Tots units fem força!

Joanna, 31, pan, she/her, Poland. FC Barcelona supporter, Superbat enthusiast. Superman is my baby.

[nigaki]

Welcome to my humble abode!

This is a Superbat blog, with some other things reblogged occasionally. These two took over my life in 2025 and didn't let go yet, so I dedicated my life to them.

You know, like a normal person.

What kind of flavor superbat I enjoy?

bottom Bruce/top Clark only

evil Clark of any sort

Justice Lord Superman 🥵

all of the whump without major character death

bottom Bruce

omegaverse

Clark eating batussy for hours

weird alien biology

eggpreg

bottom Bruce

pretty much any kink(except scat and golden rain) is good

Bruce giving birth to Clark’s children

Dick is pretty much their kid

Clark simping for his wifey Bruce

shy Bruce/Batman and smooth flirt Clark/Superman

Clark is smart

Bruce Wayne is a good dad

and is a bottom

I’m a writer on ao3, you can find my superbat stories(and others) here!

Feel free to drop an ask, I’m always eager to talk about these two!

Prompts currently closed!

I hope you enjoy this place! 🖤💙

[superman-creampieing-batman]

This is how large Clark Kent is meant to be.

A true bear in human form. He has to duck down every time he enters a room, his shoulders are too wide to walk in straight through a door.

He tries to find oversized suits but it's next to impossible to find something that is an oversized fit. He towers over everyone. The only reason he's not been exposed as Superman is because of his hypno glasses.

He's 6'5+ and his voice alone is enough for Bruce's knees to get as weak as boiled noodles. He looks like a twink next to Clark and he's never found anything as hot as this.

[lovecatdolls]

Finally!! I saw your comment about Clark being 300+ pounds and I am still so confused about why the hell all of the heroes are only 200 pounds?? Clark would definitely be near or over 300 pounds.

[superman-creampieing-batman]

Ikr!! He's a massive man. It takes a lot of practice and restraint both consciously and unconsciously to not break everything he comes in contact with.

[azrael-s-m]

Going out on a limb here, but what if he is that large, but people done perceive him to be.

Now stay with me here, what if the glasses he wears that change how people perceive his face, also change how people perceive his fisyque too.

We all know that one of Clark's best ways to blend in with humans is to hide himself in a suit that's one or two sizes too big. Yes he's a farmers boy and yes he grew up likely with enough food in his system to allow his body to reach that level of big.

But I have yet to see or meet a farmer that's thicker than a bridge and sturdier than a brick wall. Not saying they don't exist, but there would have to be more behind his diet and work out routine to get that large.

In that panel he has closer to a body builder physique that, statistically speaking, are muscles for show and that are useless outside of the gym.

A farmers muscles are ones that are earned by doing farmer things say like helping cattle, lifting huge amounts of hay a day, likely doing things with other animals such as carrying sheep sometimes for a distance (I know little about what farmers do). But even muscles earned by that are not that big.

What I'm saying is it's basically impossible for a human to have that physique naturally. And yes I know he's not human, and Kryptonian biology and physiology is very different to a humans, but that's the point. Wouldn't it be odd for a farmers boy who works as a reporter to have a physique like that?

So getting back to my original point, what if he does have that physique naturally, but to hide and blend in better with humans, his glasses alter how people perceive his body to be one that looks natural?

[superman-creampieing-batman]

Genuinely took the words out of my mouth lol.

I was thinking about Clark's glasses being able to do that the whole time I was typing this post. It just makes so much sense you know.

In my opinion Clark is huge, and not the kind that is normal or usual. It's not a physique that farmers could achieve only through farm work. He looks more like a powerlifter and you cannot just brush off that kind of physique off of your back like water.

His glasses altering his appearance as a whole makes so much sense. Bruce is dumbfounded/gobsmacked/flabbergasted when he finds out Clark Kent, the mild mannered, 6'1 mildly jacked man is Superman— 6'6, 300 pounds, muscles built to last a millennia. After finding out about it Bruce is stuck to him like a cat to a pole, he never wants to come out of Clark's bear hugs or even think of getting away from his heater/scratch pad/cuddle blanket/ rumbling machine.

