#fatboyswag

oggs - he - 21 - ragh barkrock enjoyer - i love dudes who are fat as butter and dumb as a brick - if i unfollow you it's probably not personal i'm just easily annoyed

[tiredtedd1e]

the amount of nice pretty colored art this fandom has wrangled from me in the past month is insane

[catdr3am]

No to anxiety ✩ Yes to epic life

[adonischildsupportcase]

[sa1ntss]

[pinkpoodle422]

genuinely havent felt this alive in a fandom in years the brainrot is real

[tboy-trash]

straight men enduring 24/7 sexual assault each other in order to not be labeled faggots is honestly the best example of how masculinity operates. the other day before work a coworker fr shoved a finger in another coworker's ass (above pants) as one of their little "ha ha you're gay" jokes. fuck is wrong with them. equal parts disgusted and fascinated by their behaviour.

[tboy-trash]

of course these people are fucked up and unable to hold healthy relationships grounded in mutual respect! they're constantly assaulting and being assaulted by their friends just to Not Be Gay/Like A Girl!!!

[tboy-trash]

the biggest reason men refuse to recognize a lot of what they do to women as sexual harassment/assault is bc of their misogyny and wanting to maintain our power over women, 100%. BUT can i just point out that maybe a smaller but not-insignificant reason might also be that they can't even recognize sexual assault when other men do it to them???? i didn't tell that coworker bc he's an asshole, but i have had to tell other guys at work "hey what they're doing to you is terrible and you shouldn't have to put up with it you know" which most of them hadn't ever been told before because """""roughhousing""""" is part of that "boys will be boys" thing that makes everyone ignore our abuse

[tboy-trash]

"boys will be boys" okay well maybe boys should be shot

[siyeqi]

[khairosclerosis]

🌇 with the sun in your eyes

closeups … that farking flower that i hate turned out really pretty i think 🥀

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[stonefemmesiren]

"we are all faggots in the eyes of the state" -someone who is not even a faggot in the eyes of the general public

[sapphling]

nothing more pathetic than when people just respond to the obviously bigoted "why are all poly people gross and fat?? 🥴" shit with "nuh uh i'm actually poly and i'm thin hottt🥰 [insert 10 selfies]"

[sapphling]

if you are being compared to fatties as an insult it might be kind of cool if your immediate kneejerk response was not to agree that we ARE gross and luckily you're NOT one of us

[viralfrog]

[qostine]

Commission for @hanktalkin c:

[valtsv]

"here's my original character, Man Who Sucks But Loves His Daughter Very Much" and it's a guy who worships at the altar of patriarchal violence and the woman he uses as an excuse and an effigy to absolve him

[valtsv]

well i think his daughter should tell him to kill himself

[renthony]

It's wild to watch the phrase "tumblr sexyman" morph into "man that tumblr thinks is sexy," because when I first saw the phrase come into use, I always saw it used in reference to the phenomenon of "when presented with a wide array of fictional characters, tumblr will always pick the skinny white man to obsess over, and if the fan-favorite character has no canonical human appearance, the fandom will inevitably create a popular fanon of the character as as a skinny white man."

When I hear "tumblr sexyman," I think of Cecil Night Vale being constantly depicted as a skinny white man instead of literally anything else. I think of the background character white men who get elevated over protagonists that are women, people of color, or otherwise not the white man power fantasy.

"Tumblr sexyman" is, like. An insult. I DON'T want any of my blorbos to win a "tumblr sexyman" poll. "Tumblr sexyman" is the exact opposite of what I want my own OCs to be. If any of my characters ever get called "tumblr sexyman," I will have to immediately re-evaluate myself and the art I'm making.

[renthony]

Things I think of when I hear "tumblr sexyman":

Cecil Night Vale, as previously mentioned.

Oncelercest, because if there aren't two skinny white men to ship, tumblr fandom will start shipping the skinny white man with himself.

Bill Cipher inexplicably being fanon'd as a white twink despite being a fucking triangle.

Everyone fawning over Marvel Loki while shoving every woman and Black person in the MCU aside.

The way nearly every single character in Hazbin Hotel has the same "tall and skinny" body type, along with all the criticisms Black audience members have made about the issues with Alastor's design.

The way tumblr got obsessed with the white man villain in Sinners.

[notoriousmasc]

imagine naming your fake country "is real"

[cheerio-charcuterie-board]

How it feels to take a shower

[nflstreet]