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the ultimate heathers lyric starter meme ( act 1 )

BEAUTIFUL

❛ I believe I’m a good person. ❜

❛ I like to think there’s good in everyone. ❜

❛ Here we are. First day of senior year. ❜

❛ I look around at these kids I’ve known my whole life and I ask myself: What happened? ❜

❛ We were so tiny. ❜

❛ Then we got bigger, that was the trigger. ❜

❛ Welcome to my school. ❜

❛ This ain’t no high school. ❜

❛ This is the Thunderdome. ❜

❛ Hold your breath and count the days, we’re graduating soon. ❜

❛ College will be paradise if I’m not dead by June. ❜

❛ But I know life can be beautiful. ❜

❛ I hope, I dream, I pray for a better way. ❜

❛ If we changed back then, we could change again. ❜

❛ We could be beautiful, just not today. ❜

❛ Things will get better, soon as my letter comes from Harvard, Duke or Brown. ❜

❛ Then I can blow this town. ❜

❛ Dream of ivy-covered walls and smoky french cafes. ❜

❛ Fight the urge to strike a match and set this dump ablaze. ❜

❛ (name), third year as linebacker and eighth year of smacking lunch trays and being a huge dick. ❜

❛ What did you say to me skank? ❜

❛ We were kind before, we can be kind once more. ❜

❛ We on for movie night? ❜

❛ Yeah, you’re on Jiffy Pop detail. ❜

❛ I rented the Princess Bride! ❜

❛ Woah, again? Don’t you have it memorized by now? ❜

❛ What can I say? I’m a sucker for a happy ending. ❜

❛ He is the smartest guy on the football team… which is kind of like being the tallest dwarf. ❜

❛ Hey! Pick that up right now! ❜

❛ I’m sorry, are you actually talking to me? ❜

❛ My buddy (name) just asked you a question. ❜

❛ I wanna know what gives you the right to pick on my friend? ❜

❛ You’re a high school has-been waiting to happen. A future gas station attendant. ❜

❛ You have a zit right there! ❜

❛ Dear diary: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. ❜

❛ Why do they hate me? ❜

❛ Why don’t I fight back? ❜

❛ Why do I act like such a creep? ❜

❛ Why won’t he date me? ❜

❛ Why did I hit him? ❜

❛ Why do I cry myself to sleep? ❜

❛ Give me some hope here! ❜

❛ They float above it all. ❜

❛ Her dad is loaded, he sells engagement rings. ❜

❛ No discernible personality but her mom did pay for implants. ❜

❛ She is a mythic bitch. ❜

❛ They’re solid teflon. Never bothered, never harassed. ❜

❛ I would give anything to be like that. ❜

❛ I’d like to be their boyfriend. ❜

❛ That would be beautiful. ❜

❛ I’d like them to be nicer. ❜

❛ I’d like to kidnap a (name) and photograph her naked in an abandoned building and leave her tied up for the rats. ❜

❛ Grow up, (name), Bulimia is so ‘87. ❜

❛ Maybe you should see a doctor, (name). ❜

❛ Perhaps you didn’t hear the bell over all the vomiting. You’re late for class. ❜

❛ (name), wasn’t feeling well! We’re helping her. ❜

❛ Hurry up, get where you’re going. ❜

❛ This is an excellent forgery. ❜

❛ I crave a boon. ❜

❛ Let me sit at your table at lunch. Just once. No talking necessary. If people think you tolerate me, they’ll leave me alone. ❜

❛ Before you answer I also do report cards, permission slips and absence notes. ❜

❛ Shut up, (name)! ❜

❛ Sorry, (name). ❜

❛ For a greasy, little nobody, you do have good bone structure. ❜

❛ If I took a meat cleaver down the center of your skull, I’d have matching halves. That’s very important. ❜

