𝐎𝐁𝐉𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍

𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘪 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙨 𝙜𝙤 𝙤𝙪𝙩.

[corefourever]

Finn Wolfhard is reintroducing himself

Finn Wolfhard has spent a decade as part of one of television’s biggest ensembles. Now, with a new album and a lot of big questions, he’s fi

Finn Wolfhard on the cover of Hunger Magazine issue #39

[finnwolfhcrd]

Why am I being abused for a sport I don't even watch? When will the inhumanity end? Can't believe I'm being victimised like this. No, it's fine. If it gets all your excitement and frustration out, I won't complain too much. England got through to the next round, didn't they? Surprised you're not out here with the huge crowds of English fans, watching all these shows and drinking until they forget their own names.

[partridgelou]

sometimes it's like i don't even know you. and for the love of sir bobby charlton, don't ever say those words out loud. the football gods might hear you.. but hey, even if you did complain, i'd probably ignore it for the sake of my own sanity. i'd just twist your words into something that remotely resembles hype. you must have me confused with someone who enjoys massive crowds. i'm much more of a pub kind of lad. sit in silence, drink a pint and then collectively rise to our feet either to complain or lose our shit.

[finnwolfhcrd]

The football Gods probably have a lot bigger issues to be dealing with right now. With the World Cup as intense as it is, I'm sure they're backdated with prayers and are just thankful I'm not piling onto their plate. By the way, who the hell is Bobby Charlton? Is he one of the Gods? Well, it wouldn't be the first time I've said something and you completely changed the meaning. Misunderstandings are the backbone of our friendship. Man, stop acting dumb. You have enough cash to sit in the VIP section away from the large crowds. I mean, you can even buy nachos and kick your feet up. Are you really going to miss out on seeing your favourite game in person? That's not the England fan you're claiming to be.

[jeonginya]

then you should know you obviously reached out to the most important member of the group. and this isn't some narcissistic situation. no, no. i'm literally the backbone of stray kids. i demand both attention and respect. actually, i'm basically that fairy from peter pan. if i don't get either, i might actually die. quick question: who have you reached out to so far? also, my girlfriend is pretty cool, so honestly, being friends with her alone should give you some street cred in this industry.

[finnwolfhcrd]

Some people might say you're being a narcissist, but I think you're actually beinf a realist. Who am I to argue with the backbone of Stray Kids? I would have to be a fool to fall into that trap. More than happy to give you attention and respect, so long as you listen to all my prolonged speeches about whatever nerdy topic catches my attention from week to week. Tinkerbell has nothing in you. Sure, she could fly, but can she dance? Nope. You're winning there. I've reached out to most the group at this point, but you're my favourite. Yeji seems cool. The two of you are obviously the it couple of the k-pop world. More people should realise that. Can't believe I'm the only one noticing.

[limerory]

sometimes i wonder why they call you into film so early when they are not even going to take you to film in the afternoon. it's like you are sitting there waiting all day when you could be out getting dog food or something.

@finnwolfhcrd

[finnwolfhcrd]

Yeah, I always assumed they're leaving room to wiggle things around if something should change and they have to make a quick pivot to film a different scene, but it can be annoying when you're there for hours with nothing to do. Suddenly, you're stuck in a trailer with only your phone ar your companion. What are you filming these days?

[leekminho]

you had me at "far superior," because who held down the fort while they were off in the military playing g.i. joes? only kidding. it's my turn to serve in about a year or so. either way, you obviously made the right choice, and i'm here to officially welcome you as our honorary band friend. is that so? well, obviously that's going to be tested, so what are your favorite songs of ours so far? hold up... you play guitar? are you still in the learning stages, or are you actually pretty sick? i've always wanted to learn myself. i've dabbled with a few instruments here and there, but never long enough to really commit to one. but to answer your question, since apparently i have a habit of going off topic for way longer than necessary, damn straight it gets you VIP treatment.

