The Strongest Umamusume

Princesses Maia | She/it | 20s My Art | My Writing I'm funny and cool and won't shut up “If she touches you, you'll melt right away, and looking in her eyes will drive you mad!”

[3000s]

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

[3000s]

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

[release-the-sheep]

just witnessed something devastating

guy on the subway with one ear pierced, little gold hoop. other guy on the subway very quickly and subtly googling "which one is the gay ear". it is not the gay ear. visible disappointment on his face as he puts his phone away.

[ashenmind]

cherrypicking is good actually cause you get cherries out of it

[ashenmind]

why is everyone lactating

[ashenbot]

what is your opinion on pigeons?

I am not an expert

the latest research seems to suggest that they are quite good at it

[ashenmind]

This is Yuletide. I has stolen this phone. Feed me or that cat gets it.

you literally have food in your dish

[deadworldsubmerge]

Im going to stink up this whole house

~~NUMBER ONE STINKLORD OF ALL TIME~~

YULETIDE

[ashenmind]

This is Yuletide. I has stolen this phone. Feed me or that cat gets it.

you literally have food in your dish

[ashenmind]

how do you set up something like a bot blog?

Post by @ashenmind

💬 0  🔁 0  ❤️ 10 · how exactly do you make ashenbot? We've been trying to make a shitposting bot on our faculty discord server trained on ou

do it however you like but that’s how I did it

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

[bored and trying to cause problems voice] if you think about it, the social role of the 'childhood friend' as commonly explored in stories is actually identical to the social role of the 'sibling'. observe how a parent figure is permitted to scold and lecture the 'childhood friend' as proof of closeness (and as proof of 'member of family'). as well, a common trope that emerges is 'realizing we are siblings actually'. thus, it's actually correct to understand this ship as incest.

[ashenmind]

getting publicly embarrassed by my opera o alter…

[ashenmind]

I’m not sure spirituality is required for different parts of you to have different self images…

[ashenmind]

you don’t have to believe in ghosts for different alters to experience amounts of bottom dysphoria and to picture themselves differently because of it, for example

[txttletale]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

i Literally told everyone who was catastrophjizing and developing insane comspiracy theories when the hybrid mana change was propposed, "wizards of the coast don't need to do an elaborate 5d chess trojan horse move to unilaterally alter the rules of Commander any time they want, they can literally just print cards". and i have never been more vindicated in my life lollll what did i tell youuu

[ashenmind]

I’m not sure spirituality is required for different parts of you to have different self images…

[porcelain-dollbones]

one of the more irritating aspect of tumblr is the masses of people who are absolutely desperate to Correct You or Prove You Wrong on any given post no matter how obviously light hearted it is. and then they aren't even right!

[is-the-fox-video-cute]

Imagine being so braindead that you think the UK being one of the most nature-depleted countries in the world is a good thing 🤡

[the-perfect-wagnerite-again]

wtf are you talking about, they didn't "deplete" the nature of their country, they cultivated their wilderness over centuries into some of the most idyllic pastoral landscapes in the entire world. And they did such a good job of it that the phrase "English countryside" is now synonymous with beauty and serenity and peacefulness. They didn't destroy their country's nature, they became its caretaker, they're right to be proud of it. All you're doing is pretending that the only kind of nature that should count is whatever is completely untouched by human hands.

[is-the-fox-video-cute]

The UK is literally ranked in the bottom 10% of most nature-depleted countries in the world. The 2023 State of Nature report shows just how dire the situation is. A third of UK bird species have declined since the 1990s, 97% of the UK's wildflower meadows have been lost since the 1930s, raw sewage is constantly being pumped into our rivers and seas with agricultural slurry also causing massive damage to rivers, three quarters of Britain's hedgehogs have been lost in the past 20 years and UK butterfly numbers are at their lowest ever, a sign of impending ecosystem collapse. Plus people in Britain are the most disconnected from nature in Europe.

Not to mention over populated deer destroying what little is left due to a lack of predators, 60 million non-native birds released for sport shooting every year, plus huge amounts of wildlife crime, including large numbers of birds of prey being shot/poisoned.

There is nothing beautiful about a sterile, ecologically damaged landscape that contains nothing but sheep and deer. Don't comment on something you clearly know nothing about. I live in England. I can see first hand just how dire the situation is.

[graaaaceeliz]

REBLOG TO ADD WE ARE NOW IN THE

BOTTOM 5%.

:)

[princessdraconic]

[trying to make you mad] well my breasts aren't even that big

[maidthings]

USER WAS MILKED FOR THIS POST

[virtualshrinemaiden]

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