❛ Of course, you could stand to lose a few pounds. ❜

❛ This could be beautiful. ❜

❛ Get this girl some blush and (name) I need your brush. ❜

❛ Let’s make her beautiful. ❜

❛ Out of my way, geek! ❜

❛ I don’t want trouble. ❜

❛ You’re gonna die at 3pm. ❜

❛ Don’t you dare touch me! ❜

❛ Get away pervert! ❜

❛ What did I ever do to them? ❜

❛ Who could survive this? ❜

❛ I can’t escape this! ❜

❛ I think I’m dying! ❜

❛ Who’s that with (name)? ❜

❛ You hope, you dream, you pray and you get your way. ❜

❛ Ask me how it feels lookin’ like hell on wheels. ❜

❛ My god, it’s beautiful. ❜

❛ I might be beautiful! ❜

❛ When you’re beautiful, it’s a beautiful frickin’ day! ❜

CANDY STORE

❛ Are we gonna have a problem? ❜

❛ You’ve got a bone to pick? ❜

❛ You’ve come so far, why now are you pulling on my dick? ❜

❛ I’d normally slap your face off, and everyone here could watch. ❜

❛ I’m feeling nice. ❜

❛ Here’s some advice. Listen up, biatch! ❜

❛ I like looking hot, buying stuff they can not. ❜

❛ I like drinking hard, maxing dad’s credit card. ❜

❛ I like skipping gym, scaring her, screwing him. ❜

❛ I like killer clothes, kicking nerds in the nose. ❜

❛ If you lack the balls you can go play dolls, let your mommy fix you a snack. ❜

❛ Or you could come smoke, pound some rum and coke, in my Porsha with the quarterback. ❜

❛ Honey, watchu waitin’ for? ❜

❛ Step into my candy store. ❜

❛ It’s time for you to prove you’re not a loser anymore. ❜

❛ All you have to do is say goodbye to Shamoo. ❜

❛ That freak’s not you friend. ❜

❛ If she had your shot, she would leave you to rot. ❜

❛ ‘Course if you don’t care, fine, go braid her hair. Maybe Sesame Street is on. ❜

❛ Forget that creep and get in my jeep. ❜

❛ Let’s go tear up someone’s lawn! ❜

❛ You just gotta prove you’re not a pussy anymore. ❜

❛ You can join the team or you can bitch and moan. ❜

❛ You can live the dream or you can die alone. ❜

❛ You can fly with eagles or, if you prefer, keep on testing me and end up like her. ❜

❛ (name), look! (name) invited me to his homecoming party! This proves he’s been thinking about me! ❜

❛ Color me stoked. ❜

❛ I’m so happy! ❜

❛ Time for you to prove you’re not a lame-ass anymore. ❜

FIGHT FOR ME

❛ Hey, Mr. No Name Kid, so who might you be? ❜

❛ Could you fight for me? ❜

❛ Could you face the crowd? Could you be seen with me and still act proud. ❜

❛ Could you hold my hand? ❜

❛ Could you carry me through no man’s land? ❜

❛ It’s fine, if you don’t agree. ❜

❛ I would fight for you, if you would fight for me. ❜

❛ let them drive us underground, I don’t care how far. ❜

❛ You can set my broken bones and I know CPR. ❜

❛ Woah! You can punch real good. ❜

❛ You’ve lasted longer than I thought you would. ❜

❛ If some night you’re free, wanna fight for me? ❜

FREEZE YOUR BRAIN

❛ I’ve been ten high schools, they start to get blurry. no point planting roots ‘cause you’re gone in a hurry. ❜

❛ My dad keeps to suitcases packed in the den, so it’s only a matter of ‘when’. ❜

❛ I don’t learn their names, don’t bother with faces. ❜

❛ All I can trust is this concrete oasis. ❜

❛ Seems every time I’m about to despair, there’s a 7-11 right there. ❜

❛ Each store is the same from Las Vegas to Boston. ❜

❛ I pray at my altar of slush. ❜

❛ I live for that sweet, frozen rush! ❜

❛ Freeze your brain, suck on that straw, get lost in the pain. ❜

❛ Happiness comes when everything numbs. ❜

❛ Who needs cocaine? ❜

❛ Just freeze your brain. ❜

❛ Does your mommy know you eat all that crap? ❜

❛ When mom was alive, we lived half-way normal. ❜

❛ Now it’s just me and my dad, we’re less formal. ❜

❛ I learned to cook pasta, I learned to pay rent. Learned the world doesn’t owe you a cent. ❜

❛ You’re planing a future (name). ❜

❛ You’ll go to some college and marry a lawyer. ❜

❛ The sky’s gonna hurt when it falls, so you’d better start building some walls. ❜

❛ Swim in the ice, get lost in the pain. ❜

❛ Shut your eyes tight, til you vanish from sight. Let nothing remain. ❜

❛ Fight pain with more pain! ❜

❛ Forget who you are, unburden your load, forget in six weeks you’ll be back on the road. ❜

