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fmanime

i think edward elric entire military experience can be summarized as john mulaney’s “horse loose in the hospital” bit

fmanime

there is a CHILD ALCHEMIST LOOSE IN THE STATE MILITARY!

NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THE CHILD IS GOING TO DO, LEAST OF ALL THE CHILD!

HE’S NEVER BEEN IN THE MILITARY BEFORE!

ink7blot

They interviewed a man who once saw a baby in a restaurant.

WE’VE ALL SEEN A BABY IN A RESTAURANT!!!

THIS IS A CHILD. LOOSE IN THE MILITARY.

comrade-hozier

@dalethesjtoddler

cappucino-commie

And then, for a second, it seemed like maybe we could survive the child, and then, 5 miles under the capital city, an evil homunculus was like, “I have a huge transmutation circle and I’m going to kill everyone to become god!” And before we could say anything, the child was like, “If you even fucking look at Amestris, I will punch you to death with my fists. I dare you to do it. I want you to do it. I want you to do it so I can take my unresolved daddy issues out on you, I’m so fucking crazy.”

captainlordauditor

This post was written by Roy Mustang

ebonyheartnet

Sometimes it’s not a bad thing, just surprising. Like, “Today the child did alchemy without a transmutation circle,” and everyone is like, “Huh, I didn’t know he could do that.”

somethingmissingthiswaycomes

The creepiest days are when you don’t hear from the child at all. Those are the days when everyone is like “I think the child has finally calmed down,” and then the child is like “I just uncovered a government conspiracy. I went in that secret lab and snuck in there with my tiny body. I have a tiny body, but don’t you tell me that, or I’ll fuck you up,” and you’re like “That’s what I thought you’d say, you tiny fucking child.”

And then for a second we’re like “Maybe the government will fire the child,” and the child is like “I have dismantled the government.”

csykora

I feel like they’re judging me personally, but that’s fair

adorablesapling

habsforever

(full article here)

thedoormann

the 3 new pocket monsters

fenkko

midoriya please. you’re killing her. you’re killing your mother

keiko-chan

Togata Mirio || BNHA ep. 63

ricetrippycreeps

gentlemanbones

READER BEWEADER YOU’RE IN FOR A SCEADER

heatedpenguins87

backybae215

It’s not even the start of the regular season yet and these fuckers are killin me [ x ]

sobakasuai-deactivated20200224

If BNHA doesn’t end with it being revealed that the storyline of the series was just told by an adult Izuku over lunch with Eri, Kouta, and his future successor and Kouta remarking “That was longer than it needed to be” before Eri asks Izuku how an elderly Toshinori is doing then what’s the fucking point.