If anyone asks, I&#x27;m Agent Connors

BUT YOU DONT SUCCEED

I spent like an hour on that

#i think u need 2 go

its broken get me a new one

meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

Fil, is something wrong?

hes complaining about the no-pet policy and he wont stop meowing he has literally morphed into the phrase “meow” until i let him have a pet

Again, I really don’t think a small dog or cat would do too much harm…once his leg heals up we’ll have a discussion.

Oh my god pleaseee can we discuss it sooner that’s like forever from now I’m fine omfg

A B S O L U T E L Y N O T

Four to six weeks and my leg will be back in working order.

Four to six weeks of being stuck with the Starks.

im not exactly celebrating either, bed bug

Don’t ever call me bedbug again I beg of you

beddie-bye bug

You need to stop

its broken get me a new one

meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

Fil, is something wrong?

hes complaining about the no-pet policy and he wont stop meowing he has literally morphed into the phrase “meow” until i let him have a pet

Again, I really don’t think a small dog or cat would do too much harm…once his leg heals up we’ll have a discussion.

#a pug would be cool #but pugs arent solitary we'd have to get one #and theyre small and quishy faced and great #pleeeeease please please pretty please with ice cream on top

Oh my god pleaseee can we discuss it sooner that's like forever from now I'm fine omfg

Four to six weeks and my leg will be back in working order.

Four to six weeks of being stuck with the Starks.

im not exactly celebrating either, bed bug

Don't ever call me bedbug again I beg of you

#It's going to be a long healing session.

Four to six weeks and my leg will be back in working order.

Four to six weeks of being stuck with the Starks.

its broken get me a new one

meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

Hey now.

I don’t think it’s /totally/ trash. I mean, Jake explained it to me. It’s dumb, but not at that level.

Yet.

I believe that your father and I resolve our disputes like respectable adults. However infuriating and immature he may be, I always keep a calm head. Even if there is sometimes yelling.

And Fil, as I said, there are things you don’t need to be exposed to. I suppose I can’t exactly micromanage your life, but I do want to be more involved in your education and integration into the real world.

I think you’ll agree that Tony has not been doing the greatest job of that on his own.

#i don't think you sounded micromanagey!!#you made good points and they all made snese #i'm just inputting my own opinion #i won't deny you're incredibly in the right here though.#i can suppose parenting is confusing though i'm clearly not one to know about it #nor do i ever you know #in my life plan to /get/ to know about it

Well, yes, I can agree wholeheartedly with that, but, I suppose it's a tad, um, I don't want to say upsetting. It aggravating, the noise, and sometimes over kind of petty things? I think it would be a lot better for everyone if you just, I don't know, went into the bedroom and quietly talked it over? Less noise, less stress. Less things for everyone to worry about, right?

Also, within integrating myself into society, shouldn't I be exposing myself to unnecessary things? I don't want to be exposed to everything (in honesty, Mr. Springer takes up a small area of my mind that i wish he didn't) but I think I might need to know a lot to be educated and integrated nicely. But, I guess you probably know more about this than me, so you're in the right here, due to more knowledge.

Well, yeah. In honesty, there's a lot of stuff Stark hasn't been putting his full effort into.

Hey now.

Could you two stop fighting for three seconds? It’s childish and a distraction.

Please.

BOY THIS AINT NO JERRY SPRINGER

WHAT IS A JERRY SPRINGER

You know, as much as I feel Fil needs to exposed to the world, let’s not pollute his mind with that kind of trashy nonsense.

#please don't throw any chairs we have nice chairs #i like those chairs #besides i don't really think you're 'jerry springer' yet #yet

I don't think it's /totally/ trash. I mean, Jake explained it to me. It's dumb, but not at that level.

Yet.

Hey now.

Could you two stop fighting for three seconds? It’s childish and a distraction.

Please.

BOY THIS AINT NO JERRY SPRINGER

#tonysteark #agent-coul #I appreciate the fact you two are open or whatever #but jesus fucking christ its so stupid just kiss and make up or whatever #yes ok tony did dumb shit but i think were all kind of used to that so can we stop for like four second s anD ACCEPT AN APOLOGY #god this is stupid you two are srupid im done here

WHAT IS A JERRY SPRINGER

#YES IT DOES

Hey now.

Could you two stop fighting for three seconds? It's childish and a distraction.

Please.

*lEAVES TONY'S WORKSHOP AS INCONSPICUOUSLY AS POSSIBLE*

Yes, trying.

If by trying you mean trying to keep us isolated from the real world and preventing us from becoming well-adjusted human beings.

Yeah, I suppose that counts as trying.

Ugh. All right. Fine. There are are a lot of things on my mind.

#oh my god #oH MY GOD THO #he's gonna be a better dad than you just watch #hahahahha #and you know jake couldn't hurt a fly why would you need him for security #he's probably smarter than all those college kids or w/e too

I....didn't realize you'd put so much thought into it.

...sorry.

*lEAVES TONY'S WORKSHOP AS INCONSPICUOUSLY AS POSSIBLE*

fuck my life.

oh whatever. its not that bad

Yes it is. *folds his arms again*

and why is that.

*sticks his tongue out* You!

*rolls his eyes* Okay, I’M not that bad.

newsflash: you’re not a good parent.

That wasn’t exactly breaking news, kiddo. I can at least acknowledge the fact that I’m a terrible parent. Like father like son, I guess…

…

…WELL AT LEAST I’M TRYING.

#oh my god are you serious #because if you are joking i will fucking kill you

Yes, trying.

If by trying you mean trying to keep us isolated from the real world and preventing us from becoming well-adjusted human beings.

Yeah, I suppose that counts as trying.

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jakestarkbanner-->filipecoulson

hahahaaaha

fil-coulson

are you asking to get beat up

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE????

henryconnors

are you fucking kidding me

fil-stark

goddamnit i messed up the timelines again my bad

#WHY ARE THERE MORE OF ME #I MEAN I KNOW I'M GREAT AND ALL #BUT LIKE #IS THAT ME IN THE FUTURE???#ARE THERE ALTERNATE VERSIONS OF ME #OMFG

THIS IS GETTING FUCKING RIDICULOUS.

*lEAVES TONY'S WORKSHOP AS INCONSPICUOUSLY AS POSSIBLE*

fuck my life.

oh whatever. its not that bad

Yes it is. *folds his arms again*

and why is that.

*sticks his tongue out* You!

*rolls his eyes* Okay, I’M not that bad.

#....WAIT WHAT #you said phil would be there to take care of us but #i thought that was only in emergency????

newsflash: you're not a good parent.

*lEAVES TONY'S WORKSHOP AS INCONSPICUOUSLY AS POSSIBLE*

fuck my life.

oh whatever. its not that bad

Yes it is. *folds his arms again*

and why is that.