❛ When the voice in your head says you’re better of dead, don’t open a vein. ❜

❛ Try it. ❜

BIG FUN

❛ Dad said ‘act our age’, you heard the man. It’s time to rage! ❜

❛ Drink, smoke, it’s all cool. ❜

❛ Let’s get naked in my pool! ❜

❛ Punch the wall and start a fight! ❜

❛ Ain’t nobody home tonight. ❜

❛ Come upstairs and rest your head. ❜

❛ Let’s rub each other’s backs while watching porn on Cinemax. ❜

❛ The folks are gone. ❜

❛ It’s time for big fun! ❜

❛ When mom and dad forget to lock the liquor cabinet it’s big fun. ❜

❛ Ok, ok, ok, so it’s salt, and then lime, and then shot? ❜

❛ You’re doing it wrong! ❜

❛ Really? cause I feel great! ❜

❛ (name) you are looking good tonight! ❜

❛ A hot guy smiled at me without a trace of mockery! ❜

❛ Everyone’s high as a kite. ❜

❛ Is that weed? I want a hit. ❜

❛ Fill that joint and roll it tight. ❜

❛ Dreams are coming true when people laugh, but not at you. ❜

❛ I’m not alone! I’m not afraid! ❜

❛ I feel like Bono at LiveAid! ❜

❛ Crack open one more case. ❜

❛ I think that’s what they call third base. ❜

❛ Way to show maturity. ❜

❛ Quit it jackass! Get off of me! ❜

❛ I just saw some freshmen sneaking over the pool fence. ❜

❛ I hate freshmen! Where are you little pricks? I’m coming for you! ❜

❛ Aw, thanks, (name) but I don’t really have to vomit right now. ❜

❛ You need a jello shot! ❜

❛ I can’t believe you actually came. ❜

❛ I brought sparkling cider! ❜

❛ Showing up here took some guts, time to rip ‘em out. ❜

❛ Why d’you gotta be so weird all the time? ❜

❛ People wouldn’t hate you so much if you acted normal. ❜

❛ There’s no alcohol in here! Are you trying to poison me? ❜

❛ Our folks got no clue ‘bout all the shit their children do. ❜

❛ Why are they surprised whenever we’re unsupervised? ❜

DEAD GIRL WALKING

❛ The demon queen of high school has decreed it. ❜

❛ She says monday, 8 am, I will be deleted. ❜

❛ They’ll hunt me down in studyhall, stuff and mount me on the wall. ❜

❛ Thirty hours to live, how shall I spend them? ❜

❛ I don’t have to stay and die like cattle. ❜

❛ I could change my name and ride up to Seattle. ❜

❛ Wait, here’s an option that I like: spend these thirty hours gettin’ freakay! ❜

❛ I need it hard. ❜

❛ I’m a dead girl walking. ❜

❛ I’m in your yard. ❜

❛ (name)? What are you doing in my room? ❜

❛ I’m sorry but I really had to wake you. ❜

❛ See I’ve decided I must ride you ‘til I break you. ❜

❛ (name) says I got’s to go. ❜

❛ You’re my last meal on death row. ❜

❛ Shut your mouth and loose those tighty whiteys. ❜

❛ Tonight I’m yours. ❜

❛ Get on all fours. ❜

❛ Let’s go, you know the drill. ❜

❛ I’m hot and pissed and on the pill. ❜

❛ It’s ‘cause you’re beautiful. ❜

❛ You say you’re numb inside, but I can’t agree. ❜

❛ So the world’s unfair, keep it looked out there. In here it’s beautiful. ❜

❛ Let’s make this beautiful. ❜

❛ That works for me! ❜

❛ Full steam ahead! ❜

❛ How’d you find my address? ❜

❛ Let’s break the bed! ❜

❛ I think you tore my mattress! ❜

❛ No sleep tonight for you, better chug that Mountain Dew. ❜

❛ Get your ass in gear! Make this whole town disappear! ❜

❛ Slap me, pull my hair. ❜

❛ Touch me there and there and there and no more talking. ❜

❛ Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! OW! ❜

THE ME INSIDE OF ME

❛ What would she say? ❜

❛ Believe it or not, I knew about fear, I knew the way loneliness stung. ❜

❛ I hid behind smiles and crazy hot clothes, I learned to kiss boys with my tongue. ❜

❛ The world it held me down, it weighed like a concrete prom queen crown. ❜

❛ No one thinks a pretty girl has feelings, no one gets her insecurity. ❜

❛ I’m am more than shoulder pads and makeup. ❜

❛ No one sees the me inside of me. ❜

❛ Jesus! You’re making me sound like air supply! ❜

❛ Keep going. This has to be good enough to fool the cops. ❜

❛ Woah! Is it murder? ❜

❛ No, look, here’s a suicide note. ❜

❛ They couldn’t see past my rockstar mystique, they wouldn’t dare look in my eyes. ❜

