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@fionasgotcoynes
Cheesy pick-up lines are the worst.
Today, a guy said this to me. “Hey, could you touch me? Cause I want to be able to say I’ve been touched by an angel.” Get away from me. I’m disturbed.
Guy's are gross. I would have hit him if I were you! But overall, what kind of pick up line is that?
Eli smoothed down the collar to his shirt, shook his hair into place, and set off for The Dot. He and Fiona finally got the chance to hang out and grab coffee just like she had been persuading him to do. He always loved spending time with Fiona, her positive, bubbly energy always lifted his dark spirit. And although she was dating an asshat Ice Hound, she was probably one of his more intelligent friends.
He came up to The Dot's entrance and looked around for Fiona's curly hair and wonderful sense of style to catch his eye... It took him a little while to realize that her hair was straight and he laughed to himself for not making the connection. He made his way over to the table. "Miss Coyne!" he exclaimed while opening his arms to hug his dear friend.
Fiona felt like she had been waiting ages, but she knew with Eli, time was of no concern for him. He always claimed he could make time for people, so she knew he wouldn't bail on her. As she stared down at the coffee she had ordered while waiting, she heard her last name, or what used to be her last name, stroll through her ears. Her head popped up, and smiled when she saw Eli in front of her. "Mr. Goldsworthy!" She smiled as she stood up and hugged her friend, soon opening up her arm, as if to tell him to sit down.
Once they both were sat, Fiona decided to start up the conversation, "So, guyliner, what have you been up too?" She smiled, taking a sip of her coffee. Ever since the school year had started she felt like her and Eli hadn't had their friendship time together, and now, that she was married to Dallas, and though no one knew, she felt like she had so much to catch up on with Eli, even though a lot of what she wanted to say had to be kept a secret.
the beach was actually nice
but there’s sand in my butt crack
TMI, guyliner. T M I.
Josie's gone. She moved.
Holdy, are you okay? Come over to my condo. I have ice cream and cookies waiting for you.
Do we still have a Clare? She's been MIA for a long time.
Yes, she's on hiatus right now.
My boyfriend > everyone else's boyfriend.
These pants are 10x better though because it doesn’t look weird when I don’t wear a shirt. Too bad, so sad. Add hockey and small children too that list and we’re good to go.
How do basketball shorts look weird when you don't wear a shirt? You're odd. Well, their comfy on me, so there. Sad, Fiona is sad. No naked husband. Yes, yes, tacking them on now!
My boyfriend > everyone else's boyfriend.
Because pajama pants are comfy. Ehhhhh, not the point. You don’t know me very well then since food is second before sleep.
They are, they are. So are your basketball shorts. But, but, I like naked Dallas. Okay, so Dallas' favourite things: Fiona. Sleep. Food.
My boyfriend > everyone else's boyfriend.
I’m getting dressed in the bedroom and then heading to the kitchen for some food because food is the best part of the day.
Why get dressed? Not like I haven't seen everything before? ...Food is the best part of the day, I feel like I'm number two on your list of favouirte things, because food comes first. Loser.
My boyfriend > everyone else's boyfriend.
Don’t take back your love?
Fine, Fine. Where are you, anyway? You're clearly not in the living room.
My boyfriend > everyone else's boyfriend.
Don't give me that face.
My boyfriend > everyone else's boyfriend.
And I get the condo to myself? Hmm, that seems tempting but I’d rather not have a hobo for a girlfriend.
LOVE YOU TOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I take back my love!
I really love your RP With Dallas. I've always loved fallas and not many people ship them so when I found this RP it was like a dream. So, please don't ever break up this pair. P.S you two are awesome.
//OMFG BLESS LIKE, THIS MAKES ME SO SO SO SO SO HAPPY! YOU'RE A FALLAS SHIPPER!! YOU ARE NOW APART OF THE FALLAS SHIP! PLEASE COME OF ANON SO I CAN LOVE YOU DOOOOWN. Thanks by the way, we think we're pretty swell. LOLOL. <3
My boyfriend > everyone else's boyfriend.
Your love for me is almost over whelming.
Does that mean you don't want me to love you anymore? 'Cause I'll just walk down the street and be a hobo or something.
My boyfriend > everyone else's boyfriend.
Not only is he the cutest sleeper, ever.
But he also brings me taco bell on special occasions.
Long Time No Coffee || Eliona
Fiona and Eli had been going back and forth via tumblr and text, planning out a coffee date that after a good two weeks of "planning" had yet to happen. Finally Fiona had just told Eli that they needed to hang out, and that she'd see him in ten minutes at The Dot, and she wasn't taking "no" for an answer. She had already been dressed for the day, a nice light pink dress, hair straightened, and for once instead of heels, she chose flats. She grabbed her purse and made her way out the door and on her way to The Dot.
The walk to the cafe was a short one, and Fiona soon found herself in front of The Dot, no Eli in sight. She sighed, as she walked into the cafe and sat herself down in her normal corner seat. Her fingers moving the small napkin in front of her in circles.
Ugh, my phone.
Does anyone else’s phone randomly turn off? No? Just mine. Thought so. Ugh, not that I need to be on pinterest anyway.
Is it the app that just keep's shutting down? Or your whole phone? Because if it's your phone then thats not good.
I think I'm getting sick..
21 Jump Street, at the moment anyway.
COMING TO ATTACK YOU! BECAUSE THAT MOVIE IS FABULOUS!
