vampires will never hurt you

mags || 25 || short and bitter™

[finalgirl666]

🩸welcome to my little morgue, my name is mags🩸

25 year old femme lesbian in love with all things gothic and horror related. fiesty scorpio w a flair for the dramatic. big fan of academia (just graduated with my master's in human rights and fighting the urge to do a phd every day), foreign languages, and travelling. norse pagan devoted to thor and hel.

this blog is mostly things related to vampires and being a big fat lesbian, but occasionally also sees whatever my hyperfixation is at the moment.

dms open for moots but I will not be the one reaching out first bc i have social anxiety lmao.

cishet men, minors, racists, homophobes, TERFS/SWERFS, etc., DNI. you will be blocked.

[comikbook]

happy pride month dykes i love you dykes

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[vampira-carmilla]

Vampire aesthetic

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[deeperprocess00]

[peanutgallerymemes]

unfortunately i’m cursed with being right

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[windsshowling]

endless Witcher 3 scenery » 200/∞

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[raenaissancexx]

Honestly this is the best thing I've ever heard

[its-beautiful]

this shit boring as hell

[e-for-annoying]

"I asked grok"

"I asked chatgpt"

ok well I asked Will Graham, and he closed his eyes and twitched for a while talking to himself and then opened them and started hyperventilating and shaking.

[vamplire]

it’s me and my vampire media against the world

[nycoffeeshop]

Teach your children to appreciate nature and love their bodies and most importantly, to keep an open mind towards things and people they don’t understand.

[incnspicuous]

​y'all ever wonder why people aren’t just like. nice to each other

[lxxjang]

Yuta Okkotsu - The Commute