[fireemblembreastrevisionist]

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[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

POV: you are using the bathroom in someone else's home. my home, perhaps. you linger after washing your hands, examining the decor before you rejoin the party. on the back of the toilet is a crisp-edged box, the length of a shoebox but narrower, made of pale gray unvarnished wood and inlaid with little geometric chips of mother of pearl. it has a small ornamental clasp to fasten it, but no lock. you run your fingertips along its meticulously sanded surface. it is cool to touch. you're curious what might be kept in such a box. you finger the little brass clasp open and flip up the lid. inside the box, resting on a clean white folded dish towel, are two warm hamburgers, their buns soft, the edges of the flattened beeves feathery where they peek out. the burgers are serving temperature and appear perfectly fresh.

[maidsimulator]

dunno how to beeves feathery but I think this is a good attempt:

Version with a bit more resolution hereeeee.

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

WHAT IN THE FUCK

[im-mender]

beeves fucking real??

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

beeves fucking real.

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

i think my other favorite response this post got was a DM that said "usually when you write this many words it's erotica about rape so i kept waiting for this to turn into porn & was confused"

[calvinandhobbes-rss]

[nacht---hexe]

wait wait wait. a princess can sexually harrass her maids? instead of vice versa? i thought that was just in kinkposts

[nacht---hexe]

i started sexually harrassing a random nearby object to experiment and ended up calling a watermelon a slut. more tests needed

[yumykon]

YoRHa No.2 Type B - 2B Bunny Ver. 🐇⭐

[meachapelin]

[posthumanwanderings]

[bimstown]

a stubby girafarig

[racequeenparadise]

Hatsune Nanami, Endless Lady, at the Endless Fair, Super Autobacs Atsugi Store, Saturday 14 March 2026

[qqchurch]

girl off two sips of highball

[dailysnoopy]

[hambter]

Really obsessed with this mahjong playing hamster

[daily-online-kitty]

[catgirlforeskin]

Clown to the right of me. A different, angrier set of clowns further to the right of me.

[pianta]

rest is not a waste 🌷🌿✨ (stickers)

★ twitter | ko-fi | ig | prints ★

[artdecodude]

Detail from the #ArtDeco Progress Building in Pomona, California 📷: 04/26/2026

[jynxycodone]

Last time I finished a video game? Heh... sorry kid. I don't have luxuries like that anymore. You could say my life has turned into a vortex of pain. But don't worry, I know how to be cool about it.