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*pops the biggest largest metaphysical girl boner the world has ever seen*

#....................jschlatt #cold ones #FIRST of all….schlatt hot as always and in brown my fave as always yes of course lesbianly needing him #second: obviously huge day for this pervert blog even though I now very rarely if ever engage in either one’s content lol #third: I’m pretty sure I’ve been to that exact pub before omg he wants ME so bad ugh he’s so pathetically into me…lesbian and all 💔 how trag #also I like his stupid little tote bag and his hair kind of looks better than ever okay byeeeee

Perhaps the least surprising take to hear from THIS blog in particular but CDawg and CBroad definitely explored each others bodies more than once….i just know it

#ESPECIALLY rating 1 star love hotels like pls be pls obvious next time kings #connor dawg voice actor my beloved 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻#CBroad xoxo 💋

Relapsed today (I’m on my fourth best of Schlatt compilation)

#that’s my MANNNN idc idCCC #....................jschlatt

This is like this blogs Olympics, the fever dream I never dareth to dream

#ted :)))))#cold ones #max #anything4views #also this video is like watching your sweet sensitive son play with the older boys like… Teddy they’re too rough for you!!!!

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MY NAME CHEF

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S HAPPENING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#I feel the brain parasites rehatching brothers 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻#cancer crew #idubbbz #maxmoefoe #anything4views

I got some shit to say…but first let me bend down and grab these 50 individual playing cards real quick

#....................jschlatt #SCHLATTT SCHLATT I MAY BE A LESBIAN BUT I STILL WANT YOU BBG

Lud wearing these knee highs and tiny shorts is my Roman Empire I’m so sorry

#the yarm :)#the yard podcast #lugwid #aimen 🥹#he looks SO good with the fucking mustache too??? like I’m BLUSHING BRO I CANT DO THIS #on the Qt ep as well???? they are doing cocomelon shit to me

Running into a little bit of interference in terms of inspiration for my CallJant fic tbh and I think it’s all because of that awful pink monstrosity Ceej did to his hair 😭😭

#I turned into his livestream and got JUMPSCARED like I’m praying he did that for a Halloween look (copium)#I was a little invigorated because he literally couldn’t go 5 seconds without brining Smant up in some way like that boy lives RENT FREE #CallJant #ceej 🥴#smanthony 👅

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just so you know if this blog ever deactivates it was the killer

I’m not playing around Schlatt snuggled up in his blankie like that is doing more for me than any shirtless pic of a dude ever has

#....................jschlatt #I love when he’s soft okay????????? sue me

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George whenever Karl speaks: 😆

#unfortunately this type of rizz works on me as well 😔✊#knf #NO ONE makes George twirl his hair like Karl and I stand by that!!

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God gave Jan COVID because SOMEONE had to stop him and Jacob from kissing again

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Damn nvm not even God can stop him

#jan pchal 😊🫶🏻#poketuber brain rot #the power of gay kissing pierces thru every time I’m tellin yall!!

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(Normal voice) Schlatt should dress up as Jason for Halloween

#MANY ARE SAYING THIS!!!!!!!!!#....................jschlatt #rn he’s more like backburner crush because he’s being so BORINGG rn but I still like his stupid ass 😒

Tanner “I used to share a bed with my best boy friend in hs” Smallant versus Cj “I’ve already kissed enough boys” Ya aka unstoppable force meets immovable object and they’re both kissing

#JOKES JOKES but…they compell me #it’s a little crazy how often Cj was just sprinkle in some *~lightly fruity~* energy in his tweets but nowhere else??#meanwhile anytime someone even slightly suggests Tanner isn’t straight he LEAPS to clarify…and then tells a story like this #if I weren’t brain dead when it came to editing I could make such a powerful ‘Sus CJ moments comp’ like he’s a king for that tbh #poketuber brain rot #ceej 🥴#smanthony 👅#CallJant #LOOK @its-stupidhours I’m using the ship name!!!! thank you for giving me a permatag that will actually reach ppl 🙏🏻

God gave Jan COVID because SOMEONE had to stop him and Jacob from kissing again

#like literal divine intervention me thinks #poketuber brain rot #alpha 💅♣️#jan pchal 😊🫶🏻#otherwise best believe in that creator lounge they would’ve gone CRAZY in there..I’m convinced

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melon busting

#literally HOW did he think this was a good idea to do on camera…#lugwid

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