cheeze, the goblin

[they/he/she] [in my 20's] afflicted with brainworms that whisper to me about magnus archives, baldurs gate and ace attorney

[cheeseeatinggoblin]

[toboldlynerd]

[w1ldspace]

“Mr. Gavin said they were blue.”

[discosfish]

[uncarbonatedmilk]

jonathan sims THE queer character of all time because he's not uncomfortable with being queer. he's uncomfortable with literally everything else

[rat-in-a-cloak]

they make me ill.

so here, have this <3

[kragehund-est]

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

[kragehund-est]

i sent this meme to 7 people, and 4 of them asked me to translate for them. i legitimately do not think that was necessary.

[vickythestrange]

[kosmogrl]

you’ll be fine. you made it out of impossible situations before and you will do it again

[kosmogrl]

ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? YOU WILL DO IT AGAIN.

[kosmogrl]

#Iprommy

[atlas-hope]

inspired by this

[oatmealdoodles]

the Archivist

Edit: forgot to put the TW’s in the tags thanks guys for pulling through on this one

[assindeto-deactivated20140621]

take me to art museums and make out with me

[cornputer]

But they said to not touch the masterpieces

[etherialism]

Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

[loremerchant]

This is Johnson, those idiots are fucking in the east wing again.

[i-found-a-mushroom]

I’VE ONLY EVER SEEN THIS LEGENDARY POST IN SCREENSHOTS

[the-aerispace]

Eyes

Alternate versions below cut, click for better quality so on and so forth

I had A Lot of fun with these! I absolutely love drawing eyes and I also recently found a great new ibispaint brush so fuck yeah

My jmart brainrot is heavy this week

(and I might do another one of thses w Daisy, and maybe Melanie or Georgie depending on how I'm feeling)

[labsom]

Sometimes I remember that TMA is a horror podcast

[catcolour]

I'm incapable of reading these words without hearing the melody in my head now, help

[actualized-animal]

[stumbling out of the wizard’s tower wearing five cursed amulets] dude it’s chill i’m still ok to fly the dragon

[sambrin]

[socialjusticewerewolf]

"I disappear, I cease to exist and it's lovely"

[technofeudalism]

if you wiped every ICE agent off the face of the earth, a hundred million people would become safer overnight. if you wiped every furry off the face of the earth, the entire internet would collapse for good in a matter of hours. i know where my allegiances lie.

[lunehowls]

i love when he mutters to himself

[late-to-the-magnus-archives]

Elias, constantly: