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Instead of friend-zoned, can't we just use Canadian zoned?

It just has a nicer ring to it, everybody loves a Canadian.

Ladies. Why do you say no to sex when you have a headache? You do REALIZE it actually helps it go away? No seriously it does.

I like feisty nerds.

What do you call hipsters coming into a Starbucks? LOST. They are lost.

Now, I have no idea how to use a glue gun.

So I deleted my Pinterest app on my phone.

I'll only retweet you if promise me I'll be on your Zombie apocalypse team.

Come play on DraftOrPass and we both get a free ticket into a cash contest

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Can we chill on the anal talk and put the weed away.

Ladies please put your pants on. Mom is coming over and I gotta get this TL cleaned up.

I'll take the High Road and you...you just fuack right off

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