[finnwolfhcrd]

Exactly. You carried that industry in their back in their absence and they will have to do the same for you when you have to serve. Will they handle the pressure without buckling? Doubt it. Really? It was that easy? Man, I love this dymanic already. Thank you. Can't wait to rub Joe's stupid face in this. He'll be so jealous. So far, I really enjoy Maniac, Runners is cool and I like Phoenix. Pretty much, all your albums hit. I'm actually decent. I make music too, I'm actually heading out on tour myself on the 17th. If you ever want to take a serious turn into musical instruments, I'd be happy to help you out on guitar. I was awful in the beginning stages, but I hyperfixated and now I can pretty do whatever I want when I'm holding one. Knowing you go off topic gives me so much hope for our friendship, I do exactly the same. VIP treatment? You must really have a lot of faith in me. With great power comes great responsibility. I won't waste it.

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[finnwolfhcrd]

@milliebubbybrown

[milliebubbybrown]

Isn't she simply mesmerizing? I'm glad you showed up for her, though. I bet she loved seeing you in the crowd! And I know what you mean. I'd be lying too if I said I haven't had those moments. More than a few, actually. I miss those times we were all together on set, together, like this huge family. And I do miss you, quite a lot these days! So yes, obviously I'd like to hang out. You don't need to dress it up or give me a "no strings attached" disclaimer. You could've just said you wanted to see me and I would've said yes. So whenever you're free, let's do it. I know you have shows coming up so we can meet up before that starts, I can even come to one of them once they do.

[finnwolfhcrd]

Yeah, she's great, but that's really besides the point. I've seen enough of her to last the next month, it's you who's taken up residency in my mind and what exactly do you plan on doing to ease this pain? As pathetic as it sounds, I miss the dymanic we all built and I know we're all still there for each other, God knows I blow up the group chat enough to keep it alive, but something is missing and I think that's you. I didn't realise how much I would miss that ridiculous English accent of yours until it was no longer a daily fixture in my life. Okay, so I'll be blunt about it, but remember, you asked for it. I miss you and I want to see you, more than you know. My first show isn't until the 17th. I'd love to hangout before then. I can come to you. And then, if you want, you can come watch me perform if you aren't working and if Winnie isn't going to miss her mom too much for the day. The show will be in Washington and you can hangout backstage. We can grab some food afterwards and I'll talk your ear off about all the things you don't care about, but you're a good person so you'll smile and nod just to keep me happy.

[partridgelou]

expect me to spam you with text messages later on. it's world cup season and there's a slight chance i might be either aggressive or just sending you repeated exclamation points depending on how well england is playing. do yourself a favor and just ignore it, but for my sanity, i need somewhere to let out all my excitement or frustration. you're my victim. embrace it. ( @finnwolfhcrd )

[finnwolfhcrd]

Why am I being abused for a sport I don't even watch? When will the inhumanity end? Can't believe I'm being victimised like this. No, it's fine. If it gets all your excitement and frustration out, I won't complain too much. England got through to the next round, didn't they? Surprised you're not out here with the huge crowds of English fans, watching all these shows and drinking until they forget their own names.

[kaigerber]

do you want to know my dirty little secret? it definitely helped that i'm a bit of a nepo baby in the modeling world, and my dad has a lot of connections in the film industry, so i'd be lying if i said that didn't open a few doors for me. i just hope i'm doing both professions justice. why, thank you, finny. and we could always beg our agents to put us in a movie together, or at the very least get us auditions for some kind of apocalyptic film. i'm here for it regardless.

[finnwolfhcrd]

Well, yeah, that's true and it's nice that you're honest about it. I was more so talking about what kinda drew you into the duel career move? Do you have a preference for one over the other? Do you think your parents are secretly competitive over it? You're doing great in both, as far as I can tell anyway. But really, no one wants to hear my opinion on modelling. I have no clue about any of that stuff and anything I did have an opinion on would probably be entirely wrong. An apocalyptic film? Are you secretly hoping to watch me die, Kaia? That's cold, even to a man like me.

