He Is Not The Sun, You Are

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[blurchur]

Never let this die

[babyanimalgifs]

this cured my depression. my anxiety. my bills. my job. everything’s fine. i hope you have a good day

[gigglefitjunkrat]

not to be dramatic or anything but I would die for this goblin

[voiceofnature]

By Designlabexperience

[thewayoftheancients]

I dreamed with something like this once

[brambeag]

video games just aren’t what they used to be bro . no game nowadays is gonna ask u and ur companions to strip naked and walk thru fire in a big sacred temple so u can go scoop up some of a dead holy womans cremated corpse

[studentlifeproblems]

[justcatposts]

Pamper me hooman 

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[insomniac-arrest]

finding out that almost all other animals don’t have periods like we do and instead simply reabsorb the egg back into their uterine lining to reuse the nutrients is like finding out the rest of the class has been taking WILDLY easier tests than you for the whole semester

like, hey, cat why don’t you have to use your Cat Dollars to invest in tampons? And cat is just like: fuck that noise, my body is OPTIMAL for not being made of inconvenient nonsense, sucks to be you

wack.

[insomniac-arrest]

humans: hey, bleeding every month is actually really cumbersome and I lose both valuable nutrients AND fluids I need for survival? What the fuck is up?

evolution: yes, alright, but have you considered this about it? *cartoon blow horn noise* 

[what-even-is-thiss]

Human bodies suck for many reasons including but not limited to:

Periods

Bad backs

Permanent breasts that do not leave once baby is weaned

Dangerously large, unprotected, and non retractable male reproductive systems

Huge brain takes up way too much energy gotta eat more sleep less

Baby brain bigger than hips guess birth is life threatening now

Takes like 25 years for big brain to even finish maturing

[durzio]

•Teeth are critical to living, yet not designed to last more than a few years without constant intervention and upkeep, and don’t grow back if this is not accomplished. Also, losing your teeth means the bones in your ear will shift, and your hearing will worsen.

•Breathing, eating, communication all from the same pathway, major choking hazard. Give me a dolphin style breathing tube.

•Most pleasurable nerve endings on the body locating on the filthiest parts of you, guarenteed spread of bacteria.

•knees and shoulders have almost zero capability to heal correctly, once they break, they’re basically broken forever without massive outside influence.

[larariumluparum]

truer words

[hyperionangel]

absolutely nothing will top the video game experience of being SHIT at a video game but all the npcs you come into contact with are in awe of you for being the most amazing and talented person they’ve ever met

[hyperionangel]

the seven year old daughter of some npc i’m helping out: PAPA! YOU MUST COME MEET THE HERO WHO SAVED MY LIFE!

me, dropping a grenade on the ground accidentally and immediately blowing myself up:

[ittybittytatertot]

Pokemon is almost always the opposite of this. I’ll have 6 gods in my party and won the championship a half dozen times and some snot nosed kid with one diglet will still be like, “you think you can beat me?”

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

medusa, trying to turn you to stone, but you accidentally called her “melissa” when you first walked in and now you’re too embarrassed to look at her. “it’s alright” she keeps saying “i get it all the time” but you still won’t look. u don’t even remember the stone thing until later

[justcatposts]

watch til the end

[justcatposts]

CHONK 😂❤️ 

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[whitepeopletwitter]

[ukrainian-psycho]

I'm taking a bath with lights off and a lit scented candle, I thought it would be a nice relaxing experience but I feel like a draugr in a skyrim dungeon

[sombersquid]

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[whitepeopletwitter]

[cillianmurphy]

I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING MY MIND AFTER READING THIS PLEASE READ IT

[cillianmurphy]

READ PART TWO AND THREE BELOW !!!!!

[thefaultinourchickennuggets]

there is a VERY chaotic Cupid running around this village

[royal-quirk]

^ that last comment 🤣

[pinkpiggy93]

I never knew i needed this in my life, to believe there’s kindness that still exist in this world. Thank you God, i’m glad i lived

[frikiskrew]

[merriweatherpostpaviliontshirt]

Im so obsessed with the fact gibbons have the gayest stance in the animal kingdom.

[megoosa]

is he… yknow…