hey ur cute

hey i'm celestine and you should check out my side blog

[doctorcigarettes]

wikipedia page for “gamer” is really good overall but this is the highlight

[fakelaurent-deactivated20191028]

Wendy’s: hello can I take your order? Me: Maybe

[dyingbulb]

[toastbutteregg]

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

[officialunitedstates]

someone:  do you speak french

me:  I have seen a few scenes of that candlestick speaking in beauty and the beast

[tropicatchi-deactivated20140302]

IDK = i’m donkey kong

[setheverman]

i’m a gentleman i eat ass with a knife and fork

[oosanbashi-deactivated20190503]

damn why is the horse so weak

[dnald]

why………. would a horse have more than one horsepower wh

[popcornian]

This is an unfair fight how is the horse gonna survive with only 1 hp left.

[onion-souls]

Focus Sash, Endeavour, Quick Attack and the plane is fucked

[virgoassbitch]

So many people confuse being irresponsible with being fun and having self-control with being boring

[milkhoneyhoe]

Piping hot tea because some of y'all really think it’s cute to be out here casually ruining your health and lives

[fijiofficial]

no you idiot that post about the bees knees being not so great is literally from the expression "that's the bees knees!" which describes something great or pleasant not some owl city fireflies spoof

thankyou

[virgoassbitch]

This is so cute lol

[theoppositeofadults]

[vacron]

EM juste après :

[thecoppercow]

Oh but it gets better, look! :

Language-based cheeky trolling is my fave kind of trolling…

[jennyyuu]

[cnxbdjshehdhdhdh-deactivated201]

actors kiss each other for like 7 seasons and don’t fall in love but when someone holds the door for me i think about it for like 4 months

[jacobdarvin]

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

[imninm-deactivated20160505]

IM SCREAMING

[gunsounds-deactivated20170824]

Stoppppppp

[genebelcher]

officer: pop the trunk me: I can explain