[petedavidsns]

man, i need your advice. i don't know if you know but i went through the whole tattoo removal process, right? painful as shit, by the way. do not fucking recommend. but i'm craving the urge to get more, because you can remove the tattoos from the dude, but you can't remove the tattoo bug from the dude. so... advice. if i was to cave and get another, right? what should i get? [ @finnwolfhcrd ]

[finnwolfhcrd]

Man, don't do it. You get clowned enough already. Can you imagine how much worse it'll be if you get more tattoos and later down the line decide to remove them all again? I don't know. Can't you just get a sketch pad and be done with it? Or maybe get some actual art for your house. Then again, what the hell do I know? If it makes you happy, I guess it can't be so bad. Avoid the Harry Potter shit this time and I think you should be good to go.

[clinermaddie]

i know, right? i even asked if it was possible for me to at least be in the same scene as one of you, just lowkey hanging around in the background at the arcade or something. but no, apparently my high school mean girl character wouldn't fit with the nerds. shush, you were not. i think it's safe to say that all six of you were equally adorable. but now i'm going to manifest that the two of us end up working together on a new blockbuster movie.

[finnwolfhcrd]

You did? Damn it. Those Duffer brothers really must have hated me back then. It could have been so much fun and I don't think we utilised the arcade enough. That would have been such a perfect opportunity, but honestly, yeah, I don't think your character would have interacted with Mike. She didn't seem to like Nancy, so why would she talk to his kid brother? Thanks, but I know myself and I was definitely annoying. Beyond the huge, puppy dog eyes, I would have talked you to death. I'd love that. Should it be some kind of thriller? Those roles are always fun to step foot into.

[lorelai-danes]

FINN WOLFHARD at the 2026 Met Gala (May 4, 2026)

[finnwolfhcrd]

On a mission to befriend members of Stray Kids, it has come to my attention that you're also dating Yeji from Itzy. This is very interesting in my mission to crush Joe Keery for flaunting his friendship with another k-pop group in my face. He thinks he can beat me, but I will not allow him to reign supreme. Not on my watch. Is it at all possible for me to befriend both you and your girlfriend? I promise, I'm a chill guy. I just nerd out over music and cinema. @jeonginya

[finnwolfhcrd]

A friend of mine is currently running his big mouth, thinking he's better than me because he's befriended all the boys from BTS. What a dimwit. Doesn't he realise that he's really only given me ammunition to befriend my own k-pop group? One far superior. Now, I can't lie to you and tell you I'm the coolest person in the world, but I can tell you for the past two hours, I've been looking through the Stray Kids discography and was so impressed, I tried to learn some chords from one of your songs on my guitar. Does that give me an in to your world? @leekminho

[finnwolfhcrd]

You being on Stranger Things and having no scenes with me feels pretty illegal. I know you weren't around that much and that you were part of the High School crowd with Steve, Nancy, Jonathan and Billy, but why couldn't Mike be visiting? Actually, maybe it's better you didn't have your first impression of me back then. I was kinda weird as a kid. Still, you're only five years older than me. Joe is five years older than you, so there is an equal distance here. @clinermaddie

[finnwolfhcrd]

Gotta ask, the leap from modelling to acting seems to be popular these days and I'm here for it. You're getting that bag and I'm really happy for you. All I'm wondering now is when you're actually going to work with me? What's a guy like me to do? I could be that awkward, nerd that your character constantly rolls their eyes at, but we have to team up to defeat a greater evil. @kaigerber

[finnwolfhcrd]

So, I went to see Sadie in Romeo and Juliet before it ended. To no one susprise, she was incredible and seeing her in her element was so much fun, but a somber cloud formed when I quickly realised that I definitely felt your absence. I don't know, maybe it's just been so long that I'm starting to feel reminiscent now. The reality of the show being over hit me when I looked to my left and you weren't there. We used to celebrate each others successes together and I'd be lying if I said I don't miss it... or, well, miss you I suppose would be a more accurate way to say this. I don't know how busy you are these days, but how would you feel about hanging out soon? No strings attached. It would just be nice to see your face again. @milliebubbybrown