Incredulous Swine

Hi we're Jessibelle and Jess and we're here to seduce your anus.

[filthy-peasant-blog]

Why do weird kids feel the need to send invites to jazz raves on facebook? Bitch I'm not going to a jazz rave with your creepy ass! 

[filthy-peasant-blog]

that awkward moment when your boyfriend thinks he's prettier than you...

[thvnhv]

If you're not a PEASANT, reblog this.

[taissafarmiga]

my text posts are funny i just lack the followers to make them famous

[4gifs]

[putavuitton]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[filthy-peasant-blog]

I just farted and it sounded like Cher singing. 

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Sometimes I wish I had sims so I could kill everyone I hate and dance on their grave. 

[filthy-peasant-blog]

I've got 99 problems and they're all you. 

[pau1y]

relationship status: booty

[filthy-peasant-blog]

"If I'm louder, would you see me"

I'm not Helen Keller so no. 

[filthy-peasant-blog]

Whats a heart and how do I use it. 

[filthy-peasant-blog]

I procrastinate leaving my blog. 

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let’s be real here if icarly were an actual webshow they would get bullied so badly

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[unbear]