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Jakey serenades with Tiny Tim.

Burrito sings. JT aint got nothin on him.

Found this gem a while back, and had to have a photo with it

#babe #bean #burrito #smile #it was a good reminder #much needed #we have jobs now!

Yesterday was this cuties birthday! The big 20!!! He had a pretty simple day.. Woke up and got him a cake and went adventuring, then finally came home and he drank himself content 😄 I hope your day was good enough, all I have to say is that I'm somehow going to upstage it 1,000,000x next year..!

#babe #burrito #hes 20 #and im only 18 #it feels weird dating a 20yo #fuck it dude #lets go bowling #i really hope hes happy with me #and his bland birthday #😕

Some highlights of our Saturday! We went to warped tour, I took a photo with a member of We Came As Romans, found a new band we love and then drove to Cedar City to go attend a family members wedding! So adventure!

#babe #burrito #we had a lot of fun #he was nervous to meet my family #but there was no reason to be #btw #im gonna adopt #a cat #hes cross eyed #i need him

I totes did Burritos makeup. He's hotter than I could ever be

#babe #cutie #makeup #for days #cuuuuute #im not babe #just bean #burrito #bean

Kat

We may or may not have stolen our roommates cat named Kat...

#oops #didn't mean to #kat #cat #Merlin #roommates #under our bed #sorry guise

#dont even want to tag this #babe #chailleforpope2k15

Burritos highlight of the night.

#babe #i fuckin love him #we got way too drunk #and puked together #relationshipgoals #lol jk #fegget #fuckin queer

If this doesn't explain our relationship, I don't know what does.

#babe #we cute as fuhh #hella #412 #i mean 20 #blaez it #fegget #chailleforpope2k15

While I was being an adult at the bank, I figured out the chairs were weird as fuhhh! So naturally, I made my mom video me, as that happens one of the nice lady's that work there tells me she'll be right there to help me..!

#not babe #just bean #i was so damn embarrassed #lol #what are ya doin #fuck it #it was funny #no ragrats

Day Two:

Pretty much spent the days separately, woke up, burrito brought breakfast for us to eat in bed.. Showered and then he went to work, and I went home to go get more shenanigans... Waiting upon his arrival..!

#babe #we can be comfortable on our own #but being together is even better #ughhhh #i wanna see him #he's taking forever #chailleforpope2k15 #so many complain

I gotta tell you guys a story!

Soo.. Patrick and Noel are so lovely as to let us live in their home until we can find a place of our own. Since we moved in last night, of course we gotta do the do. Several times. Next morning. Obviously were naked, not having any sexual intention, watching Netflix. We hear a knock. Its Patrick. We hear him say through the door, "I'm making breakfast-" He begins to open the door! With such frantic, Burrito half yells, "don't open that door!" The door quickly shuts and Patrick repeatedly apologizing saying, "didn't mean to interrupt.." We go downstairs to help maek breakfast. We eat the breakfast and proceed to talk about different porn and sex toys. Day one: accomplished.

#babe #were living together #baaaaaaaaaabe #:D #asa akira #daaaayyyum #;D #kthxbaii #chailleforpope2k15

Here we are! Got our own Netflix profile!!!

#babe #this is a real thing #we made it #barely #now we can binge watch #gratuitous amounts of netflix #lol #jk #aint nobody got time for that

BTW, totes had sex as soon as we got into OUR new bed.

#babe #ignore the awkward faces #just bask in our sex photo #our room smells like sex #so bad #our genitals hurt #lol #no ragrats

We are OFFICIALLY LIVING TOGETHER! ITS A THING!!

#babe #were living together #like #for realsies #our room is hot as fuhhhk tho #worth #organized mess

Tomorrow we take a HUGE step as a couple... WE'RE MOVING IN! Wish us luck!

#living together #bean #burrito #one small step for bean #one giant leap for tortillakind #nailedit #packing sucks #oh well #worth it

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