❛ Just underneath was a terrified girl who clings to her pillow and cries. ❜

❛ My looks were just like prison bars, they left me a myriad of scars. ❜

❛ No one thinks a pretty girl has substance, that’s the curse of popularity. ❜

❛ I am more than just a source of handjobs. ❜

❛ Our children are dying! ❜

❛ This is the loveliest suicide note I’ve ever read. ❜

❛ Box up my clothing for Good Will and give the poor my Nordic Track. ❜

❛ Donate my car to crippled kids or to those ghetto moms on crack. ❜

❛ Give them my tapes and my CDs, my hats, my pumps, my flats my three TVs. ❜

❛ I weep for all failed to be. ❜

❛ Maybe I can help the world by leaving. ❜

❛ Maybe that’s the me inside of me. ❜

❛ I never knew about her pain. ❜

❛ Her life had hit a rocky patch. ❜

❛ Deep down she wasn’t cruel or vain. ❜

❛ She didn’t mean to be a snatch. ❜

❛ (name), you’re very quiet. What’s on your mind? ❜

❛ Maybe (name) realized that in order to be happy she had to give up her power, and that the only way to do that was death? ❜

❛ My god! Look what we’ve done, we’re breaking through! (name) would be so proud of you! ❜

❛ No one thinks a pretty girl can touch you. ❜

❛ She’s made us better than we were. ❜

❛ (name) is dead, but she will live inside me. ❜

❛ Holy crap! This is awesome! ❜

❛ Our sins fell on her shoulders. ❜

❛ (name) died so we could all be free. ❜

❛ I’m bigger than John Lennon! ❜

❛ She’s the dove that sings outside my window. ❜

❛ She’s the twin from whom I’m separated. ❜

❛ She’s the horse I never got for Christmas. ❜

❛ (name) sees the me inside of me. ❜

BLUE

❛ You’ve got a left hand, use it. ❜

❛ Don’t talk mean like that! ❜

❛ You’ll hurt their feelings! ❜

❛ You make my balls so blue. ❜

❛ What did they do to you that you hate them so? ❜

❛ Don’t run from me. ❜

❛ They’re all beat up like a tackling dummy. ❜

❛ They long for your embrace. ❜

❛ Just look at them glow. ❜

❛ We’re begging you! ❜

❛ Open the door! ❜

❛ Once you were geeky and nerdy, but they knew you’re dirty. ❜

❛ Look! Booze! Drink! ❜

❛ Baby you gots to come through. ❜

❛ Teach them to smile. ❜

❛ Please make their dreams come true. ❜

OUR LOVE IS GOD

❛ They made you cry, but that will end tonight. ❜

❛ You are the only thing that’s right about this broken world. ❜

❛ Go on and cry. ❜

❛ When the morning comes, we’ll burn it down and then, we’ll build the world again. ❜

❛ Our love is God. ❜

❛ Are you okay? ❜

❛ I was alone. ❜

❛ I was a frozen lake, but then you melted me awake. ❜

❛ See, now I’m crying too. ❜

❛ You’re not alone. ❜

❛ We’ll raise our city here. ❜

❛ How did you know it was a fantasy of mine to have two guys at once? ❜

❛ Uh… lucky guess? ❜

❛ Meet me at the cemetery, at dawn. ❜

❛ We can start and finish wars. ❜

❛ We’re what killed the dinosaurs. ❜

❛ We’re the asteroid that’s overdue. ❜

❛ They died because god said they must. ❜

❛ The new world needed room for me and you. ❜

❛ I worship you. ❜

❛ I’d trade my life for yours. ❜

❛ They all will disappear. ❜

❛ We’ll plant out garden here. ❜

❛ Woah, is that real? ❜

❛ When the morning comes, they’ll both be laughing stocks. ❜

❛ Let’s go hunt some jocks! ❜

❛ Take it slow (name). Strip for me. ❜

❛ I was hoping you could rip my clothes off me, sport. ❜

❛ (name)? You’re just unconscious, right (name)? (name)!?. ❜

❛ Get off the fence! Get off the damn fence! ❜

❛ I don’t understand! ❜

❛ Stop being a dick! ❜

❛ What does that mean? ❜

❛ What the fuck have you done? ❜

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