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@flyingwiththefish
thought about that quote "homosexuality exists in 1000+ species, homophobia only exists in one" but how awkward would it be if we discovered another species that was homophobic
"homosexuality exists in 1000+ species, homophobia only exists in two. what? oh, humans, and the yellow-patched cuboid pinecone wren that was recently discovered on an island off the coast of canada. they're fucking bigots"
they keep putting romance in everything. and it isn't even well written romance. they don't even write it well.
I love saying outrageous things completely seriously
My mom: "Well, I don't see any feet under the stall, so I think you can—"
Me: "They could be levitating."
Her: "Well, yeah, but—what?"
trying to explain what a QPR is to someone is so difficult when it's sorta the point that it isn't easily defined but that leaves me trying and failing like me: it's ummm, it's like friends with benefits person: ... so you're just fuckbuddies? my asexual ass, having forgotten that "friends with benefits" means something very different but I've said it now so imma roll with it: no, we're friends with benefits. except the benefits are hand holding, going on dates, and petnames person: so like a romantic relationship? me: yes, but no. a romantic relationship, but it's gay... and yet also no homo me: a romantic relationship, but it's comfortably platonic
(this is basically a conversation i had trying to explain QPRs to a straight friend, i'm so bad at explaining it, it's actually a problem)
This is a customer announcement:
If you go to a restaurant, go out to eat, and your server presents outwardly as female but refers to themself as a "waiter", if you question their wording Please Do Not Look Shocked The Answer Is Trans/Gay. Thank you.
(or prepare for a brief speech on feminism, it's one of the two)
the worst part about having a job is coming home and spending all my downtime wondering if I'm actually any good at the job
in customer service, “i’ll let someone know” means “im forgetting this immediately” and i think that’s beautiful
it can also mean "I think you're an arse, I don't want to deal with it, so imma go get my manager and make it their problem" which is its own type of beauty
@flyingwiththefish
me, not knowing how to do gender at work:
don't worry I'm all over it, my pronouns are 'on it/boss'
I can do that horrible task for you, my pronouns are '£12.20/an hour'
of course I can get you anything you want for the table, after all my pronouns are 'please/tip'
I find it hilarious that half the advice about asking someone to be in a QPR with you boils down to "tell them what a QPR is and go from there, you got this bestie <3"
which is great advice. communication is always a good idea
great advice but what do you do if your potential partner is the one who told you about QPRs/ is definitely aware of them? what then? WHAT DO YOU DO THEN?
(hint: the answer is panic)
i think if you post a job listing in one location that requires relocation to another--that is to say, you lie about where the job is located, and degrade the usefulness of sorting listings by location for everyone--you should be exiled to siberia.
but then the location of the job listing will be even more of a lie
Diogenes: the original advocate for the concept of "show don't tell"
Is that a valid argument in your pants or is it just a phallacy?
Nothing like extensive use of a power drill outside my window to make me realise how much I rely on a certain amount of quiet for most of my hobbies
happy pride month to the fuck tree I guess
I have been struck by the ultimate tragedy
I don't have enough wool to finish my scarf, and it's a really specific coloured wool so finding it again is failing
