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Did you purposely change the line where the the pitlane speed limit started so you could make Monaco interesting with all these penalties?

yes and we were within our rights

we are redoing rhe cost cap and driver pay scale based on this impirtant information

#obviously they will be getting neither because we support neither gay sex nor therapy

now that a 50G crash has occurred, as predicted by some of the drivers, will you consider changing the new f1 regs? i thought you guys “value safety”?

rest assured $afety is our greatest priority!

does the fia limit the amount of aura farming teams/drivers can do? is that the reason the ferrari livery is so ugly, mercedes has the most hideous front wing for its japan special livery and carlos sainz had to cut his hair, to, like, balance out their deficit in the aura farming budget?

whats aura farming? how can we implement it in the fia? if we dripped out mbs would that make people like him more?

imgoing to collect data on which fans are asking me to ban their rivals from the pad doc. I’m goingto make a spreadsheet.and then I’m going to publish that spreadsheet in an infographic so we can all see which fans have the least faith in their drivers abilities to win a race. and also so we can all see how good I am at infographics

if it isn’t fucked in ass then what Does it stand for? financially incentivized association?

well it could stand for that

hi fia can you please ban zac brown from the paddock forever? my reasons are he's annoying and orange is a really ugly color and i think you'd make a lot of money for it

some of you write messages to this blog like im a genie or even santa clause.. i am the fia socmed admin

i know that liam l*ws on leaked the information and he’s the mole. i mean look at his face, i just know it

oh what the hell. deploy the strike team

STOP CALLING US FUCKED IN ASS! !!!! THATS NOT WHAT IT STANDS FOR!!!!

Cant believe you guys actually cared enough about human life over your money and cancelled 2 races. I am disappointed in you FIA you have failed the how evil can FIA be test

it was about the money actually....fans were wroried about ""bombs"" or something and kept asking for refunds for their tickets, which is so inconsiderate because we already spent the money, what do you want us to do? cancel the c-suite spring san trope trip for the second year in a row?? undo all the renovations we just did to the fourth floor office? weve been using the new steamroom and sauna for a month, the manufacturer cant exactly uninstall it and take it back

so ya it is w great sadness that we are forced to cancel the saudi arabia and bahrain grand prixes to use the event booking fees to refund all the tickets....i hope you guys are happy...everyone should take the spring break to reflect on how much they appreciate the fia and all we have given you, and teams should take the break to fix their stupid ugly cars so they can finally shut up and stop complaining. and the fia obviously we will be in san trope

any infoemtion about the leak in the gdpa may be financially rewarded by us the fia if it helps us find out who it is doing that 👍 help us stop this

STOP SAYING THEYRE CHEATING

WHY DID YOU LET MERCEDES GET AWAY WITH IT

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why are you so intent on taking away good racing from fans? first, the regulations and now, alternating spa with catalunya.

bad racing is less expensive but you guys still pay the same amount to watch it so it’s better for the bottom line. hope this helps! #finance #ecenomics #businesstips #inspiring

will the mercedes employee currently crying in their car and blocking the valet lane kindly

LEAVE

thank you

how why does red bull weighing in on the merc engine situation affect your stance on the whole thing

imagine for a minute that you are a sports governing body hypothetically called the fia. imagine you are in charge of making the rules for a sport and none of the competitors like you because they dont like being told what to do. you spend years developing new rules just for them to walk all over them and disrespect you. every time they do that you have to do an investigation and write out a briefing and its really labor intensive and they hate you for doing your job

now imagine one of the competitors, lets call them red ball racing, came to you and said, i cheated. i know it was wrong. i saw the error in my ways. you were right. your rules are good and beautiful and im sorry for not respecting them. i changed my ways, but i know some people who didn't. heres a list. you can copy and paste it into your briefing. you dont need to do a 2 week investigation i have all the information right here. im sorry for wasting your time fia i love you fia and im grateful for you

why would that hypothetically affect your stance on the whole thing

thoughts on the willies missing barca? do you even Like barcelona testing.. wasn’t it private and behind your back and whatnot.. and importantly, are you taking care of the williams hamster ??????

thanks for your question loyal viewer! glad you care about testing so much! that makes one of us. regarding the williams hamster we have not seen it but have it on good authority that its hamster wheel is being used as a power generator over at williams hq to save on overhead. dont tell peta

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