Fireteam Valor

What happens if you put an overly disciplined Titan, a jokester of a Hunter and a Warlock (who is about the only sane person between the three) in one fireteam? Crazy stuff, let me tell you... (Currently looking for possible beta readers for my destiny story (or just friends would be ok too))

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Hi!

Welcome to my blog!

On here I will be sharing some funny (and sometimes serious) moments and headcannons about and from Fireteam Valor. (The bios of the three are also on here.)

Some are based of off real situations I experience with my friends in game, others I‘ll make up by myself.

If you wanna know how they‘d react to some situations or how they’d answer your questions asks are open!

Aside from this here blog I actually write destiny fan fiction with these three characters.

You can find them on my Wattpad account here:

Anyway if you decide to stay or not is of course your choice, but either way, have a nice day! ^^

Fireteam Valor (@Fireteam_Valor)

What happens if you put an overly disciplined Titan, a jokester of a Hunter and a Warlock (who is about the only sane p...

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Volk: *walking up to Rahool* Hey, there aren’t any records about the uhh— Geneva convention in the city archives are there?

Rahool: We know that it existed and little about its general purpose but not when it was first signed and what exactly is in it.

Volk: So the Vanguard and the consensus haven’t signed it?

Rahool: I don’t think so… Why?

Volk: Oh, ok! Great… Uh, see you around!

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Valor: *arriving at the tower after reset*

Volk: Hey Banshee!- W- What have you got there?

Banshee: *holding Telesto* A gun.

Wilhelm: *trying not to panic* Alright everyone listen, code purple. I repeat code purple. Banshee is working on a Telesto!

Whole Tower: *Falls into disarray*

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Volk: Sooo… How are you doing with your Nightmare?

Wilhelm: *glaring at Volk*

Evil Wilhelm: You know what, I think we made some real progress, brother!

Wilhelm: You weren’t asked.

Evil Wilhelm: Rude.

Wilhelm: If he says ‘salvation’ one more time I will end myself and thus put a stop to the pyramids plans of making me a disciple.

[zythann]

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Throw! More! Grenades! YOU SHOULD BE THROWING GRENADES AS YOU ARE READING THIS!

[rostronaut]

AU Crow being a lead singer in a punk band just seems right to me…

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AU Crow be looking like Shaggy tho

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Valor: *walking through the Tower*

Volk: Ya know… Eversince the New Monarchy fucked off… why can’t we have their spot? It’s chill, has a nice garden up top, a really nice view, and you’d be closer to your wife. *nudges Wilhelm with his elbow*

Mai: That would be quite nice, its very comfortable and quiet most times…

Wilhelm: Hmm… i guess your right…

Wilhelm: *clears throat* FATHER?

Zavala: *from across the tower* Yes, Wilhelm?

Wilhelm: May we be allowed to claim the balcony where Executor Hideo used to be?

Zavala: If you insist…

Wilhelm: Thank you.

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Wilhelm: Shaxx! Look at this! *puts on Festival of the Lost mask that looks like Shaxx‘s helmet*

Shaxx: *starts laughing* Normally I don‘t like this festival, but this! *continues laughing, and grabbing Wilhelm around the shoulder*

Wilhelm: *laughes with him*

Saint: *comes to investigte*

Saint: This is getting out of hand! Now there are two of them!

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Mai: *Hanging out with Ikora while the others are away*

Mai: Men are so complicated sometimes.

Ikora: No, they really are not.

Mai: Really?

Ikora: Let me show you.

Ikora: *to her Ghost* Call Wilhelm, please. And put him on speaker.

Wilhelm: Whats up?

Ikora: What are you doing right now?

Wilhelm: Throwing rocks into the lake with Volk.

Ikora: And why?

Wilhelm: I don‘t know.

Ikora: Are you waiting for another Cabal minig operation?

Wilhelm: Nope. Not planing on doing any events.

Ikora: Then why are you throwing rocks into a lake?

Wilhelm: It‘s fun, I guess.

Volk: And really satisfying.

Wilhelm: Yeah.

Ikora: Ok, have fun, love.

Wilhelm: Already ahead of you. Bye!

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Wilhelm: *shredding through Hive with Sweet Business and Actium War Rig, laughing like a maniac, because of the new ammo synthesis* (infinite primary ammo)

Mai: I think he might have too much fun with this…

Volk: Nahh, he‘s fineee.

Wilhelm: *laughing even more*

Mai: Are you sure about that?

Volk: Yeeaah, he just needs to blow off some steam.

Wilhelm: *off in the background* RIP AND TEAR!

Sergeant: *can be heard playing E1M1 over the comms between the noise*

Volk: But, if I think about it… maybe we should make an appointment with a therapist on his bahelf somewhere down the line…

Mai: Already ahead of you…

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Wilhelm: *shredding through Hive with Sweet Business and Actium War Rig, laughing like a maniac, because of the new ammo synthesis* (infinite primary ammo)

Mai: I think he might have too much fun with this…

Volk: Nah… I bet he‘s fiiinnee

Wilhelm: *continuing to laugh maniacally*

Mai: Are you sure?