If his appearance does alter his whole appearance then I want him to be an absolute unrealistic unit of a man when he's not using them.

[deathstrokebreedernapologist]

saw a concept art by frank quitely (?) where it shows that clark compresses his spine as ..well..clark..and not as superman, i think that also somehow fits into making seem smaller

[superman-creampieing-batman]

Oh I'm loving all this information about him so much!!

I need more people to support my GIANT 300 pound hunk of a Clark Kent mission.

[nigaki]

If Bruce in NWO were to only give birth to omega children, would the kryptonians consider him a broken omega since alphas are more valuable? (for heir, inheritance, and carrying the house hold name and such.) Similar to it being mirrored in irl where sons are more preferred compared to daughters in some cultures.

Not really.

It's not that alphas are more valuable, both are considered precious to have and equally important - alphas build the civilization and protect the omegas, and omegas create new life.

If somehow, out of all 10 or so children Bruce will give birth to, none would be an alpha, Kal would simply chose an alpha mate of one of them as his heir.

[samtf]

reblog to give a strawberry to the person you reblogged this from

[largishcat]

As a fic writer, i need every reader to know that:

I don’t care if your comment is coherent. I know what you mean and i love you

I don’t care if you ramble. I read every word and i love you

I don’t care if you leave a comment on a fic from four years ago or leave comments/kudos on like ten of my fics in one go. This isn’t IG, pls stalk my AO3. I love you

I don’t care if you mention the same thing in your comment that four other people have already mentioned. It’s actually really useful to know what resonated with people and I love everyone who takes the time to tell me they liked a particular turn of phrase

I don’t mind if your comment is super long or just a couple of sentences, i love them all

I love you

[blgblue]

[sully-s]

[mergreze-art]

everytime I enter a fandom someone gets monstrified

[nigaki]

"Are you stupid?" LMAO Bruce you savage man 😭

I love Clark's design! He really is a Big Blue now!

[hyoninnuri]

Summer summer summer timeee~ (full nsfw on my bsky)

[reducingemissions]

‘I wont be able to walk for the next hour’ dick likes to be p*gged canon

[arennx]

puppyboy clark kent SPREAD THE AGENDA Thank you. again service top clark not bottom clark❤️❤️❤️❤️

[battybat604]

Yuuuus I'm off the project from hell!! I have to crash course an animation program so experimenting on the boys 😁 Don't worry - I haven't forgotten about finishing up that Justice Lords story!

[nigaki]

Love at first(second) sight 🥺

[nigaki]

Alpha Battinson should get on his knees and cry pretty for Corensupes to take his anal virginity. Then they'll get so into it that Battinson gets bitched into a good little omega and fucked full of Corensupes babies.

Bruce never felt like this before, but the moment he saw Superman, he knew he needed that man's cock up his ass - splitting it open like omega's cunt.

[l00106]

[nigaki]

That bodyswap ask is giving me flashbacks of a certain anon that is trying to make you do opposite lane content😭 but pls......................... I hope that in those bodyswap stuff you imagine, it's only masturbation :( I physically and mentally cannot imagine Clark's man of steel ass opening,,, like that is sealed tight while Bruce's hole is always ready to serve for Clark to insert.................

Clark in Bruce's body takes advantage of his own, non-existent refractory period and gives Bruce in his body blowjob after blowjob 😌

When Bruce is back in his body, he can't speak because of how much Clark used his throat.

[nigaki]

Age difference Superbat, Marriage of convenience au, no capes au

Bruce, recently turned 18, learns he needs to get married to receive access to the totality of his inheritance. Older Clark is perfect for some reason.

Clark is an old friend of Waynes so Alfred trusts him to not use Bruce for his money because he's also rich(he own Daily Planet) 😌

[nigaki]

NWU

What would happen if Bruce almost died in childbirth or if his heart had actually stopped and he needed to be resuscitated?

And if it came to the choice would he safe Bruce or the Baby?

Always Bruce.

Although it will never come to this because ✨Lazarus Pit ✨ exists 😌