FANTASY HOGH BLOG

i just wanted the url lol

[slaymynamebitch]

No hate to the amazing Rick Perry and the entire art team but….. this juxtaposition is so funny

[glassrooibos]

Everything stays right where you left it huh guys

[spinaholi]

her radiocuntivity just melted the slaynobyl reactor and pussified the land for a thousand years

[moonlightmagical]

“dnd exp leveling is dumb,” i say into the mic.

the crowd boos. i begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

"they’re right," it says. i look for the owner of the voice. there in the second row stands: brennan lee mulligan.

[apollo-justice-irl]

riz being mad about the rat grinders' name and how they go against the spirit of adventuring is so fucking real but also like.

him and the other bad kids have saved the world 3 times to get to where they are. they brought a god back to life, faced their worst fears, went to jail at the age of 14, gave up their entire summer break and have gotten practically no thanks. aguefort doesn't give them preferential treatment (at least compared to the seven). he has every right to be mad. how fucking dare little miss four dogs suggest that. she doesn't know shit about the bad kids. she doesn't even know shit about adventuring. she's probably a similar level they are and she's only killed three fucking kinds of enemies in the newbie zone.

I'd be pissed, too.

[geekwithoutafandom]

So I uh did a thing...

I made a tract (a la gospel track) for Kristen Applebees' God in Dimension 20's Fantasy High Cassandra

[charlesoberonn]

[charlesoberonn]

This post gets notes every Ides of March even though it’s not a depiction of Julius Caesar’s assassination, it’s a depiction of the emperor Caligula’s assassination, who was killed on January 24th, 41 AD.

[charlesoberonn]

Happy 1983rd murder-versary, Caligula.

[notoriousmasc]

[rooolt]

I hope this is the year of rizten bffs. All their little bits in sophomore year were so good and now they not only have the campaign to do, but also Kalina is back!

[batsnipp]

kristen applebees is MY president

[natjennie]

kristen's whole thing is sooooo adhd and it hurts so bad like. having a different personality every couple of months, having a really hard time committing to anything. the whole metaphor about knowing the steps but taking them is really hard and your previous steps disappearing so it's hard to tell if you're still going in the right direction. that combined with fig's "the reason I don't want to go to bard class is because someone is telling me to" like. the High School struggle is horrible and it's so terribly real. I feel sick.

[natjennie]

kristen's whole thing is sooooo adhd and it hurts so bad like. having a different personality every couple of months, having a really hard time committing to anything. the whole metaphor about knowing the steps but taking them is really hard and your previous steps disappearing so it's hard to tell if you're still going in the right direction. that combined with fig's "the reason I don't want to go to bard class is because someone is telling me to" like. the High School struggle is horrible and it's so terribly real. I feel sick.

[natjennie]

kristen's whole thing is sooooo adhd and it hurts so bad like. having a different personality every couple of months, having a really hard time committing to anything. the whole metaphor about knowing the steps but taking them is really hard and your previous steps disappearing so it's hard to tell if you're still going in the right direction. that combined with fig's "the reason I don't want to go to bard class is because someone is telling me to" like. the High School struggle is horrible and it's so terribly real. I feel sick.

[leftbeeftheory]

Really enjoying fantasy high tonight

[ffruitsalad]

I can feel the power coursing through me!!

[rooolt]

KALINA!!! KALINA!!! KALINA!!!! WE KNEW IT!!!

[goddamneddemons]

Womp womp