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[redstonedust]

undiagnosed but nearly every one of my personal posts gets tagged with "this is the autism experience" "me when my adhd" "op have you been tested for OCD yet" "the anxiety mood" "funnier as a system" so i figure one of you guys has to be right about something. not sure which yet but i'm excited by my options.

[zingring]

I overheard my 14-yo say (while petting her cat), "you raw piece of corn. You unplugged toaster. The plate is spinning, but the light isn't on."

[theknightlywolfe]

[quasi-normalcy]

[herssian]

deepen the shadows bro. it'll be ok

[herssian]

i meant art-wise but if any dark sorcerers see this. you do you

[parkchanwoohoo]

Developing a sick fixation on the bagel guy I get breakfast from every Friday on my way to work. I have visited his stall thrice and each time he hears my order, shakes his head, and gives me a slightly different version of my order that tastes better than what I'd originally asked for

[parkchanwoohoo]

Today I asked for a plain lox spread bagel and he gave me an everything bagel with a lox, scallion, and dill spread and it fucks so heavy. Moaning at work rn

[parkchanwoohoo]

No i will not tell you who this is or where. This is MY parasocial relationship with a bagel guy who is doing a kind of customer service dom thing to me. You guys don't get to HAVE him [eyes start glowing as I growl]

[egglit-the-determined]

You ask him out on a date and he hears your request, shakes his head, and takes you on a slightly different version of the date that feels more fulfilling than what you'd originally asked for.

[parkchanwoohoo]

Girl I'm gonna cum wtf I need this

[egglit-the-determined]

You ask him if you can cum and he-

[lintwizardly]

[pangur-and-grim]

I only like robots in media if they’re a blatant on the nose metaphor for neurodivergence or class/labour discrimination. but lately a lot of their stories seem to just be “huh maybe chatgpt does have feelings after all! makes you think!”

wait, I thought of another category I like. when the actuality of having a giant nonhuman mind is explored in terms of how weird and horrible must that be, like in I Have No Mouth But Still Need To Scream or whatever it’s called

[pangur-and-grim]

oh thank you!

[charlesoberonn]

Conspiracy theorist discovers basic geometry

[professionalanagram]

citing wikipedia is harsh but citing khan academy is going for the fucking jugular

[purplewolfluna]

parallel play with our toys

[sanitymakesposts]

You don’t get it, idiot. This AOC clap back is going to make racists develop a sense of empathy.

[cash4bees]

[yoongisgayvanz]

in da clurb we all fam

[charlesoberonn]

Men will literally attempt to reshape the world in their image by committing mass murder with a magic notebook instead of going to therapy.

[charlesoberonn]

"You have a 35% chance of being Kira, Light."

"That's a toxic violation of my emotional boundaries, L. Stop gaslighting me."

[purplewolfluna]

applying deodorant

juggling is sweaty work

[is-this-fascism]

hot take but i think cars should be required to have communication radios just like big semi trucks. we should all be able to talk to each other on the road. not bc this would help in any way but because i want it to sound like a counterstrike lobby every time i drive somewgere

[ddeerlybeloved]

just did a really good job of cutting a bagel there's no weird thin or thick parts it's all even all over. this is huge for me

[ensinia-internetstranger]

Whenever I see anything about that juggling stuff it's always one of these two things

[moleshow]