DARTH FILONI. @filonified-blog - Tumblr Blog

my favorite thing about these blogs is that wren and i completely forget about them for like, two months at a time, and then the shitpost comes back in full force when we do.

#long live calen.#ooc.

forrmandalore

One does not simply “drop a trailer without making fans cry”

#tru.#dave.

demandpeace.

“You skewered me. Literally. Kebab’ed me via walking tomato.”

❝ oh yeah! you were the one we killed off for the sake of obi-wan’s manpain. how’s it going over there in the afterlife? how’re all the other female characters that died by my hands doing? ❞

#demandpeace #ic.#I HA TE.

why did you give my kids helisabers? just...//why?//

❝ let’s look at this way: how do you balance out the stupid idea of bringing maul back, to make it look less stupid? helisabers. in comparison, maul’s return doesn’t seem so dumb, right? ❞

#BALANCE.#iinquiisitor #ic.

yo, dave, i know i've been bad this year but like... can we stop the s*bezr*s... please...

❝ sabezra is fake and died in season one. ketbine for life. ❞

#what kinda stupid ship name is that anyway.#weaponexpert #ic.

hey, dave, i know it's a lot to ask but. can you maybe. not kill my family with my super weapon? that'd be cool.

❝ nah, everybody that isn’t ahsoka has to die. sorry, that’s just the way of things. ❞

#( bendu voice ) such is the way of things.#weaponexpert #ic.

demandpeace.

@filonified

“—————so that death arc.”

❝ which one are you again? i can’t keep track of all the female characters i kill off. ❞

#demandpeace #ic.#:3c

sup kids.

#howdy.#ooc.#gif /#eye contact /

(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

#hello kiddies.#ooc.

❝ we’re killing all the female characters except for ahsoka. ahsoka is the waifu and will never die. ❞

#this is a serious roleplay blog.#ic.

FUCK DAVE FILONI AND HIS COWBOY HAT

#but also /fuck/ dave filoni amirite.#relevant.

coffeetroll.

❛ ——— better yet: you know how, despite you having written a blind character before? you can make kanan basically the second coming of jesus christ himself and erase the fact that he was blinded. ❜

❝ see, this is why i hired you. that’s the best idea yet. let’s keep ignoring hera and zeb, too, nobody cares about those two, even chopper has a bigger fanbase. ❞

#coffeetroll #coffeetroll01 #v1.