the dog days are over

Firewatchers. They/them or he/him. 24. Read the goddamn pinned post before you follow me. I am a mad disabled queer punk and a DID system. It's in my pinned post but it bears repeating here: If you are looking for regularly-posted DID content, this is not the place for you. I block liberally and reserve the right to block anyone I wish to at any time, for any reason, and do not owe anyone an explanation, especially if I don't know you or have never interacted with you. Header by libraryplant.

[firewatchers]

Introduction post. Read this before you follow unless you want to risk getting blocked immediately because I check every follower I get.

Firewatchers. They/he. 23. Physically disabled, mentally ill DID system. My DID is not something I often post about specifically. My tag for posts about my DID was chosen specifically to avoid being able to find the posts on my blog without knowing what the tag is beforehand. If you are looking for regular DID content, this is not the blog for you. I have no desire to interact with the general Tumblr DID circles and will probably block you if your blog is mainly focused on DID recovery and you are following me after the date this post was written (April 5, 2025). You have every right to blog about your DID but at this point I've had so many bad-faith interactions with that specific subtype of blogs that I am simply no longer interested in allowing the same shit to have the possibility of happening again. It's not personal. Yes, this applies to all other complex dissociative disorders too.

We are collectively a transmasc enby. I, the host, am a trans man. If you do not believe that transandrophobia is real, do not follow this blog. By refusing to acknowledge its existence, you are communicating to me that you do not believe all survivors of abuse and trauma because trans men and mascs have been and will continue to share experiences that prove that facing transandrophobia is traumatic, and I cannot and will not allow anyone in my life who believes, whether secretly or openly, that I am not believed about my own experiences.

I write fanfic for the TV show Mr. Robot. You can find my masterlist here.

I love answering asks.

Mutuals can DM me but at this time unless we have a preexisting friendship I'm not interested in befriending any new mutuals.

This blog is a safe space for me first and everyone else second. I will do my best to accommodate tagging triggers when requested but I will not avoid using my blog for its intended purpose to spare your feelings. If you have an issue with something I post you're welcome to approach me about it but if you're not willing to extend the benefit of the doubt in order to receive it in return then I'm not interested and I will block you if you don't respect that. Furthermore, I reserve the right to block anyone at any time for any reason without owing them an explanation.

If I make posts about a specific person or situation that do not name names, I will not be elaborating on who they are about to anyone except privately to the handful people who have been made aware that I will name names if they ask. If you ask me who a post is about, even privately, you will get the same canned response as I just wrote.

I never reblog call out posts and I never make them. If I follow you and see that you do either, I will unfollow and block you.

This post may be edited to include more as I think of it.

[thesituation]

my stance on the trans athlete debate is always and forever going to be that sports should be completely desegregated because humans have one of the smallest levels of sexual dimorphism in the animal kingdom and the disparity we see between male and female performance is entirely caused by social factors rather than anything biological. “should trans women compete against cis women” i think cis men and cis women could compete fairly but that’s apparently a little too spicy for people to wrap their minds around bc they’ve been told their whole lives women are biologically inferior & never thought to question that. or wonder if it’s maybe a self fulfilling prophecy of some kind. are women biologically inferior or do they appear so because patriarchy demands that of us?

[naphthalen]

in fanfiction one must sometimes ask ourselves not if he would do that but under what conditions would he would do that

[morkaischosen]

#he would only do that under duress and oh boy I'm about to pile it on (@ravnervn)

[tabris-the-seventeenth-angel]

HEARTBREAKING: friends who i should be going to the movies and playing dnd and watching anime and cosplaying and going to the mall and having sleepovers and exploring the woods with live one hundred trillion miles away

[celestial-tadpole]

forget your zodiac tell me what you order at a bar and at a coffee shop

[allthingslinguistic]

The International Phonetic Alphabet consonants found in English, with keywords and relevant parts of the mouth highlighted and colour-coded. (Source.) 

[pervocracy]

Pronouncing each of these in sequence is a very strange and amusing physical sensation, and I highly recommend it.

[elodieunderglass]

haha look it’s where those noises live in your dang FACE, TRY IT

[elamarth-calmagol]

Very helpful actually

[frayedcobweb]

I need to record myself doing this so I have something to laugh my ass off at when I’m feeling down.

That being said, this is awesome and I’m off to find someone else who has videoed themselves doing this because I honestly don’t know if I was noising right.

[decodering]

Redditors design worst volume sliders possible

Some of these are genius! ( see reddit / via )

[decodering]

Well, this post went a bit nuts.

[xxxtictacion]

That last one honestly belongs in hell

[official-lucifers-child]

ALL OF THESE HAVE ME WHEEZING AND CACKLING SO MUCH

[ha-nice-joke]

All found in the comments but not found in master post, you’re welcome :).

[c0m13-sl4y3r]

PLEASE I LOVE THESE

[feyosha]

EXTRA TURBO HELL

[psychotic-gerard]

sorry i will never understand cis grief. your daughter is living her best life and going around with friends and feeling like a human being. your son doesn’t feel like he needs to crawl out of his skin anymore and can actually smile. your children are happy and no longer see their existence as the worst thing in the world. why are you grieving this lmao. grow up.

[prunsel]

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

[computationalcalculator]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i love how Indeed is like

tailored for you! here’s your shortlist of job opportunities that perfectly match your preferences and abilities as an artist with clerical career skills:

-booger farmer (45 miles away)

-astronaut (5 minutes away)

[sometimesanequine]

[wintersoldierfell]

you've heard of death of the author, now get ready for death of the audience: where instead of basing your reaction on a thousand uninformed opinions online, you actually read the text and engage with it

[wintersoldierfell]

girl help there's people on this post who can't actually read my text

[ratbastarddotfuck]

*putting my hand in the cavernous space between what you are and what you pretend to be, and wiggling it around* woah haha is there meant to be that much emptiness here? lol are you like okay bestie? omg this kind of tickles my hand does this tickle your nothing? #yournothing <3

[ratbastarddotfuck]

it's okay for you to find this post sexual. I put the sensual feeling in there on purpose. you don't need to do weird posturing about it.

[ratbastarddotfuck]

a friend has informed me that this post made its way to bluesky. they're putting pieces of my soul on other websites. I want to hear about it any time you see one. collect my evil screenshots, like a slenderman but I'm fat.

[mlarayoukai]

non white friend is making a white oc so he had the Wikipedia article for white people open

[touch-starved-lurker]

i dont struggle with skin picking im very good at it

[princess-of-phyresis]

they're selling anti-ai slogans on sweatshop-produced t-shirts. i don't need to write the poem for you to get it do i

[nat-20s]

out of curiosity, how many books have you read this year

0

1-5

6-10

11-15

16-20

21-25

26-30

31-35

36-40

41-45

45-50

over 50

Voting ended onJun 5