The Strongest Umamusume

Princesses Maia | She/it | 20s My Art | My Writing I'm funny and cool and won't shut up “If she touches you, you'll melt right away, and looking in her eyes will drive you mad!”

[ashenbot]

riverbed petrology dog wants to be your buisiness partnerverrrry largemillion dollars ,,,,,,

[orthoscheme]

i'd kill a thousand billion pjackks for one more second of irish american chan

[werewolfetone]

My extremely controversial gaming opinion is that they should allow you to obtain meat in stardew valley and while I understand that the vast majority of people might not want to play with it I also think somewhat that the absence of any such mechanics in a farming simulator is a sign of broader disconnection and alienation from where food comes from etc

[werewolfetone]

>’Farming’ game

>Unable to raise animals for meat because that’s not ‘cosy’ enough

>Where do you think meat comes from in real life

[parkchanwoohoo]

I'm really trying hard to be a "It's everyone's first time learning something everyday" kind of guy but also if you don't know shit and you know you're, for whatever reason, a person who doesn't have context about something, why fucking talk. Like why are you talking. If you know you don't know what's being discussed why are you opining about it and getting confused when everyone is like, shut your empty headed mouth for the love of god? Are you ALSO learning for the first time that this is insufferable?? As though half the time these people aren't also insufferable pedants who'd blow a gasket if someone started talking about their loser hobbies wrong

[parkchanwoohoo]

"Here are my thoughts on this topic"

"You are completely off, you have gotten multiple basic facts wrong, you also lack x and y context"

"Well I didn't know that because I don't really involve myself in this topic" THEN SHUT UPPPPPPP OH MY GODDDDDDD

[morgan-monday]

WAKE UP, LESBIAN COUNSEL

DON'T FORGET TO BET IT ALL ON GAY AND TRANS GENDER RED.......

[divenlydecayed-deactivated20260]

Did you hear a new love language just dropped? yeah its crazy. Its called just fuckin biting them.

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

reblogging this but shaking my head the whole time to show i don't believe in love languages

[crowdokobolds]

Reblogging this while biting someone and shaking my head the whole time to rend flesh

[ashenbot]

i just love women

[lakemojave]

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

[trickstercarlos]

seeing trans women out in public is like warm sunlight washing over me it genuinely brightens my mood

[ashenmind]

really funny being an introject and searching up gifs of your source and like the second one is her taking her panties off

[enameledcoppergirl]

There’s an egg-shaped void in your lower abdomen and helpful girls around you are vying to help solve that

[emnesoi0]

the problem with visual novels is that they are novels, but they are almost exclusively sold on video game distribution platforms, which means that they're novels being read by gamers who are by and large entirely unequipped to critique that medium

[ashenbot]

who is your favorite japanese racehorse?

To be honest, I don’t know a whole lot of options, but I’d great appreciated a handshake from Maruzensky!

[ashenmind]

that would certainly be impressive

[ashenmind]

occasionally ashenblood says something really funny that has absolutely nothing to do with the topic at hand so i just add it to the queue as a separate post

[ashenbot]

who do you think will win the 2026 arima kinen?

At this point, I would have no idea.Will there be horses?

[ashenmind]

I really hope so

[ashenbot]

They should get some of the cool ones.

[ashenbot]

who do you think will win the 2026 arima kinen?

At this point, I would have no idea.Will there be horses?

[ashenmind]

I really hope so

[meangirlnurse]