every road leads to lost corpse end

hi i'm pip. part time cartoonist, allegedly. full time sick person, definitely. i live on a mountain and i like dogs you can tip me for my writing here!

[creekfiend]

[creekfiend]

I love fax machines too

they're very romantic I think

[creekfiend]

Here to help cleanse the inbox: I have three well-bred, intentionally chosen dogs who are perfectly suited to our lifestyle and thus extremely happy! I love ethical dog breeders and I love the work you're doing.

yaaay im so happy for you and your doggies! 💕

[creekfiend]

fuck I hate dreams that trap me. just had an absolutely TERRIBLE one of those, 0/10

[creekfiend]

i truly hate the ones where I have to SHAKE myself awake they're so scary. after multiple false awakenings???? scream

[creekfiend]

fuck I hate dreams that trap me. just had an absolutely TERRIBLE one of those, 0/10

[maxleggy]

i love that maned wolf pups also do the canine thing where they feet too big for their got damn they, but because they also have the long ass legs they end up looking way more normally proportioned than the adults. like this:

like those are regular wolf proportions

[playwrongs]

Job looking at things

Job where they pay you for looking

Gazing job

Gorging on beauty job

Job appreciating loveliness

[aspirationalbrand]

amazing things happening in late series columbo episodes

[divenlydecayed-deactivated20260]

Did you hear a new love language just dropped? yeah its crazy. Its called just fuckin biting them.

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

reblogging this but shaking my head the whole time to show i don't believe in love languages

[stoneantler]

Getting really tired of how all the anti porn censorship posts going around are like, "I don't like porn but I will defend it" or "it was bad for me to see porn young but it's better than the alternative." I like porn. I want to see porn. I was not damaged by seeing porn as a young person. Porn and erotica are valid and fun vehicles for artistic expression and completely normal expressions of human sexuality. We gain nothing by being squeamish in our support of porn, erotica, and nsfw content.

[hypokeimena]

#it was good for me to see erotica at the age I sought it out (definitely younger than 18 Imao) because it was #an extremely safe and low-stakes way to explore the concept of sexuality and what I was and wasn't into #and because I enjoyed it! #some of it l've seen I haven't been into and even found unpleasant but it's baffling to call that harm #any more than smelling something really nasty while out walking has caused me harm. #sometimes things take you by surprise and make you go 'ew bleh' but that is literally. How life is. Like trash in an alley. #And there is quite a lot of cool and enjoyable and joyful stuff also! Like good restaurant smells! #it's just life it's just a part of life. (via @screambirdscreaming)

#prev is highly correct #i recognize that this is a talking point from some very wretched sources. but: the loss of distinction between harm and discomfort #is frankly devastating a lot of people's ability to socially cohere #and needs to be remedied!!!! urgently!!!!!! (via @ursula-legun)

[rotisseries]

that being said I'm not actually always opposed to conflict free fluff I am just opposed to the characters having their claws filed down for it. you can stick them in a coffee shop au it should just still feel like you sat the two worst most insane people on earth in a starbucks

[girlkaramazov]

just helped an old old man log into his outlook account and we succeeded and he said “young lady, go in peace. we have accomplished this mission.” what an electrifying way of speaking…

[creekfiend]

on this website I frequently find myself feeling like ron swanson at home depot

[hypokeimena]

#when people tell you youre wrong when you are actually wrong: embarrassing! but tolerable #when people tell you you are wrong when RON SWANSON AT HOME DEPOT I KNOW MORE THAN YOU: #MOST HARROWING HUMAN EXPERIENCE.

[creekfiend]

funniest tag humanly possible. thank you for your correction, accuracy is important to me.

[mangonetics]

"why was the ending so rushed it was so good up until the ending" the answer is the same every time no matter the media you're talking about: the author is a bee and had to go back to the hive to defend the queen

[kuttithevangu]

There was a little girl

And she had a little curl

Right in the middle of her forehead

And when she was good

She was very very good

But when she was bad she was horrid

[creekfiend]

i wish your dogs health but i hope you realize how terrible and wrong it is to create more of some of the most overpopulated and abused creatures on the planet for your own gain : ( the pushback is needed and warranted though i do not wish you abuse either.

[creekfiend]

I misread that as Transformers knitting fic :X

I'm sure that is out there as well