BOYS DON'T CRY!!

*single tear emoji* Finn e. coleman. 18. he/him. golden boy. varsity. single. stellar. @finncredible

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haleyftw;

“I mean there’s just so many that I could go with. Most charming, Haley’s first fuck, best damn smile, will most likely always be the best in bed.” She had a list of different things in her head, but thought she would list the most appropriate ones. At first she was mad that her car had broke down making her half to walk to school, but now being with Finn she knew it was some kind of sign .

Biting the corner of her lip to help hide that fact that her cheeks were most likely a rosy color. “Then i’ll wait, though it is a great surprise if i do say so myself.” Once she was settled into the car her eyes wander across the attractive male. As he handed her the aux she plugged in her phone, going onto her spotify and played one of her most recent playlist which mostly consisted of songs by the artist Say Anything. “Hm..” She placed her hand under her chin as if she had to think about it. “That can be arranged.” Speaking softly, Haley lend across the armrest and placed her lips onto his.

There’s a weird sense of pride he has in being her first. Not that he’s in the mindset that he’s popped her cherry or that virginity is that big of a deal to begin with, but he’s confident enough he made her first time, for lack of a better term, radical. “You flatter me too much. I mean, it’s true, but still.” 

The Coleman’s are about a fifteen-twenty minute drive from the school, in a modern manor-like home. Despite not overly bragging or flaunting his money to the extent the majority of the one percent does, him and his family are incredibly well off. Always have been. And he’d be lying if he didn’t feel like a bit of a big-shot when he brings girls home. His eyes flicker over to the blond, and his smirk becomes devilish. “You sure know how to get a boy excited, Haley, gosh. I’m almost giddy.” He jokes, eyes fixed back on the road as Haley takes control of the music. “A rock girl, huh? Never took you for one. I’m into it.” He observes, wrinkling his nose playfully as he leans in to press his lips against his company.  He lingers in the moment before pulling away with admitted reluctance. “Well, were off.”

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kclagrdnr;

“–well pluto’s always a planet, no matter dwarf or not, but NASA doesn’t recognize it as such anymore, ‘cause they suck. it’ll always be a planet in my heart, though.”

“I mean, NASA can ‘suck’ all they want but I think it’s hard to argue their logic. But I mean, honestly, if it’s named after a roman god it gets to uphold planetary status in my book. For fear of being smited, y’know?”

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fcllonisms;

“That doesn’t make any sense, how can i be it if I don’t even know what it means? Please don’t beat anyone up, that wouldn’t be too nice. It’s just some kids on the soccer team. They say stuff like all the time and I have no clue what the heck they’re talking about half the time.“ 

“Well I’m certainly not kicking ass with the intentions of making friends, Fallon. C’mon, use your head. It’s just about sex. If someone’s DTF it mean they’re good to go, you know? Muffin’s buttered. Which should never apply to you, so no worries, yeah?”

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fcllonisms;

“I’m almost convinced that you’re just saying this to distract me from finding out what it means. Then how do YOU know what it means? It’s not solved, ‘cause I don’t know what it is.”

“I most definitely am. Because if your DTF and I find out who F’d you, I can guarantee I’mma F them right up! I know what it means because I’m way cooler than you, obviously. Like I said, you don’t need to know. Where the hell did you even hear it anyway?”

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kcenna:;

kienna rolls their eyes, shaking their head slightly, curls falling around their shoulders. “jesus, coleman, you make me wanna fuckin’ kill myself sometimes.” they roll their eyes, nearly shoving the peach ring onto his tongue, throwing another two on him. “just take the candy. you get a B for effort. next time i’m not gonna be so nice though.” 

Finn gives a tired snort to her lashing out, taking the candy with a proud smirk and flinching slightly as they toss two more. Sweet, sweet (literally) victory. He chuckles again as he eats the candy, flipping them off in the process. “If were giving out B’s you’ve got ‘em across the board for ‘Bitch’” He teases, stinking a artificially colour tinted tongue out to them in the process.

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fcllonisms;

“Common, Finn. Whatever it is I can handle it.You obviously know what it is, so just tell me.”

“Ah, see? But people who’re are DTF know what DTF means. And you don’t. Which means you’re not, as you shouldn’t be. Ever. DTF is not relevant to you at all. Boom. Conundrum solved.”

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jcsephoikos;

‘ i – am severely out of the loop with the kids’ language now. i was on twitter and i saw one of the kids say ‘icy’ – that means cool, right? and like, what does simp mean? i’m genuinely confused, and kind of terrified. it’s like they made a whole other language. ’

“Yeah! Those gosh darn millennials with their ‘dabbing’ and their ‘instantgramming’, they should stay off your lawn!” His shakey old man voice is spot on though, admittedly.

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fcllonisms;

“What does it mean when you’re DTF? Is that like slang?”

“Nothing, It mean nothing and you don’t need to know it because your immediate answer should be ‘NO’.”

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kcenna;

kienna starts to give him the ring but withholds it, eyes narrowing ever so slightly as they realize that he wasn’t listening to a word they fucking said, and while they know they shouldn’t be mad ‘cause he was up for too long last night, but kienna is still gonna be petty. “okay, yeah, you get one – if you summarize what i just said to you.” 

