Jordan

livinnnn'

[stability]

[officialwhitegirls]

[untillion-deactivated20180801]

Some young child: *Screaming outside* Me with no context: Girl me too

[yungterra-blog]

Now hang on a fucking second

[unclefather]

ready to skeleton roleplay? I slowly take off my skin to reveal my creaky bones. my large pelvic bone is sexy to you. my teeth chatter. you hand me my top hat and I begin tap dancing. where is my cane

[yungterra-blog]

i remove two of my ribs and begin to furiously play your ribcage like a xylophone. “You like that?” I ask as I play my haunting melody

[suedesatan-deactivated20190609]

“but the government can watch you over the pokemon go app” watch👏🏻 me👏🏻 catch this 👏🏻 jiggly puff

[vatide-deactivated20180102]

How do you clap off beat over text

[meanplastic]

[purplefridge-archive-deactivate]

[dicksoutsuggestion]

dicks out for those soda machines with the touch screens and all the flavors

[strawberryamanita]

how the fuck can all these men be Old Man Jenkins?

[infinitefern]

“Old Man Jenkins” is a title inherited by the strongest old guy in Bikini Bottom

They all constantly battle to see who is worthy.

[fingerblaster116-deactivated201]

tumblr has defiled my sense of humor and now I’m on this new tier of humor that no one in real life understands

[greek-highlights]

Lunch in the Greek islands with a view of Aegean sea!

[thetinywordnerd]

do u ever see what ppl ur age are accomplishing and ur just like “wow” and u go back to bed

[inspiredbyadam-blog]

[saveddata]

Did Disney think Floridians were some alien race or something.

[standhaft]

We are

[beauty-eunoia]

too accurate 

[the-fashion-alba]

[aewm]

420 stands for “4got 2 0plogize” and this is how u use it

friend: hey dude why’s lester mad at u me: i broke his favorite mug and 420

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