Hopeless Dreamer

[breadonearth]

[malikthaelite]

You ever take a selfie so good, you feel like you’re catfishing yo damn self? You literally be lookin at the picture like

[volcainist]

[sparklingthings]

[cinemove]

[avelinedulac-deactivated2016080]

[brandurnso]

[ghorless]

[northgang]

[tvgif]

[octopussoir-]

[smitethestate]

Men are always talking about what’s “natural” but in nature it’s always the males of the species that have to be pretty or work really hard to get the females.

I want to see more men dressing up and wearing makeup. Dance for me. Build me a fucking house. Impress me, you mediocre fucks.

[filizolofsson]

me: *mocks parents for not understanding technology*

me: *has to google how to cook an egg*

[3daysand3months]

[8bite-deactivated20170903]

THIS IS GETTING TOO REAL

[geekandmisandry]

I’ve been laughing at this for 15 minutes. 

[cressdarnelthorne]