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Why do my interests in canning, couponing, and homesteading overlap so often with blogs with titles likeĀ āThe Obedient Housewifeā?Ā
Like, Iām like, āI want to learn to make soap and farm,ā and suddenly I see 500 ātraditional familyā motherfuckers like no you are mistaken. I am just a simple lesbian anticapitalist looking to limit my consumerism as much as possible.
āthese fun crafts will keep your kids occupied until your husband gets home!ā no i want a clothespin crown for me
As a nerd who homesteads, let me share the data I have gathered!
First is my megalistĀ of homesteading-related links Iāve gatheredĀ over the years. Iām a mod over at r/homesteading and this is where Iāve put a lot of good sources (not all, admittedly some are still sitting in my bookmark folder waiting to be added). The search function at reddit is wretched, but thereās also been lots of good things Iāve shared there too. Please note that many of these sources are not actual webpages, but PDFs. Thatās not an accident, PDFs are where you find the really good in-depth stuff.
Many of my sources are from the Extension Service. They wonāt try to relate to you based on your lifestyle or sexual identity or religion or whatever, but due to that, they also wonāt be alienating you either.
The CooperativeĀ Extension ServiceĀ (US only) exists in all 50 states and in most counties. It is taxpayer funded. The Extension Service exists to help people become more self sufficient, for farmers to be more successful, for people to be healthier, for kids to be well adjusted, to figure out how to grow the best plants in your area, etc. Some county offices even offer cheap classes in things like gardening, canning, soap making, and theyāre taught by people with training in these areas (I once heard a great talk on composting from a soil scientist that way). Do you want to know what type of plant something is? Do you need help figuring out a plant disease or pest issue? You can now contact them online and get great info.
I HIGHLY recommend checking out your stateās extension service website, because they do offer different types of information, depending on what is grown/raised where you are (and how well funded they are). My county extension puts out a monthly gardening newsletter, which includes a helpfulĀ āthis is the time of the year to do ā-ā part.
Hereās an example from North CarolinaĀ - check out that left sidebar
Hereās an example from California - this website is HUGE so dig around
Hereās an example from New YorkĀ - they have a calendar at the bottom, showing how they have things like hydroponic and urban agriculture workshops coming up.
Interested in raising animals? Penn State Extension is really really good. They have tons of free materials and courses available online, some I pulled for my megalist at the top of this.
National Center for Home Food Preservation - they cover the important aspects of food safety, and also have some recipes. Many state Extension Service websites will have lots more recipes.
If you have kids, check out 4-H programs for them. Itās part of the local public school system here. If youāre homeschooling, you can also purchase their science-filled educational and self sufficiency materialsĀ (materials are divided by age ranges - Cloverbud Member: ages 5-8, Junior Member: ages 9-13, Senior Member: ages 14-19). One of my coworkers is in 4-H, sheās still in high school, and last year she raised an award-winning heifer.
Congress grants the money for funding these programs, and theyāre connected with various universities. Thereās a level of cutting edge scientific knowledge and academic rigor you donāt find in blogs or even most books. Thereās LOTS of homesteading books filled with outdated information likeĀ ātill the earth every yearā hell I still have older coworkers who do it and Iām trying to figure out how to gently tell them that theyāre destroying their soil that way, and that thereās better methods now, methods grounded in science.
Knitting - try this youtube series
DIY Crown - hereās a youtube video on how to make a mermaid crown
Hope this is helpful to someone out there.
HOLY FUCKIN SHIT BLESS
when i got home after the new years celebrations last night, i took off my boots and found this pin stuck in the bottom of one of them,, a good sign for the new year perhaps ? :-)Ā
My cats become aggressively cuddly whenever I'm visibly stressed out about a tight deadline, and though they are not at all helping the situation, I appreciate that they're trying to help.
[ID: #my cats will actively try and hinder me from doing things when im stressed #like full on jump in front of my legs like they're trying to take a bullet meant for the president #like sweet sweet baby I appreciate your efforts #but I would be a lot less stressed if I could walk down this hallway without being pursued by the worlds loudest heat seeking missile]
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In 2005, when Hovak Johnston heard that the last Inuk woman tattooed in the traditional way had died, she set out to tattoo herself and learn how to tattoo others.
What was at first a personal quest became a project to bring the art of traditional tattooing back to Inuit women across Nunavut, starting in the community of Kugluktuk.
With the rise of missionaries and residential schools in the North, the tradition of tattooing was almost lost. Now, there are HUNDREDS of Inuit women with traditional tattoos.
( photo taken from Inuit Tattoo Revitalization Project page)
Inside you there are two wolves
Had to illustrate what I envision literally every time I see this text post
i try not to judge people on their drink orders but a guy just paid £6.85 for the most disgusting beverage i have ever been forced to make. felt like i'd been complicit in a crime
matcha powder mixed with decaf coffee, vanilla paste, black pepper, turmeric and sugar syrup. it was a revolting shade of puke green and smelled like a foot.
I sent this post to my SO and they insisted on making it
how was it?
I refused to touch it with a 10 foot pole because I was scared, but SO says it was "horrendous", "so many layers of awful", and "the worst part is you can't get the flavor out of your mouth".
yeah that checks out
unfortunately i have to inform you that this guy is now a regular and forces me to recreate this beverage for him at least once a week. he calls it "the concoction".
Whatever face you made the first time brought him back
Potion of Extended Bad Taste created
Have you ever seen him drink The Concoction himself, op? I have a theory
the weirdest thing about all this is i don't even think he enjoys it??? the one time i actually saw him take a sip he 100% made an involuntary "yuck" face and then tried to cover it up by smiling at me and commenting on the weather. last time he came by i asked (out of morbid curiosity) "so what's it taste like?" and he visibly struggled for words before finally saying, "it's fine." and yet he keeps ordering it. every time. i do not understand this man
another one for the starbucks cryptid dictionary
never related to authors being like "childhood is such a blessed innocent time", catch me with that jane eyre shit like "such dread as children only can feel" and "I then sat with my doll on my knee til the fire got low, glancing round occasionally to make sure nothing worse than myself haunted the shadowy room"
Boss's wife upon hearing I'm a medieval scholar: Isn't it crazy all the things medieval people thought would stop the plague?
Me: *Fighting all my devils & angels not to bring up that she drank horse antiparasitic last year.*
Youāre a better person than I
there are three types of pigeon breeds: "just your average french fry thief," "a little weird but nothing to write home about," and "what the fuck"
all images from the american pigeon museum's breed gallery
normal dude. just loitering around the city. kinda funky, interesting colorway, but feral pigeons have plenty of variety. not really of any particular note, all things considered
u know, that oneās a bit of an oddity right there. in the realm of weird, yeah, but i can still connect point A to point Z
what the fuck. no, seriously, what the fuck is this. how did you get to this morphology via selective breeding. what led you to choose to continue this at each and every step. what.
bonus: why they ourple
you don't like pourple? šŖ coouu oocoou?
Night of Champions || May 26 - 2023
I was reading one of my childhood diaries the other day and there was a whole paragraph saying how hopeful I was that my writing will help the archeologists in the far future. Then it proceeded to describe my lunch that day and how my dog was probably secretly able to talk.Ā
#it IS of historical value#children's experiences are underrepresented in historical sources#it doesn't need well written or profound to be of historical value#comic#funny#art
I mean we love when we see that post about a kid doodling on their maths homework