Finn gives a strained smile, blinking in a manner that shows he barely fucking registered those words, let alone the entire statement before that. There’s a long pause as he stares dumbly back, brows twitching as he goes for gold. “something about how fucking amazing I am at shots?” afterwards he just sticks his tongue out and makes a throaty noise that in some universe translates into ‘insert candy here’. 

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chelsea-buchanan;

She bows as if she was being applauded and grabs the chip bag from the slot, tossing them over to him. Chelsea gives a shrug, “When needed,” she lets out a laugh. “I mean I’m not gonna throw my Macbook out the window or hit it so it can work.” She smirks, looking him over for a moment. “Have you seen the Vine with the printer?”

Fumbling (but catching!) the back, he’s admittedly a little starstruck. This girl’s radical. Not that the majority of people aren’t cooler than him, considering he’s a fumbling idiot in a cool jacket with a full wallet to compensate. His brows raise with a laugh as she doesn’t deny the claim, and he purses his lips thoughtfully to the last question. “Nah, don’t think so?”

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haleyftw;

Another smile finds it’s way onto her face, leaning into his side after he’s placed his arm around her. It was an old trick, however he was charming so with him doing it it was fine. Any other guy should probably would’ve laughed and took a step away from them. “You think so? But there are so many different things I can put on it.”

Exciting passes over her as they’re almost of school grounds, that place was dreadful so the farther away they got the happier she was. “I have one thing in mind besides ice cream that i’d like.” She lowers her head in a quick motion to say thank you before settling into the car. “Thank you.” Placing her purse on the floor of his car she pulled the seat-belt over her body and clicked it in.

Ten point to Finn, the move works and he feels smoother than ever. Casanova reincarnated or something cool like that. “Oh yeah? Riff some for me. I can only guess how far your imagination spans.” He teases, waggling his brows playfully as he waits for her to be seated in his far too luxurious of a vehicle for an eigthteen year old and admires her from above for a moment.

God, what a blessing Haley is. A ridiculously hot girl who’s cool and good to get down and dirty. He’d done something right. Or really wrong and was setting himself up for a black widow-esque demise. Still - getting laid. “Oh, don’t tell me, I love surprise.” He teases chuckling under her breath as he gives a nod of acknowledgment to her thanks, shutting the door and making his way to the drivers seat. Entering the car, he turns the car on, hands her the aux cord and pauses before putting his seatbelt on, tapping his cheek and flirtatiously side eyeing her to drop a not so subtle hint. “You know what would be an even better thank you though? Like, I’unno, a kiss from a cute blonde or something...”

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@finncredible: the girl at the corner store told me i have a "buttheart" for a face?? apparently its heart shapped but with a butt chin?? #shockedandamazed

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tfjaxcn;

“I mean of course, you’re beautiful.” He said “If you need a tutor or anything you’re more than welcome to just give me a shout, I’ll help you out. Oh, you’re a football boy? Where do you play.” He said smiling. “I mean, similar, I have most of my time full with practice three days of the week, the rest of the time I just read or go for long walks on the beach.” He said chuckling at himself. “Favourite video game?” He asked thinking back to him saying he liked video games.

A soft smile comes to his face as Jaxon says that. It’s kinda nice to hear out loud verbally, especially when he’s feeling as self-deprecating as he’s been feeling the last little bit. He eyes the other carefully, and gives a soft, genuine, “Thanks... That’s really nice of you to say. You’re not, uh - not bad at all yourself, yeah?” He chuckles almost bashfully. “Where? Like position? Kicker. And I feel that, most of my days are practices or struggling through coursework.” He sighs, trying to stay in a decent mood and offer a reasonable good interaction. Since he’s in such a ‘i’m a piece of garbage haha’ sort of mindset right now. “Um, Left for Dead, probably. I’unno. I’ve always been super into zombie stuff. Call me weird.” He shrugs passively. “How ‘bout you? A big shooter kinda guy or nah?”

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tfjaxcn;

“You do it. I’ll be honoured.” He said smiling. “I bet it is.” He said nodding. “I’m not a nerd. I’m a super genius not a nerd. I am finishing my essay for next semester’s work, I know that sounds weird but I am a semester in front of everyone. So I only go to college for the lectures.” He said taking a chip. “So what do you do with yourself for fun?” He asked

“Who wouldn’t be?” He says with over dramatic confidence, obviously joking. “Hell, I’m as dumb as a stump most days, couldn’t imagine being all ‘Beautiful Mind’ like that. When football inevitably cripples me by age 30 or i’ve had enough concussions to reduce me to the intelligence of a six year old, I’ll be missing being able to struggle through math.” Well, that was dark, Finn. Pull it together. He chuckles at his statement as he tries to just pass it off as dark humour. That should do the trick.

“Me? Typical, mediocre shit. Drinking, video games, long drives, aimlessness, the usual. How about you, Boy Genius? Must be more interesting than me.”

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kclagrdnr;

‘ maybe it’s just me, but i truly believe that these planets being in retrograde is ruining my entire year. completely. i’m more of an emotional mess than i usually am, and everything seems to be screwing up. so i just cannot wait for this month to be over, ‘cause venus, saturn, mercury, and pluto are really screwing up my life here. ’

“Wait - is pluto a planet again?”