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[coercing-moved]

He’s got guts. Not a little bitch like someone I know.

[lilsugarbush]

me: *gets down on one knee*

girlfriend: omg, it’s finally happening

me: *falls over*

girlfriend: the poison is kicking in

[filthfeedingworm]

Hey, where are you? Where are the posts?

hi! I haven’t had any ideas for posts lately :( sorry!

[laundy]

THIS… is a crack modern AU where the grimes family goes out to watch the new spiderman movie and negan is a resident cinephile and timeplay champion. wholly based on the request of @lights321: “Consider the fact that Negan can only orgasm to dad jokes, that’s why he has such a massive hard-on for Rick”

negan’s motto is ‘if it’s corny, i’m horny’ and hes literally the equivalent of this song whenever he’s in the general vicinity of rick

what im trying to say is please support the arts and go watch spiderman: into the spider verse!

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

sure. blame the guy who’s a huge idiot who causes a lot of problems, again

[papasmoke]

I just CANT shut up baby!!!!!!! I’m absolutely FULL of STUPID and simply MUST share it with the world!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cheaphalloweencostume]

im useless because i dont own this shirt

[1ightly]

bro shut the fuck up im analyzing homoerotic subtext

[londoncapsule]

You work for me now. You have shit, you give it to me. That’s your job. Now I know, that is a mighty big, nasty pill to swallow.

[filthfeedingworm]

alexandrians gossiping, probably

[laundy]

What if Negan has a pretty severe case of Erectile Dysfunction, and all his talk about sex and his wives is just a front because he's been unable to get one up since Lucille died? And when he's with Rick, he was so focused on flirting itself that he just straight up never thought he'd ACTUALLY REALLY get an opportunity to shag. At a certain point when he's eye-to-asshole with Rick he's just like: uhm. (angst ensues)

“(angst ensues)” GOD NEGAN’S SUCH A DRAMATIC BIG OL’ BITCH but i’ll roll with it

negan: but rick, i’ll always have a boner for you (taps chest)…in here…

rick: (throws him michonne’s strap on) consider it handled

[filthfeedingworm]

negan texting rick

[filthfeedingworm]

the walking dead is just a really sexy show, you know? the murder? gore? rick grimes? s7e01: the day will come when you won’t be? everyone is sweaty and dirty? rick grimes covered in blood? 

[filthfeedingworm]

Hi, do more posts on Regan :)

i will, dw! 💕💕

[coercing-moved]

“You belong to me.”

[filthfeedingworm]

rick: 😠 negan: 😏😘 rick:  

[filthfeedingworm]

Why negan piss on rick? wtf?

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