[kaijuno]

catmouflage

[teathattast]

[peliydoritos]

[gingerbug]

*sighs, visibly frustrated* let me put this in words you can understand: meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

[ashenmind]

I hope every health insurance exec dies from painful and preventable disease

[ashenmind]

it seems not everyone is as patient as I

[occultbooks]

is this anything?

[papertowness]

hilson is so funny because if you stuck house in a time loop wilson would ask him “ wait … are you stuck in a time loop ?? “ after house stretched out on his office couch and spoke in riddles for a minute or two but if you stuck wilson in a time loop house would fuck around and do some insane shit after wilson told him and be annoyed that wilson knew the outcome every time

[azumangadaiohpanels]

[fishgummy]

new eevee evolution called ibuprofeon

[psychedelic-lemur]

[holdoncallfailed]

why does everyone want january to be over so badly. i thought we were all living in fear of the passage of time

[theotherwesley]

He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.

[oldwomanbay]

my goal for today is no instagram reels & read 20 pages of my book. no consequences if i don’t do that because you cannot hate yourself into becoming who you are

[texaschainsawmascara]

[charl0ttan]

if my doctors name was house i would wanna know his first name before he does any surgery on me. what if its haunted

[charl0ttan]

[parkerposey]

Guys I don’t think I want the body to keep the score anymore

[kaijuno]

[nothingweirdhere]

when they get shaved the new fur grows in darker than it would normally be cuz they’re colder in that area!

[digitaldiscipline]

you can (slowly) toast a siamese cat with a razor

[threeture]

Gradient creature who regrew the wrong color!!!

[seananmcguire]

Our bathroom sink had a drip. This wasn't an issue until my mother's Ragdoll spent so much time sitting in the sink getting dripped on that he developed a single dark spot exactly where the water fell.

[kosmogrl]

what do you mean I can't control everything, why not

[kosmogrl]

every time something slips out of my control an angel dies