Volk: Yeeeaaahh… he just needs to let out his Headbut-Titan side once in a while. Not crayon-Titan though, that‘s *clears throat* not nice and an overused joke, nearly even slang against a certain group of people, which, as we have seen several times in our history, is never a good thing. But please understand that I don’t want to directly compre this to anything that you moght be thinking of. Every one of these events which I am referring to now, in regards to what you might think I had referred to, were way worse and shouldn’t even be compared amogst each other. Each is it’s own case and all of them where so horrific that no one has its equal and shouldn’t be downplayed by comparing it to a situation like this. Nevertheless, even though some might be fine with this phrase and play along for a while it get‘s really annoying, or worse, especially if it is used in ill intent towards that group of people.

Mai: That was… surprisingly well thought out.

Volk: Thanks.

Wilhelm: *off in the background* RIP AND TEAR!!!!

Sergeant: *E1M1 can be heard through static on the comms coming from sergeant*

Wilhelm: *still laughing*

Volk: But maybe we should make an appointment with a therapist on his behalf somewhere down the line…

Mai: That would be a good idea…

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Well now i need to know about wilhelm lol

Ok ok,

Wilhelm „Feldwebel“ Schultz started out in the army, following in his fathers footsteps, who was once a general. After becoming a sergeant and also briefly serving with special forces his father pulled a few strings in order to transfer him to the airforce so that he and Mai could work together. After finishing his pilot training, which he quite excelled at according to his SOs (superior officer not significant other, just to be sure) he became the test pilot for experimental Eurofighter SCC (space capable craft(came up with that myself)) class jumpship prototypes

During the colapse however he was killed while defending the facility.

Skipping forward about a millennium, he Mai and Volk all get ressed at the same time in different parts of the compound and the first thing Wilhelm does is being stuck in a flashback… he runs back to where he had previously fought(ya know before having to retreat and sacrificing himself) and shoots a couple times, attracting nearby fallen. (Won’t go into more detail or I could just write down the whole first chapter or my yet the be relaesed re-write of my first FT-Valor book…)

Eventually he takes part in the RoI dlc mission, becomes the young wolf, yada yada yada… Saves the city from ghaul, has a little ptsd from falling down the ship (will be important later), goes on and rescues Osiris together with Ikora and they slowly start to get closer (again, important later, ok not later after that Ikora tries to help him get over his ptsd by going nearer to the edge of the tower every day by one step , which eventually sorta works but hey they’re together now)

Oh yeah and did I meantion the darkness marked him when it killed him because being paracausal and all it knew he would be important for the traveler… i think you can imagine how much fun thats been for him since Shadowkeep 👍🏼

Ok again, im just rambling rn and if i continue ill spoiler too much, probably already have but ehh (if anyone wants to know more concrete stuff just dm me because i dont want to just go around post any major spoilers)

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Can u tell me about mai?

I‘d love to! (Sry it took so long I just got off work…)

Well first off Mai Schultz is Wilhelms confirmed sister , that was one of the first things they looked for after finding out that they shared a surname, and prior to her death she worked for Clovis Bray as a technical researcher and was stationed at a joint base with the german military where her Brothers were also stationed at. (Wilhelm was a test pilot for experimental jumpships, and Volk guarded the Rasputin side of CB‘s presence in the base) And with the ID badge she still had on her on res she found out about her name, like Wilhelm with his dogtags

She is very curious and generally quite smart, but also very polite and nice to others so she often has to act as a middleground in fights either between Volk and Wilhelm, or between Valor and other, but if her patience runs out, you know shits gonna go down. Just because she tries to be diplomatic first doesn’t mean you‘ll get novabombed into oblivion if you keep messing with her brothers.

Somewhere down the road she somehow gets together with Cayde, (to his amazement) and she was understandably pissed when… ya know… so not the best stance towards Crow either from the start, but she doesn’t kill him, which was mostly due to her brothers actively keeping her from doing so…

Ok if I keep on going I think im gonna spoil too much so yeah… if you want to know anything specific just tell me!

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Valor: *fighting the Vex in the Eliksni Quater*

Mai: *notices a Harpy on a cliff edge flashing its light sort of rhythmically*

Mai: Guys?

Wilhelm: Is that morse?

Wilhelm: Dot, Dash, pause, dot, dot, dot…

Volk: A-S-S-I-S-T-A…

Mai: Assistant…

Valor:

Mai: By the traveler

Wilhelm: It can‘t be…

Volk: Don‘t fucking tell me that‘s Asher…

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Wilhelm: *finding a dead FWC member in the Eliksni Quater after the attack* Oh, no! There‘s Melany… That‘s a shame she was really nice…

Wilhelm: Hehehe. There‘s Lakshmi. Hard luck Lakshmi! Always knew you were a bit weak

Wilhelm: fucking deserved it… Bitch ass idiot…

[heyimboredtalktome]

You’re getting married to your Tumblr pfp how fucked are u

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Ok. Very serious question.

If Saint-14 were an animal, what would he be?