'm shit at driving and wow this is gonna be bad. pray for me

[ayymichaelg-blog]

  I’m sure they could start a hashtag war about it. #MichaelIsSixtyPercentDick #MichaelIsNinetyTwoPercentDick. Those are long as fuck hashtags. I definitely do weigh enough to make it work, wanna try it?

[ffskristi-blog]

I hate to break it to you, but I don't think we're famous enough for hashtag wars unfortunately. Um how about no.  While I'm completely certain I could get you off of me that doesn't mean I want your fat ass anywhere near me.

[tylerrjoness-deactivated2017102]

  Are you trying to get me set up for public indecency. I bet you are. But no I’m kidding, that sounds like a better plan than staying in here all day. You want to come with? We could go kick someone’s mailbox down. Just kidding. Non violent. Let’s go feed the homeless.

[ffskristi-blog]

Hey, I'm always down if there's booze involved, let's just try and avoid doing anything that could potentially get us arrested. Now that some people actually know who I am I'm probably better off without a criminal record.  We can just like go around and befriend strangers while buzzed.

[ayymichaelg-blog]

  I’m just playing around, like I give a shit if I’m a whole dick or half a dick or whatever the fuck people are calling me on Twitter. It’s nothing to get pissy about. I’ll sit on you and make you sit in time out, girl.

[ffskristi-blog]

i really doubt people hating on twitter are smart enough to debate how much of a dick you are. Yo, you definitely do not weigh enough to make that work, so good fucking luck.

[tylerrjoness-deactivated2017102]

  Exactly. I feel like I’ve just been sitting around man it’s really stifling I’m stressed and edgy. I mean I can go into town but it’s all this fancy shit that I can’t afford. I think I just feel out of place. 

[ffskristi-blog]

I think you just need to get out of here for a little bit.  I mean you could always just grab a couple beers and get tipsy in town and dick around down there.  That way you won't have to buy anything but you can still enjoy yourself.

[ayymichaelg-blog]

  I’m not even a whole dick? The fuck? That just makes it worse. Go sit in the corner.

[ffskristi-blog]

Wow what the fuck, you're acting more sensitive than Tyler. I don't know how to handle guys and their ultra sensitive egos. And what if I say no? You ain't gonna force me into a time out.

[tylerrjoness-deactivated2017102]

  Yeah I’m sleeping fine. I think I might just be homesick you know…spending all this time in a giant house. Starting to feel a little suffocating, you know?

[ffskristi-blog]

Yeah I know what you mean.  It's weird cause I'm used to the city and always having something new to do, but here all I can do when I get tired of this place is go down to the beach.  I'd say you need to get out buy I don't know where you'd go.

[ayymichaelg-blog]

  Are you calling me a dick, Kristi, because if so, that’s not very nice and I’m gonna have to send you to time out.

[ffskristi-blog]

I mean you aren't like a completely dick, just like sixty-three percent of a dick. Oh come on, don't be that way, time out sucks, and besides, you can't really claim that what I'm saying isn't true.

[tylerrjoness-deactivated2017102]

  Man maybe. Maybe I’m growing a vagina. I have no idea man I just feel fragile, you know, like you just wanna fucking cry and kick shit for no reason?

[ffskristi-blog]

Fuck, maybe your pregnant or something, I'm pretty sure that's how pregnant people feel after all. Have you slept at all recently? The only time I feel like that is after staying up for a night or two in a row.

[ayymichaelg-blog]

  Yo, if we did that, I’d have to censor the fucking shit out of mine.

[ffskristi-blog]

Shit seriously? What are yours about? I feel like you couldn't get creative when insulting you, like all anyone could do is call you a dick.

[tylerrjoness-deactivated2017102]

I’m feeling extremely emotionally exhausted. I feel like a fragile flower right now I don’t know what’s wrong but if you’re going to be mean to me I might cry on you.

[ffskristi-blog]

Dude, are you on your period or something? Maybe you should consider eating a shit load of chocolate and taking a nap, that's what I do after all.

[btwjace]

  Let’s do it. I wonder who would read the meanest one.

[ffskristi-blog]

It's probably one of the girls, I mean after all, as a guy you're probably instantly loved as long as you're hot.

[lilstevierae]

  How did you know? I should have been more coy about it. Now the world knows my secret. Damn. Shit, really? Well, they’re full of crap. Luke’s probably not the innocent kid everyone thinks he is. I’ve never really talked to him much though. I couldn’t put a face to the name earlier.

[ffskristi-blog]

Shit sorry man, I was taking a guess. I didn't mean to expose you like that.  I mean he doesn't really act innocent, but I think the girls just like him cause he's rich and generally acts like a gentleman.  Oh have you not really interacted with him? I guess now that I'm thinking about it he does keep to himself a bit.

[summertbqh]

  Okay but you have to sit with me when I do in case they’re, like, really bad. I hate thinking people hate me. It makes me so sad. I don’t even want to read about people wanting Tyler’s dick. That would be weird.

[ffskristi-blog]

Of course I'll sit with you, I'll even read you a few of the ones I got sent if that'll make you feel better.  I mean, they're strangers over the internet, I wouldn't take anything they say to heart if I were you.  Why would it be weird?  I mean that kind of thing is kind of expected don't you think?